Everett Parrott
@everettparrott.bsky.social
English Major, aspiring author, wrestling obsessed. Mostly talks about AEW, NJPW, Marvel, DC, sometimes writing. Radical leftist. 🇵🇸🇺🇦
OC using his sunglasses as a weapon is the culmination of years of character work. 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
OC using his sunglasses as a weapon is the culmination of years of character work. 🤼
Wait is it Falls Count Anywhere so they don’t have to remember what ring is legal? 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wait is it Falls Count Anywhere so they don’t have to remember what ring is legal? 🤼
Face Elite reunion is gonna hit like crack 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Face Elite reunion is gonna hit like crack 🤼
I have not been Skye Blue’s biggest fan in the past. Nothing wrong with her, she just never clicked for me.
Less than 15 minutes into Blood & Guts, and she has completely changed my perception of her. That lady is gonna be world champion one day. 🤼
Less than 15 minutes into Blood & Guts, and she has completely changed my perception of her. That lady is gonna be world champion one day. 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have not been Skye Blue’s biggest fan in the past. Nothing wrong with her, she just never clicked for me.
Less than 15 minutes into Blood & Guts, and she has completely changed my perception of her. That lady is gonna be world champion one day. 🤼
Less than 15 minutes into Blood & Guts, and she has completely changed my perception of her. That lady is gonna be world champion one day. 🤼
God I cannot wait for the absolute sick fuckery the AEW roster has in store for tonight. 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
God I cannot wait for the absolute sick fuckery the AEW roster has in store for tonight. 🤼
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Lost in the endless nonsense about AEWs status, WBD clearly went all in after All Out. DC crossover. Extra time on Wednesdays. Tailgate Brawl seems permanent. Collision on Thanksgiving. All while WBD is trying to make itself look pretty for suitors.
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lost in the endless nonsense about AEWs status, WBD clearly went all in after All Out. DC crossover. Extra time on Wednesdays. Tailgate Brawl seems permanent. Collision on Thanksgiving. All while WBD is trying to make itself look pretty for suitors.
Dude left the fed because he didn’t get to main event Mania 33 (and he was justified for that.) He did the NJPW stuff and signed with AEW to boost his stock. He was always gonna go back, and he was always gonna say whatever his boy Paul wanted him to say.
He always kept one foot in the door.
He always kept one foot in the door.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dude left the fed because he didn’t get to main event Mania 33 (and he was justified for that.) He did the NJPW stuff and signed with AEW to boost his stock. He was always gonna go back, and he was always gonna say whatever his boy Paul wanted him to say.
He always kept one foot in the door.
He always kept one foot in the door.
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Seemingly random,
Sum is better than it's parts:
Conglomeration.
There's my haiku about The Conglomeration.
Sum is better than it's parts:
Conglomeration.
There's my haiku about The Conglomeration.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Seemingly random,
Sum is better than it's parts:
Conglomeration.
There's my haiku about The Conglomeration.
Sum is better than it's parts:
Conglomeration.
There's my haiku about The Conglomeration.
I’m thinking about making a wrestling zine. I know plenty of people make fan art, but if anyone writes poetry, fiction, or essays about pro wrestling, I’d love to see it. 🤼 #wrestlesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m thinking about making a wrestling zine. I know plenty of people make fan art, but if anyone writes poetry, fiction, or essays about pro wrestling, I’d love to see it. 🤼 #wrestlesky
This is a great commercial. BUT!
You have a guy whose whole gimmick is being the Patriarch, and you didn’t put him at the head of the table?
You have a guy whose whole gimmick is being the Patriarch, and you didn’t put him at the head of the table?
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is a great commercial. BUT!
You have a guy whose whole gimmick is being the Patriarch, and you didn’t put him at the head of the table?
You have a guy whose whole gimmick is being the Patriarch, and you didn’t put him at the head of the table?
I can’t imagine Mercedes Mone being anywhere other than the number one spot. I don’t think there’s another wrestler alive, of any gender, that checks all the boxes as hard as she does.
FYI: The evaluation period and ranking criteria for the 2025 PWI #Womens250 ahead of our next issue's digital release on Tuesday, November 11.
