Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
I think Briar was great for the drama.
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I think Briar was great for the drama.
We have yet to have had a killer lipsync this season
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
We have yet to have had a killer lipsync this season
All queer people are just choreographers at their core.
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
All queer people are just choreographers at their core.
Did I use a flashlight as microphone to perform this in my basement to an audience of my stuff animals?
a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
Alt: a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Did I use a flashlight as microphone to perform this in my basement to an audience of my stuff animals?
Love this song!
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Love this song!
My best friend just saw them live in Minneapolis and got to do a meet and greet with them
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My best friend just saw them live in Minneapolis and got to do a meet and greet with them
Alt text is where the true comedy exists
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Alt text is where the true comedy exists
Didn't this woman just climb the Hollywood sign to sell some bras and panties?
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Didn't this woman just climb the Hollywood sign to sell some bras and panties?
It's how you stay thoroughly modern!
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
It's how you stay thoroughly modern!