Evan Handler
@evanhandler.bsky.social
Actor/Author
Highbrow/lowbrow TV star
Inspirational pessimist
Highbrow/lowbrow TV star
Inspirational pessimist
If you have problems with a #Pride Parade then you have problems.
#NYC
#DEI
#inclusivity
#takebackourcountry
#NYC
#DEI
#inclusivity
#takebackourcountry
June 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you have problems with a #Pride Parade then you have problems.
#NYC
#DEI
#inclusivity
#takebackourcountry
#NYC
#DEI
#inclusivity
#takebackourcountry
Today is June 9th, and I'm busy swapping out 2024 file folders with 2025 replacements.
Right on time.
Right on time.
June 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Today is June 9th, and I'm busy swapping out 2024 file folders with 2025 replacements.
Right on time.
Right on time.
"obliterated"
This man is a jackass, & if you believe what he says you're a jackass, too.
I'm in LA & things are peaceful here. There have been understandable protests against illegal operations by immigration enforcement that take up all of about 2 blocks of city space.
FFS
This man is a jackass, & if you believe what he says you're a jackass, too.
I'm in LA & things are peaceful here. There have been understandable protests against illegal operations by immigration enforcement that take up all of about 2 blocks of city space.
FFS
June 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"obliterated"
This man is a jackass, & if you believe what he says you're a jackass, too.
I'm in LA & things are peaceful here. There have been understandable protests against illegal operations by immigration enforcement that take up all of about 2 blocks of city space.
FFS
This man is a jackass, & if you believe what he says you're a jackass, too.
I'm in LA & things are peaceful here. There have been understandable protests against illegal operations by immigration enforcement that take up all of about 2 blocks of city space.
FFS
Ok, I didn't make the cover, but I did get my picture in VOGUE!
Some coverage of our swanky party celebrating Season 3 of "And Just Like That," coming your way May 29th.
It was, shall we say, Fashion Forward.
www.vogue.com/slideshow/an...
Some coverage of our swanky party celebrating Season 3 of "And Just Like That," coming your way May 29th.
It was, shall we say, Fashion Forward.
www.vogue.com/slideshow/an...
Cosmos Were Flowing (and So Were the Easter Eggs) at the And Just Like That Season 3 Bash
A chorus line of Hot Fellas and a Vivienne Westwood dress SJP had been saving—last night’s party was one big wink to the show’s superfans.s
www.vogue.com
May 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ok, I didn't make the cover, but I did get my picture in VOGUE!
Some coverage of our swanky party celebrating Season 3 of "And Just Like That," coming your way May 29th.
It was, shall we say, Fashion Forward.
www.vogue.com/slideshow/an...
Some coverage of our swanky party celebrating Season 3 of "And Just Like That," coming your way May 29th.
It was, shall we say, Fashion Forward.
www.vogue.com/slideshow/an...
It really is all going great, as long as you lie and pretend about everything.
That's the bargain, I guess.
That's the bargain, I guess.
April 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It really is all going great, as long as you lie and pretend about everything.
That's the bargain, I guess.
That's the bargain, I guess.
“I think we have a deal with Russia,” Trump told reporters at the White House
The “deal” is that Putin gets to murder, kidnap, and steal whoever & whatever he wants.
Who wouldn’t agree?
(ME!)
The “deal” is that Putin gets to murder, kidnap, and steal whoever & whatever he wants.
Who wouldn’t agree?
(ME!)
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“I think we have a deal with Russia,” Trump told reporters at the White House
The “deal” is that Putin gets to murder, kidnap, and steal whoever & whatever he wants.
Who wouldn’t agree?
(ME!)
The “deal” is that Putin gets to murder, kidnap, and steal whoever & whatever he wants.
Who wouldn’t agree?
(ME!)
Remarkable, yet predictable, trajectory.
1 Awful human appointed to post for which he's completely inappropriate
2 MAGA says he's great
3 Every misdeed declared a lie
4 "You'll never drive him out"
5 He'll resign/be fired
6 It was all a lefty witch hunt
Just watch it happen in comments on Twitter
1 Awful human appointed to post for which he's completely inappropriate
2 MAGA says he's great
3 Every misdeed declared a lie
4 "You'll never drive him out"
5 He'll resign/be fired
6 It was all a lefty witch hunt
Just watch it happen in comments on Twitter
Details Hegseth Shared on Signal Came From a Secure Site
Information about U.S. strikes in Yemen that the defense secretary put in two group chats came from Central Command, according to two people familiar with the chats.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remarkable, yet predictable, trajectory.
1 Awful human appointed to post for which he's completely inappropriate
2 MAGA says he's great
3 Every misdeed declared a lie
4 "You'll never drive him out"
5 He'll resign/be fired
6 It was all a lefty witch hunt
Just watch it happen in comments on Twitter
1 Awful human appointed to post for which he's completely inappropriate
2 MAGA says he's great
3 Every misdeed declared a lie
4 "You'll never drive him out"
5 He'll resign/be fired
6 It was all a lefty witch hunt
Just watch it happen in comments on Twitter
A li'l somethin' that's comin' up soon...
April 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A li'l somethin' that's comin' up soon...
Reposted by Evan Handler
Weird way to say I caved under pressure
Trump on why he announced a tariffs pause: "I thought people were jumping a bit out of line. They were getting a little bit yipee."
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Weird way to say I caved under pressure
I'm not sure making outrageous threats, then backing off them in the last minute (over and over again), is really the show of strength some people continue to think it is.
But it sure can make people who know what's coming a lot of money really fast...while 100s of millions of others can't.
But it sure can make people who know what's coming a lot of money really fast...while 100s of millions of others can't.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm not sure making outrageous threats, then backing off them in the last minute (over and over again), is really the show of strength some people continue to think it is.
But it sure can make people who know what's coming a lot of money really fast...while 100s of millions of others can't.
But it sure can make people who know what's coming a lot of money really fast...while 100s of millions of others can't.
This is the best guidance I've seen so far.
"The goal should be a day when 2 million people show up in either New York or Washington and demonstrate that there is an unprecedented mass movement opposing the authoritarians running the federal government."
www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-thi...
"The goal should be a day when 2 million people show up in either New York or Washington and demonstrate that there is an unprecedented mass movement opposing the authoritarians running the federal government."
www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-thi...
How to Think (and Act) Like a Dissident Movement
AOC, solidarity, and people power.
www.thebulwark.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is the best guidance I've seen so far.
"The goal should be a day when 2 million people show up in either New York or Washington and demonstrate that there is an unprecedented mass movement opposing the authoritarians running the federal government."
www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-thi...
"The goal should be a day when 2 million people show up in either New York or Washington and demonstrate that there is an unprecedented mass movement opposing the authoritarians running the federal government."
www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-thi...
Dueling Eulogies:
Athol Fugard, 2032-2025
United States of America, 1776-2025
Athol Fugard, 2032-2025
United States of America, 1776-2025
March 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dueling Eulogies:
Athol Fugard, 2032-2025
United States of America, 1776-2025
Athol Fugard, 2032-2025
United States of America, 1776-2025
Let this b a lesson 2 all those asinine enuf to publish pieces abt the inevitable "showdown" between Trump & Roberts.
Conservatives on SCOTUS have NO moral bearings & feel NO obligation 2 the constitution they swore 2 uphold.
They r theocratic/corporatist authoritarians.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/26/p...
Conservatives on SCOTUS have NO moral bearings & feel NO obligation 2 the constitution they swore 2 uphold.
They r theocratic/corporatist authoritarians.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/26/p...
Chief Justice John Roberts pauses order for Trump admin to pay $2 billion in foreign aid by midnight | CNN Politics
Chief Justice John Roberts on Wednesday paused a court-imposed midnight deadline that would have required the Trump administration to release $2 billion in frozen foreign aid, a goal that the governme...
www.cnn.com
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Let this b a lesson 2 all those asinine enuf to publish pieces abt the inevitable "showdown" between Trump & Roberts.
Conservatives on SCOTUS have NO moral bearings & feel NO obligation 2 the constitution they swore 2 uphold.
They r theocratic/corporatist authoritarians.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/26/p...
Conservatives on SCOTUS have NO moral bearings & feel NO obligation 2 the constitution they swore 2 uphold.
They r theocratic/corporatist authoritarians.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/26/p...
Gee, I wonder where he learned all this from?
February 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gee, I wonder where he learned all this from?
Nice!
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nice!
Welcome to the new USA.
Less services, less assistance, less everything other than anger and bigotry.
And you let me know if/when you have lower taxes to show for it.
Less services, less assistance, less everything other than anger and bigotry.
And you let me know if/when you have lower taxes to show for it.
As someone who camps at Yosemite a few times every year... this is frustrating. And so pointless.
Want to go visit the national parks this year?
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Sorry.
The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
February 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Welcome to the new USA.
Less services, less assistance, less everything other than anger and bigotry.
And you let me know if/when you have lower taxes to show for it.
Less services, less assistance, less everything other than anger and bigotry.
And you let me know if/when you have lower taxes to show for it.
WHAT CAN WE DO??
Well, this is what I did along w/about 350 others today in North Hollywood, CA.
If you join, next time there might be 3500.
And then 35,000.
And then...
Well, this is what I did along w/about 350 others today in North Hollywood, CA.
If you join, next time there might be 3500.
And then 35,000.
And then...
February 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
WHAT CAN WE DO??
Well, this is what I did along w/about 350 others today in North Hollywood, CA.
If you join, next time there might be 3500.
And then 35,000.
And then...
Well, this is what I did along w/about 350 others today in North Hollywood, CA.
If you join, next time there might be 3500.
And then 35,000.
And then...
Reposted by Evan Handler
Yeah, this is pretty obvious but worth stressing.
Also, the idea that techbro coders with no experience in government are best able to identify and root out “fraud” is laughable
Also, the idea that techbro coders with no experience in government are best able to identify and root out “fraud” is laughable
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah, this is pretty obvious but worth stressing.
Also, the idea that techbro coders with no experience in government are best able to identify and root out “fraud” is laughable
Also, the idea that techbro coders with no experience in government are best able to identify and root out “fraud” is laughable
Interview w/Anthony Romero, A.C.L.U.’s executive director, in The New Yorker.
Yes, BUT...the courts are influenced (quite a bit) by 200,000 people in the town square.
Yes, BUT...the courts are influenced (quite a bit) by 200,000 people in the town square.
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Interview w/Anthony Romero, A.C.L.U.’s executive director, in The New Yorker.
Yes, BUT...the courts are influenced (quite a bit) by 200,000 people in the town square.
Yes, BUT...the courts are influenced (quite a bit) by 200,000 people in the town square.
Bob Dylan being talked about a lot, with the big film being out, and I find myself wondering if he ever misses shopping for his own prescription medications at places like CVS.
Fame can be so isolating.
Fame can be so isolating.
a woman with a bandage on her face is looking at herself in a mirror
ALT: a woman with a bandage on her face is looking at herself in a mirror
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bob Dylan being talked about a lot, with the big film being out, and I find myself wondering if he ever misses shopping for his own prescription medications at places like CVS.
Fame can be so isolating.
Fame can be so isolating.
Reposted by Evan Handler
New: Last night, hundreds of CDC post-doc fellows were fired, including all in the group who call themselves the "disease detectors," and are the future of public health lab leaders. One senior official told me, "It is going to cripple public health for decades."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
CDC 'disease detectors' among hundreds fired as Trump administration ramps up agency cuts
Administration officials last week informed CDC leaders of plans to cut up to 10% of its workforce as it targeted federal probationary employees.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
New: Last night, hundreds of CDC post-doc fellows were fired, including all in the group who call themselves the "disease detectors," and are the future of public health lab leaders. One senior official told me, "It is going to cripple public health for decades."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
This is sad.
The answer to this concern is, "Let them do it."
You think the solution is to just hide instead?
As if then everything will eventually somehow be okay?
Accelerate the process.
Let's get on with it.
The answer to this concern is, "Let them do it."
You think the solution is to just hide instead?
As if then everything will eventually somehow be okay?
Accelerate the process.
Let's get on with it.
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is sad.
The answer to this concern is, "Let them do it."
You think the solution is to just hide instead?
As if then everything will eventually somehow be okay?
Accelerate the process.
Let's get on with it.
The answer to this concern is, "Let them do it."
You think the solution is to just hide instead?
As if then everything will eventually somehow be okay?
Accelerate the process.
Let's get on with it.