Look for the magazine on newsstands starting Tuesday, December 2 (or preorder your print copy from us once the digital edition drops).
#WrestleSky 🤼
Look for the magazine on newsstands starting Tuesday, December 2 (or preorder your print copy from us once the digital edition drops).
#WrestleSky 🤼
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I can’t imagine Mercedes Mone being anywhere other than the number one spot. I don’t think there’s another wrestler alive, of any gender, that checks all the boxes as hard as she does.
Why does Brian Alvarez always sound like he hates everything he talks about? Does that man even enjoy wrestling? He’s talking about Tanahashi vs Okada like it’s such a burden. 🤼
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why does Brian Alvarez always sound like he hates everything he talks about? Does that man even enjoy wrestling? He’s talking about Tanahashi vs Okada like it’s such a burden. 🤼
Ten years later and Kim Davis is still fucking losing. 🏳️🌈🥳
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ten years later and Kim Davis is still fucking losing. 🏳️🌈🥳
Even if they’re being completely honest, I don’t want this TERF and her girlfriend anywhere on my tv.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Even if they’re being completely honest, I don’t want this TERF and her girlfriend anywhere on my tv.
I’m trying to watch football, why is FOX Sports letting the Annoying Orange hold a microphone?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m trying to watch football, why is FOX Sports letting the Annoying Orange hold a microphone?
On the subject of a certain tag team on last night’s Collision…
How fucking good was The Bang Bang Gang? I love these guys, and I love that they beat FTR (mostly) clean.
How fucking good was The Bang Bang Gang? I love these guys, and I love that they beat FTR (mostly) clean.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
On the subject of a certain tag team on last night’s Collision…
How fucking good was The Bang Bang Gang? I love these guys, and I love that they beat FTR (mostly) clean.
How fucking good was The Bang Bang Gang? I love these guys, and I love that they beat FTR (mostly) clean.
Anyone who’s watched AEW knows Tony Khan would be foaming at the mouth for the chance to see this match live. Hell, he’d probably foot the bill for the stem cell treatment necessary to get these guys back to their prime.
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Anyone who’s watched AEW knows Tony Khan would be foaming at the mouth for the chance to see this match live. Hell, he’d probably foot the bill for the stem cell treatment necessary to get these guys back to their prime.
This policy is basically unenforceable on its own, which is why they made a press release about it.
Now any Target shopper who reads this and likes to make retail workers miserable is going to narc on any employee who doesn’t smile and wave.
Now any Target shopper who reads this and likes to make retail workers miserable is going to narc on any employee who doesn’t smile and wave.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This policy is basically unenforceable on its own, which is why they made a press release about it.
Now any Target shopper who reads this and likes to make retail workers miserable is going to narc on any employee who doesn’t smile and wave.
Now any Target shopper who reads this and likes to make retail workers miserable is going to narc on any employee who doesn’t smile and wave.
I’ve been saying this for years. The ROH Pure Title should be the model for all singles belts that aren’t the world championship.
Lee Moriarty gets to say “I am the undisputed best in ROH at Pure Wrestling” while Bandido gets to say “I am the best ROH men’s wrestler overall.”
Lee Moriarty gets to say “I am the undisputed best in ROH at Pure Wrestling” while Bandido gets to say “I am the best ROH men’s wrestler overall.”
It's not a huge deal, but my issue with it is the mens singles titles don't really have a "hook." Like if the TNT had short time limits, the International was a traveling belt, etc, I'd have no problem with it. They just have 4 men's singles titles with no clear distinction between them.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ve been saying this for years. The ROH Pure Title should be the model for all singles belts that aren’t the world championship.
Lee Moriarty gets to say “I am the undisputed best in ROH at Pure Wrestling” while Bandido gets to say “I am the best ROH men’s wrestler overall.”
Lee Moriarty gets to say “I am the undisputed best in ROH at Pure Wrestling” while Bandido gets to say “I am the best ROH men’s wrestler overall.”
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I just take it as proof that AEW is constantly leading the narrative on pro wrestling. Nothing WWE does attracts near as much attention as AEW farting into the wind. Lol
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I just take it as proof that AEW is constantly leading the narrative on pro wrestling. Nothing WWE does attracts near as much attention as AEW farting into the wind. Lol