Evelyn Evey
@evelynevey.bsky.social
Kinky as fuck, sex educator, performer, easily entertained by the world, lover of experiences good and bad.
I mentioned D/s around Facebook and now it is showing me ads for choke collar/leashes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mentioned D/s around Facebook and now it is showing me ads for choke collar/leashes.
When your phone keeps buzzing with a rally of Discord messages, but you can’t dare open Discord because you’re pretty sure the cascade of messages is going to melt your brain, and you need your brain to sing live orchestra karaoke about a hungry young girl who loses her memory in the underworld.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
When your phone keeps buzzing with a rally of Discord messages, but you can’t dare open Discord because you’re pretty sure the cascade of messages is going to melt your brain, and you need your brain to sing live orchestra karaoke about a hungry young girl who loses her memory in the underworld.
I think I deserve headpets for not stabbing any coworkers today! Not even a little bit!
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think I deserve headpets for not stabbing any coworkers today! Not even a little bit!
I’ll be assistant teaching this class, Group Projects, at 4:00 today at SubSpace with MaeveMcBride and Motus. It’s in the middle of a day series of classes by Maeve from 1:30-8:00. You can go to individual classes or get a discount if you go to all 3 classes.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ll be assistant teaching this class, Group Projects, at 4:00 today at SubSpace with MaeveMcBride and Motus. It’s in the middle of a day series of classes by Maeve from 1:30-8:00. You can go to individual classes or get a discount if you go to all 3 classes.
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New stickers!! I hope I made the flags clear enough so people dont think I’m for licking boots (derogatory)
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
New stickers!! I hope I made the flags clear enough so people dont think I’m for licking boots (derogatory)
Joy is an act of resistance.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Joy is an act of resistance.
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With all this age of consent stuff going around, can we talk about how children should never be tried as adults?
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
With all this age of consent stuff going around, can we talk about how children should never be tried as adults?
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
No matter what the accusation, children should not have the legal responsibilities of an adult without having the legal rights of one.
Ok, so I have a very auspicious birthday coming up soon and I am trying to think of how best to celebrate it with a scene. I’ve only done spankings before. Tell me your best ideas or creative hot things that you have done for your or someone else’s birthday. Also interested in great vanilla ideas. ✨
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ok, so I have a very auspicious birthday coming up soon and I am trying to think of how best to celebrate it with a scene. I’ve only done spankings before. Tell me your best ideas or creative hot things that you have done for your or someone else’s birthday. Also interested in great vanilla ideas. ✨
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Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
I expect nothing else from the Democrats
I expect nothing else from the Democrats
I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave.
It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.
It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
I expect nothing else from the Democrats
I expect nothing else from the Democrats
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So the Democrats SWEPT recent elections, and are celebrating their newfound momentum: by caving in to everything the Republicans wants! Wow that sounds like a really great way to mobilize your base and turn out the voter next year‘s election 🙄🙄🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So the Democrats SWEPT recent elections, and are celebrating their newfound momentum: by caving in to everything the Republicans wants! Wow that sounds like a really great way to mobilize your base and turn out the voter next year‘s election 🙄🙄🙄
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Steve Martin working in the magic shop at Disneyland
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Steve Martin working in the magic shop at Disneyland
My plane made it out this morning, although it was dicey and involved boarding, immediately deplaning, and then immediately boarding the plane again. I’m very glad my flight is earlier in the day and nonstop. Airports are going to be chaos!
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My plane made it out this morning, although it was dicey and involved boarding, immediately deplaning, and then immediately boarding the plane again. I’m very glad my flight is earlier in the day and nonstop. Airports are going to be chaos!
I’m booked to fly out tomorrow morning for a weekend of kinky fun shenanigans & super nerdy coffee. If my flight ends up cancelled in the FAA’s government shutdown chaos, I’ve already thought through that I *will* be jumping in an airport rental car and still going. This weekend will be happening.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m booked to fly out tomorrow morning for a weekend of kinky fun shenanigans & super nerdy coffee. If my flight ends up cancelled in the FAA’s government shutdown chaos, I’ve already thought through that I *will* be jumping in an airport rental car and still going. This weekend will be happening.
One of the shapes of my kink: Cornering myself into doing intense things, and then going mad in the cognitive dissonance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One of the shapes of my kink: Cornering myself into doing intense things, and then going mad in the cognitive dissonance.
Sometimes I am worried I am going to wear out the 🫠 emoji. I’m glad it is unlimited use.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sometimes I am worried I am going to wear out the 🫠 emoji. I’m glad it is unlimited use.
You guys! You guys! I don’t entirely know what is going to happen this weekend but I know that is gonna involve lots and lots of hypno and being useful and that it is going to be great!
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November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You guys! You guys! I don’t entirely know what is going to happen this weekend but I know that is gonna involve lots and lots of hypno and being useful and that it is going to be great!
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It’s ELECTION DAY!! There are tons of elections happening around the country.
If you haven’t yet, get out there and vote!
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If you haven’t yet, get out there and vote!
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November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s ELECTION DAY!! There are tons of elections happening around the country.
If you haven’t yet, get out there and vote!
www.vote.org
If you haven’t yet, get out there and vote!
www.vote.org
Do the voting thing! Do it!
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November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do the voting thing! Do it!
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When the haptic notification on your phone is the same for both Discord and Teams, and think maybe you just got a sexy dm and instead it is Teams telling you someone started a meeting.
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November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When the haptic notification on your phone is the same for both Discord and Teams, and think maybe you just got a sexy dm and instead it is Teams telling you someone started a meeting.
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November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM