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Here to inspect the tapestries.
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sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so
Google AI search results still killing it.
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Google AI search results still killing it.
Alien: Earth makes two FX prestige series that have used Pearl Jam’s “Animal” in a big spot. It was never one of my favorites, but I gotta say, it worked on me both times.
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Alien: Earth makes two FX prestige series that have used Pearl Jam’s “Animal” in a big spot. It was never one of my favorites, but I gotta say, it worked on me both times.
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This is the breakdown I've been looking for. It's fucking crazy that they cut 27 million in payroll and saved 238 million in actual money. I was already aware of the various mechanisms at play, but it's still pretty shocking when put side-by-side so plainly.
Side-by-side comparison of the Boston Celtics' cap sheets within the last 20 hours.
My projection includes the 32nd pick receiving the two-year veteran minimum starting salary.
My projection includes the 32nd pick receiving the two-year veteran minimum starting salary.
June 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is the breakdown I've been looking for. It's fucking crazy that they cut 27 million in payroll and saved 238 million in actual money. I was already aware of the various mechanisms at play, but it's still pretty shocking when put side-by-side so plainly.
I've watched like 200 episodes of ER and the entirety of The Pitt (twice) this spring. This explanatory video for the technique used in Jayson Tatum's achilles repair still sounds downright Turbo-Encabulator-esque to me:
Achilles Midsubstance SpeedBridge™ Surgical Technique
<p>The PARS Achilles Midsubstance SpeedBridge™ implant system is a percutaneous, minimally invasive technique used to repair Achilles tendon ruptures. Using color-coded 1.3 mm SutureTape, the PARS sys...
www.arthrex.com
June 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I've watched like 200 episodes of ER and the entirety of The Pitt (twice) this spring. This explanatory video for the technique used in Jayson Tatum's achilles repair still sounds downright Turbo-Encabulator-esque to me:
Darren Aronofsky is making an old-style Guy Ritchie movie?
May 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Darren Aronofsky is making an old-style Guy Ritchie movie?
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Celts in 7.
I'm Jacked to the Tits!
YouTube video by MoovieQuotes
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May 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Celts in 7.
New bit where I pretend that I think 311 wrote "Informer" by Snow.
May 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
New bit where I pretend that I think 311 wrote "Informer" by Snow.
My body is a temple.
The temple:
The temple:
May 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My body is a temple.
The temple:
The temple:
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Basketball is THE BEST! I love it so much!
April 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Basketball is THE BEST! I love it so much!
ER is a pretty good show.
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ER is a pretty good show.
Jellyfin. Please fix your mobile app.
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Jellyfin. Please fix your mobile app.
Might have to sample @zachlowenba.bsky.social ‘s first swear word:
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Might have to sample @zachlowenba.bsky.social ‘s first swear word:
Its really fun that the Celtics have a superior duo to literally LeBron and Luka.
March 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Its really fun that the Celtics have a superior duo to literally LeBron and Luka.
In honor of Brad saying “hell” in a press conference, I remind you all of a time he said “fuck”:
February 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In honor of Brad saying “hell” in a press conference, I remind you all of a time he said “fuck”:
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
Dude looks like the AI main character of a mandatory corporate cybersecurity course.
I think Max Strus' hair is too nice. Might be a problem for the Cavs in the playoffs.
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dude looks like the AI main character of a mandatory corporate cybersecurity course.
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
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Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting
January 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting
It’s fun that Mazzulla always moves the Gatorade out of the shot when he’s doing pressers. Not sure if he’s refusing to passively sell products in general? Or like, he thinks Gatorade is poison/a sin? It’s a fun detail when viewed against the rest of his whole warrior/cleric build.
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s fun that Mazzulla always moves the Gatorade out of the shot when he’s doing pressers. Not sure if he’s refusing to passively sell products in general? Or like, he thinks Gatorade is poison/a sin? It’s a fun detail when viewed against the rest of his whole warrior/cleric build.
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