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Ridge Rabbit
@socksrabbit.bsky.social
reader of tablets | worlds top Ridge Racer (psx) player
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February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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seriously though fuck that "open on startup" bullshit. if and when i need to use a program i will NAVIGATE TO THE FUCKING EXECUTABLE. WHO STARTS UP THEIR COMPUTER AND THINKS OH, THANK GOD, HOW CONVENIENT, ALL 903 PROGRAMS ON MY MACHINE HAVE STARTED UP ALL AT ONCE FUCK YOU
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you smash your face a little? Is that why [gestures broadly] this happened
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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hummer
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
hanging out with the guys in lockstep and David steps out of tempo. “David must be destroyed” I say. “David must be destroyed” my guys echo in chorus
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Me: babe let me drive home tonight, I swear I won’t do rat fink.
Her: okay..
Me 5 minutes into the 30 minute drive:
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Sybil Highlights this Year
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
As 2026 is the year of the horse maybe my resolution will be to finally overcome my horrible fear…
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Bunnies are haters.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I just wanna be some dudes wife but I have to earn money from a stupid job to get stupid food to feed myself. This has to change
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just wanna be some dudes wife but I have to earn money from a stupid job to get stupid food to feed myself. This has to change
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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If I could prove that I never simpsons world would you promise not to tell another Bart what Lisa
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I get really relieved when I reply under a big users post and they like it. It verifies that the parasocial relationship I’ve created is valid. Keep it coming
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Bunnies are haters.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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girls called connection with server was lost are sending me messages on ffxiv
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Bunny so cheap, bunny a steal! Bunny deal almost too good to be real! Bunny delivered, bunny in mail! Bunny surprise for your doorstep won’t fail! Bunny you want, bunny you need! Bunny want to be bought so much it pleads! Bunny for now, bunny for later! Bunny thinks if you don’t buy it you hate her
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Bunny so cheap, bunny a steal! Bunny deal almost too good to be real! Bunny delivered, bunny in mail! Bunny surprise for your doorstep won’t fail! Bunny you want, bunny you need! Bunny want to be bought so much it pleads! Bunny for now, bunny for later! Bunny thinks if you don’t buy it you hate her
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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welcome to boundary break where we basically take the camera anywhere we want
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Is AI really soulless? Or are you just afraid that you won’t have a monopoly over art anymore? [my machine learning kidney fails] ouuuuuuuhhhh….
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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indie game protagonist fighting manifestations of his trauma: fuuuuuuck is that the beast of public schools
April 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I kinda post on the hopes that people come across my profile and read back through my posts with 0-2 likes like lost ancient works of art. It was all for me. But now it’s for you
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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[horny friend, blushing] god.. imagine being slowly stabbed to death.. as they watch you bleed out for them..

[undercover alien trying to play along] what if they bound you with ropes and then left you there and you died
July 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Is AI really soulless? Or are you just afraid that you won’t have a monopoly over art anymore? [my machine learning kidney fails] ouuuuuuuhhhh….
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I get really relieved when I reply under a big users post and they like it. It verifies that the parasocial relationship I’ve created is valid. Keep it coming
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM