Eva Parker | NORTHEAST FL
@evaparker.love
a heaux in a nerd's body . . . or a nerd in a heaux's body? evawastakenyetagain@proton.me | https://www.evaparker.love
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This could be us, but you didn't want to screen.
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This could be us, but you didn't want to screen.
The analytics aren't impressive, even though I advertise it on a multitude of platforms. Social media gets plenty of clicks, but the website itself? < 100 clicks so far this month and a tenth of that make it to my rates/booking pages. 💀
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The analytics aren't impressive, even though I advertise it on a multitude of platforms. Social media gets plenty of clicks, but the website itself? < 100 clicks so far this month and a tenth of that make it to my rates/booking pages. 💀
I've checked analytics yes. If I lived in a profitable city, I absolutely would require it. But the majority of contact with successful bookings has been through text (which is slim as it is. Very low volume), so I fear I would virtually die in business if I made website booking mandatory right now.
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I've checked analytics yes. If I lived in a profitable city, I absolutely would require it. But the majority of contact with successful bookings has been through text (which is slim as it is. Very low volume), so I fear I would virtually die in business if I made website booking mandatory right now.
This myth still exists in 2025, right alongside the myth that you can't get HIV/AIDs if you've never had anal sex. 💀
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This myth still exists in 2025, right alongside the myth that you can't get HIV/AIDs if you've never had anal sex. 💀
I know the main thing is this city. Jacksonville girls never screen to the point where they don't even know what a 'reference' is, and it seems every one here uses facetime or some shit to verify. I'm the odd one out the bunch, I feel.
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I know the main thing is this city. Jacksonville girls never screen to the point where they don't even know what a 'reference' is, and it seems every one here uses facetime or some shit to verify. I'm the odd one out the bunch, I feel.
I know having a website makes me look legitimate as a provider trying to present themselves properly, but I've considered deleting it several times. I haven't gotten a single booking through it this year, and every time I link it, many don't seem to care to read it. It's not a cheap expense.
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I know having a website makes me look legitimate as a provider trying to present themselves properly, but I've considered deleting it several times. I haven't gotten a single booking through it this year, and every time I link it, many don't seem to care to read it. It's not a cheap expense.
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“Sex work is exploitation.” Okay, and so is every corporate job, but you’re not posting about that, are you?
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Sex work is exploitation.” Okay, and so is every corporate job, but you’re not posting about that, are you?
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Introduce yourself as a Black TV character
TIL how ass sleep deprivation in your 30s really feels when I woke up with only 4 hours of sleep, feeling like I was very hungover. I haven't had a drink since Thanksgiving.
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TIL how ass sleep deprivation in your 30s really feels when I woke up with only 4 hours of sleep, feeling like I was very hungover. I haven't had a drink since Thanksgiving.
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Or. I don't know. Actually wash your ass.
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Or. I don't know. Actually wash your ass.
I'm noticing a distinct uptick in men who are allergic to cleaning their own ass, like you all should just pay for a pack of Benadryl and take some before you shower and sit down so my nice hotel sheets can stop paying for existing under your ass.
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I'm noticing a distinct uptick in men who are allergic to cleaning their own ass, like you all should just pay for a pack of Benadryl and take some before you shower and sit down so my nice hotel sheets can stop paying for existing under your ass.
Sometimes I have to remember that independent porn directors who are fascinated by themes they find trending in adult content is primarily from a marketing/studying standpoint, not a personal one
cause I'll be like what do you mean you've never seen girls shoot eggnog into a man's mouth from her pu
cause I'll be like what do you mean you've never seen girls shoot eggnog into a man's mouth from her pu
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes I have to remember that independent porn directors who are fascinated by themes they find trending in adult content is primarily from a marketing/studying standpoint, not a personal one
cause I'll be like what do you mean you've never seen girls shoot eggnog into a man's mouth from her pu
cause I'll be like what do you mean you've never seen girls shoot eggnog into a man's mouth from her pu
Never mind, Buldak ramen arrived at my doorstep, crisis averted for the time being.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Never mind, Buldak ramen arrived at my doorstep, crisis averted for the time being.
Houston, we have a problem.
Either this particular strip club isn't it anymore or dancing in general isn't it anymore. Either way, I'm VERY tired.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Houston, we have a problem.
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Clients - life is short. Book a date. It will make you live longer. It’s science.
July 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Clients - life is short. Book a date. It will make you live longer. It’s science.
I miss ATL so much, even if the club scene isn't like it used to be pre-covid.
July 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I miss ATL so much, even if the club scene isn't like it used to be pre-covid.
Either this particular strip club isn't it anymore or dancing in general isn't it anymore. Either way, I'm VERY tired.
June 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Either this particular strip club isn't it anymore or dancing in general isn't it anymore. Either way, I'm VERY tired.
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Oh hey, now I can share this here and hopefully give my FSSW girlies a laugh.
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Oh hey, now I can share this here and hopefully give my FSSW girlies a laugh.
I take a lil pink break from the butterfly app and now I've forgotten how everything works here.
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June 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I take a lil pink break from the butterfly app and now I've forgotten how everything works here.
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I was wondering why I wasn't getting bluesky notifications, and then I realized I've been signed out this entire past couple weeks. WHOOPS.
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I was wondering why I wasn't getting bluesky notifications, and then I realized I've been signed out this entire past couple weeks. WHOOPS.
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If your biggest flex is ‘I’m not like other clients,’ congratulations, you’re exactly like other clients.
February 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If your biggest flex is ‘I’m not like other clients,’ congratulations, you’re exactly like other clients.
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let’s see you with short hair 💋
February 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Let’s see you with short hair 💋
Cars are so annoying. I hate cars and drivers. Every time I try everything right to baby and take care of this investment, it never fails that someone comes along and fucks things up anyway.
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Cars are so annoying. I hate cars and drivers. Every time I try everything right to baby and take care of this investment, it never fails that someone comes along and fucks things up anyway.