Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
Jessica Fletcher in the streets; Eve Simpson in the sheets.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
This is exactly the type of person who has a huge budget for a residence on House Hunters
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This is exactly the type of person who has a huge budget for a residence on House Hunters
This is Paul from Mad Men. Be like Paul.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is Paul from Mad Men. Be like Paul.
Bluesky every Friday
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Bluesky every Friday
This is the menu of a real hot dog establishment in Atlanta known as INCHES.
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This is the menu of a real hot dog establishment in Atlanta known as INCHES.
Can’t wait for her to have her chance at CBS News
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Can’t wait for her to have her chance at CBS News
And that’s the sobrie-tea on not drinking
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
And that’s the sobrie-tea on not drinking
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
Jeff Bezos answers the question, "What if Lex Luthor never served cunt?"
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Jeff Bezos answers the question, "What if Lex Luthor never served cunt?"
Did anybody else go through an Augusten Burroughs era?
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Did anybody else go through an Augusten Burroughs era?
This was my Heated Rivalry
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This was my Heated Rivalry
Iggy Azalea and T.I. in the early 2010s
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Iggy Azalea and T.I. in the early 2010s
“Happy Black History Month!” said the institutions that gutted all their DEI initiatives.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
“Happy Black History Month!” said the institutions that gutted all their DEI initiatives.
PFLAG parenting by way of Don and Betty Draper
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
PFLAG parenting by way of Don and Betty Draper
And no, I'm not making this up. And yes, I'm sure Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds tried to get this as catering for their plantation wedding.
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
And no, I'm not making this up. And yes, I'm sure Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds tried to get this as catering for their plantation wedding.
When my friends catch me trying to Irish Goodbye from the club in my Uber
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
When my friends catch me trying to Irish Goodbye from the club in my Uber
Me any time someone brings up rapper Nicolette Meningitis
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Me any time someone brings up rapper Nicolette Meningitis
What part of this is NOT a financial disaster
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
What part of this is NOT a financial disaster
U.S. Drag Race girls when they meet girls from international seasons
February 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
U.S. Drag Race girls when they meet girls from international seasons
*joins online group for sober gay men*
First post I see: “I AM A GAY CONSERVATIVE MAN”
Me, as I unsubscribe:
First post I see: “I AM A GAY CONSERVATIVE MAN”
Me, as I unsubscribe:
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
*joins online group for sober gay men*
First post I see: “I AM A GAY CONSERVATIVE MAN”
Me, as I unsubscribe:
First post I see: “I AM A GAY CONSERVATIVE MAN”
Me, as I unsubscribe:
The energy we are bringing to Black History Month in our current hellscape
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The energy we are bringing to Black History Month in our current hellscape
All while in a Melinda Doolittle wig
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
All while in a Melinda Doolittle wig
I just realized that Athena Dion and Briar Blush have the same dynamic of Will and Jack from Will and Grace
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I just realized that Athena Dion and Briar Blush have the same dynamic of Will and Jack from Will and Grace