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Eva Parker | NORTHEAST FL
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a heaux in a nerd's body . . . or a nerd in a heaux's body? evawastakenyetagain@proton.me | https://www.evaparker.love

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Never mind, Buldak ramen arrived at my doorstep, crisis averted for the time being.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Houston, we have a problem.
Either this particular strip club isn't it anymore or dancing in general isn't it anymore. Either way, I'm VERY tired.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Clients - life is short. Book a date. It will make you live longer. It’s science.
July 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I miss ATL so much, even if the club scene isn't like it used to be pre-covid.
July 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Either this particular strip club isn't it anymore or dancing in general isn't it anymore. Either way, I'm VERY tired.
June 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Oh hey, now I can share this here and hopefully give my FSSW girlies a laugh.
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I take a lil pink break from the butterfly app and now I've forgotten how everything works here.
hElp
June 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was wondering why I wasn't getting bluesky notifications, and then I realized I've been signed out this entire past couple weeks. WHOOPS.
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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If your biggest flex is ‘I’m not like other clients,’ congratulations, you’re exactly like other clients.
February 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The 'fit
The food.

#gfe #oursky #fssw
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let’s see you with short hair 💋
February 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Men will call sex workers "dirty" and then go home to their mattress on the floor with one pillow that hasn't been washed since the Obama administration.
February 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Work tonight was so slow that I left with nothing but a freshly busted car. No note left or nothing.
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
And oldie/goodie + what I reeaaally want for dinner.
(god I look awesome with short hair)
February 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am very patient in booking new friends, but I can only handhold for so long before I grow disinterested. If it takes over 5 texts/emails for you to send me what I need, I'm going to get bored. Everything you want to know is on my website AND ads. They're not listed for decoration. Please research.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The topic of jellyfish salad came up last night during a goofy voice chat conversation, and somebody in the group asked me what jellyfish tastes like. I didn't know because I'm too terrified to try it, but I looked it up, and I've been giggle-snorting ever since.
January 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Drop a selfie and one of your favourite games.
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Video games are good for your mental health
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Good afternoon. My first attempt at making my own dark chocolates, and I have yet to try them to see how they turned out because I'm sitting waiting in my clinical trial appointment that requires fasting. I've been here for 5 hours. I just want my chocolates. Help.
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I wish all sex workers infinite money in this new year
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've gotten so many "hi / hey babe / u free" messages to my work number that Google decided to recognize them as potential spam, so now I won't even get a notification if you guys don't send a proper intro message. 😌 And I didn't have to do a thing.
January 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
totally normal unassuming dancer: I made some butterfly peaflower lavender tea the other night, and it was so delicious.

me, a gremlin: ... you're telling me a butterfly pee'd on that flower?
January 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Current mood:

{ #gfe , #oursky , #fssw , #fmty , #readingrainbow }
January 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM