Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
Not RuPaul wearing the good version of DD Fuego's design challenge look. #DragRace
a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
Alt: a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Not RuPaul wearing the good version of DD Fuego's design challenge look. #DragRace
Doing earnest numbers on #DragRace almost never goes well, no matter how good they are. Ask Mariah!
a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
Alt: a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
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January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Doing earnest numbers on #DragRace almost never goes well, no matter how good they are. Ask Mariah!
I see you show, you're starting to give Jane Don't a Suzie Toot-esque edit. #DragRace
a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
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January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I see you show, you're starting to give Jane Don't a Suzie Toot-esque edit. #DragRace
No one is going to gaslight me into thinking that Athena's outfit was better than Darlene's
#DragRace
#DragRace
a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
Alt: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
No one is going to gaslight me into thinking that Athena's outfit was better than Darlene's
#DragRace
#DragRace
a woman says " who said that " on bravo
Alt: a woman says " who said that " on bravo
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January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Well now having this on my desk at work has extra meaning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Well now having this on my desk at work has extra meaning.
Body positivity but it's just me wanting McDonald's dipping sauce packets to be fat again.
Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
Alt: Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
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January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Body positivity but it's just me wanting McDonald's dipping sauce packets to be fat again.
“Listen, everybody is non-binary when the hair stylist is new.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Listen, everybody is non-binary when the hair stylist is new.”
Me whenever I have to remind my Bluesky mutuals that they are, in fact, hot dumb sluts.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Me whenever I have to remind my Bluesky mutuals that they are, in fact, hot dumb sluts.
A lot of y’all don’t wait until #FCF to be a dick on the internet
a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
Alt: a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
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January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A lot of y’all don’t wait until #FCF to be a dick on the internet
Whenever a reporter asks Sydney Sweeney about her politics.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Whenever a reporter asks Sydney Sweeney about her politics.
When you think you’re posing for a photo, but it’s actually a video
a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
Alt: a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
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January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
When you think you’re posing for a photo, but it’s actually a video
Oh so fuck her drag, right?
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Oh so fuck her drag, right?
When I unmute myself in a Zoom work meeting
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
When I unmute myself in a Zoom work meeting
Valley of the Dolls (1967)
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Valley of the Dolls (1967)
“Too many of my mutuals follow this person.”
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe a lot of your mutuals also suck, beloved?
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe a lot of your mutuals also suck, beloved?
a woman with a shaved head and a green shirt is yawning with her mouth open .
Alt: a woman with a shaved head and a green shirt is yawning with her mouth open .
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January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“Too many of my mutuals follow this person.”
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe a lot of your mutuals also suck, beloved?
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe a lot of your mutuals also suck, beloved?
We’re doing height discourse today?
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
We’re doing height discourse today?
Every day is hump day if you routinely show your ass on the internet with your shitty hot takes.
a woman in a pink dress with her arms crossed is standing in a room .
Alt: a woman in a pink dress with her arms crossed is standing in a room .
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January 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Every day is hump day if you routinely show your ass on the internet with your shitty hot takes.
So you agree, you need to shut the fuck up?
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So you agree, you need to shut the fuck up?
Whenever I encounter someone who called me hysterical in 2016
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Whenever I encounter someone who called me hysterical in 2016
Joan’s pen necklace from Mad Men but it’s an Emotional Support Cookies N Cream Twix
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Joan’s pen necklace from Mad Men but it’s an Emotional Support Cookies N Cream Twix
When a straight coworker asks a queer coworker where they know another gay person from
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
When a straight coworker asks a queer coworker where they know another gay person from