Dr Eva Burke
@evab89.bsky.social
Academic, lecturer, and teacher of English. Interested in domestic noir fiction, horror, & pop lit. Cat lady and new mama. She/Her.
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the only place this should happen is academic conferences
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
February 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
the only place this should happen is academic conferences
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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ON HIS BIRTHDAY. 😂🥰
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested
Andrew, who has faced scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was taken into custody "on suspicion of misconduct in public office."
www.huffpost.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
ON HIS BIRTHDAY. 😂🥰
I hate when one of the women on Love is Blind tells a man she doesn't want to have children and he's like "that's cool, I bet you would be such a good mom though!!" She didn't say she wouldn't be that's not the point!
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I hate when one of the women on Love is Blind tells a man she doesn't want to have children and he's like "that's cool, I bet you would be such a good mom though!!" She didn't say she wouldn't be that's not the point!
I'm in love with her.
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm in love with her.
I took a notion today and decided to sign up for the women's mini marathon.
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I took a notion today and decided to sign up for the women's mini marathon.
I pre-ordered this book for my Kindle which was due to come out at the start of Feb (you can judge me for buying from Amazon, I deserve it, I swear I buy books elsewhere too) and the release date has now been changed 3 times! I've never had this happen before. Very strange.
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I pre-ordered this book for my Kindle which was due to come out at the start of Feb (you can judge me for buying from Amazon, I deserve it, I swear I buy books elsewhere too) and the release date has now been changed 3 times! I've never had this happen before. Very strange.
www.kildarenow.com/news/local-n... Noel got a wonderful send off today. He touched so many lives.
'Will never be forgotten'- College pays tribute to 'gifted lecturer' from Kildare
Dr. Noel Kavanagh formerly of Thomastown, Caragh, Co. Kildare has sadly passed away
www.kildarenow.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
www.kildarenow.com/news/local-n... Noel got a wonderful send off today. He touched so many lives.
One of the husbands on Married At First Sight UK pronounced "narcissist" with a hard C, like "narkacyst" and it's forever altered my brain chemistry.
February 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
One of the husbands on Married At First Sight UK pronounced "narcissist" with a hard C, like "narkacyst" and it's forever altered my brain chemistry.
I am NOT GOOD at drawing. This is a crayon dog that I drew earlier for Rowan. And yet, he reacts to my drawings like someone who has witnessed the most incredible magic trick they've ever seen. He's like "you made a dog! That's a dog! Do another one!" NGL, this is the purest love I've ever known.
February 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I am NOT GOOD at drawing. This is a crayon dog that I drew earlier for Rowan. And yet, he reacts to my drawings like someone who has witnessed the most incredible magic trick they've ever seen. He's like "you made a dog! That's a dog! Do another one!" NGL, this is the purest love I've ever known.
I read a lot of horrifying fiction but Gabino is one of maybe 3 writers who has written a chapter that haunts me TO THIS DAY (if you've read his work, you probably know the one). This *is* an endorsement BTW.
It’s #FridayReads on Friday the 13th! Let’s share books. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a little boricua monster full of vengeance, friendship, bad decisions, murder, Santería, and ghosts.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I read a lot of horrifying fiction but Gabino is one of maybe 3 writers who has written a chapter that haunts me TO THIS DAY (if you've read his work, you probably know the one). This *is* an endorsement BTW.
He ran over: "pants! Red pants."
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
He ran over: "pants! Red pants."
I never feel as much like an alien as when someone tries to convince me Steve Buscemi is unattractive. Steve Buscemi is cool and handsome!
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I never feel as much like an alien as when someone tries to convince me Steve Buscemi is unattractive. Steve Buscemi is cool and handsome!
My shopping trolley really tells a story.
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
My shopping trolley really tells a story.
In "I promise I'm emotionally stable" news, I bought Dreamies for the neighbour cat and cried because I haven't bought Dreamies since last February.
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
In "I promise I'm emotionally stable" news, I bought Dreamies for the neighbour cat and cried because I haven't bought Dreamies since last February.
I was enthusiastically singing along at the library storytime this morning and one of the 3 year olds leaned over and asked me to please sing quietly.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I was enthusiastically singing along at the library storytime this morning and one of the 3 year olds leaned over and asked me to please sing quietly.
You know those adult babies who say that being in a playpen and chewing a pacifier gives them relief from the stress of being an adult? I use my free monthly Audible credit to buy Babysitters Club audiobooks so I'm basically one of them.
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
You know those adult babies who say that being in a playpen and chewing a pacifier gives them relief from the stress of being an adult? I use my free monthly Audible credit to buy Babysitters Club audiobooks so I'm basically one of them.
Did you know that there is a subcategory of influencer called a "henfluencer"? Their thing is poultry. They are extremely popular. Every day is a school day.
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Did you know that there is a subcategory of influencer called a "henfluencer"? Their thing is poultry. They are extremely popular. Every day is a school day.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Are you normal or do you look at the milk and think "this goes out of date on Sylvia Plath's anniversary"
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Are you normal or do you look at the milk and think "this goes out of date on Sylvia Plath's anniversary"
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Jeff Bezos answers the question, "What if Lex Luthor never served cunt?"
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Jeff Bezos answers the question, "What if Lex Luthor never served cunt?"
I am reading a book that's good but so similar in plot to another book that also came out recently that it's distracting!
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I am reading a book that's good but so similar in plot to another book that also came out recently that it's distracting!
I don't want to exaggerate but all of my hopes for 2026 are hanging on this novel described as "lesbian Malory Towers meets The Conjuring". It's out in March so I'll let you know.
February 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I don't want to exaggerate but all of my hopes for 2026 are hanging on this novel described as "lesbian Malory Towers meets The Conjuring". It's out in March so I'll let you know.