Pinned
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Next time someone asks where i’m from i’m saying the store
February 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Next time someone asks where i’m from i’m saying the store
the smoke alarm just beeped once right as i walked under it and then stopped
January 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
the smoke alarm just beeped once right as i walked under it and then stopped
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Sunset on the digicam oh......i think i understand how one could love the world. In theory
January 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sunset on the digicam oh......i think i understand how one could love the world. In theory
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they're saying that my powers will activate soon . looking forward to this
January 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
they're saying that my powers will activate soon . looking forward to this
bluesky or as i like to call it, the sacramento app
January 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
bluesky or as i like to call it, the sacramento app
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Naming my dog Michael
January 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Naming my dog Michael
i think jakobs intimidated by my dvd collection
January 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i think jakobs intimidated by my dvd collection
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shoulders are really sore, I need to see a misogynist
January 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
shoulders are really sore, I need to see a misogynist
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one week in:
* asian glow dropped
* i saw someone in downtown sacramento wearing a poncho
* asian glow dropped
* i saw someone in downtown sacramento wearing a poncho
January 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
one week in:
* asian glow dropped
* i saw someone in downtown sacramento wearing a poncho
* asian glow dropped
* i saw someone in downtown sacramento wearing a poncho
jakob needs to get better soon so he can post on bluesky
January 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
jakob needs to get better soon so he can post on bluesky
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smash bros? dont mind if
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
smash bros? dont mind if
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All my instagram story likes are fully platonic unless i want you in which case they’re a profession of undying love you have to figure out which it is though
December 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
All my instagram story likes are fully platonic unless i want you in which case they’re a profession of undying love you have to figure out which it is though
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Argument at the christmas chinese takeout dinner table because i said i enjoyed joker 2
December 26, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Argument at the christmas chinese takeout dinner table because i said i enjoyed joker 2
i think it’s fun when jakob gets a little mad
December 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
i think it’s fun when jakob gets a little mad
just discovered that u can’t react to messages with emojis on here
December 22, 2024 at 5:38 AM
just discovered that u can’t react to messages with emojis on here
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It was so hard being in high school in 2019 and having to tell people you didn’t care that cardi b had robbed those guys
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 AM
It was so hard being in high school in 2019 and having to tell people you didn’t care that cardi b had robbed those guys
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(texting my friend Evil Larry)
me: whats up dude
Larry: matters most vile
me: whats up dude
Larry: matters most vile
December 16, 2024 at 6:14 PM
(texting my friend Evil Larry)
me: whats up dude
Larry: matters most vile
me: whats up dude
Larry: matters most vile
more like resting tye rannosaur
Resting tyrannosaur in watercolor-for a gift exchange at work! #paleoart #paleosky #dinosaurart #tyrannosaurus
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
more like resting tye rannosaur
fix spotify links now
a black and white photo of a wolf with its mouth open and teeth showing .
ALT: a black and white photo of a wolf with its mouth open and teeth showing .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:23 PM
fix spotify links now
ive obtained a copy of jakob sagworms resume
December 10, 2024 at 6:48 AM
ive obtained a copy of jakob sagworms resume
