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I could squish charlie kirk like a bug
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Charlie puth more like charlie poop
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I hate u charlie puth
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You know goodell was in billie joe armstrongs ear piece like we are doing you a favor by letting you even play this song if you start talking about ICE we WILL tell the flyover planes to drop a bomb
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
how can i be barricade at the green day super bowl pregame show
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Cardwell statue when
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Went to the mall
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I love the winter olympics because the sports are so fuck ass. Like snowboard ski jump but you do flips
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All this so shai can play with another rookie star next year
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading Ivica Zubac to the Indiana Pacers, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Jeremy sochan to the kings and ill buy kings pass for march. Fuck it
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
@bucks yall want precious achiuwa
The Milwaukee Bucks have indicated to teams that they are keeping Giannis Antetokounmpo through the trade deadline and will start making other trades, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Uber is a hybrid and the jerky start/stop is hurting my head #pukeforjaredmccain
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
@memphisgrizzlies ja morant for lavine?
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Benson boone sounds like he should be in mumford and sons. But beautiful things slowed down makes him kinda sound a bit like noel gallagher. But in a really weird way
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Apt by rose is some genuine butt music
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Living with your best friend is awesome but also really funny because obviously you hang out a lot by default but sometimes have actual set plans and you have to tell people “sorry i can’t i have plans with my roommate”
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Zionism be damned that pharrell can work
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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I like nikki glazer bc u can tell she hates herself for not being bisexual
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"The grammy goes to luther vandross"
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Taking a shot every time a white guy with face tattoos is shown
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
They should let people be repeat nominees for best new artist. I want to see benson boone again
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Watching the grammys. You know a song is some straight butt when im longing to hear gnarly by katseye again
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
@bucks yall want zach lavine
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM