Dr. Ettman
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Lots of people are saying that Pitt is it
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lots of people are saying that Pitt is it
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It’s also plainly absurd that someone just happened to discover the true meaning of the common law that just evaded everyone else for 800 years in a few weeks of work. I don’t even know what to do with that.
the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s also plainly absurd that someone just happened to discover the true meaning of the common law that just evaded everyone else for 800 years in a few weeks of work. I don’t even know what to do with that.
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This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
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Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Birds don’t have teeth, more and more people are saying
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Birds don’t have teeth, more and more people are saying
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“Their medical stuff is good”
THEY LITERALLY CURED POLIO PAT
THEY LITERALLY CURED POLIO PAT
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“Their medical stuff is good”
THEY LITERALLY CURED POLIO PAT
THEY LITERALLY CURED POLIO PAT
Olivia Babcock is the best athlete in America
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Olivia Babcock is the best athlete in America
That Temple loss was such a fitting end to a brutal Philly sports week
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That Temple loss was such a fitting end to a brutal Philly sports week
Temple, why can’t you be normal for one game!
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Temple, why can’t you be normal for one game!
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When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When it’s Phillies v Dodgers this is the only Dave Roberts I recognize
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“Non Contact”
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Non Contact”
So the lesson is obviously all bunting, all the time
June 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So the lesson is obviously all bunting, all the time
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OH NO. THE PHILLIES HAVE RHE BASES LOADED. WITH NOBODY OUT. IN EXTRA INNINGS
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
OH NO. THE PHILLIES HAVE RHE BASES LOADED. WITH NOBODY OUT. IN EXTRA INNINGS
Schwarbombs for the Moms!
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Schwarbombs for the Moms!
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Phillies and Nationals entered today with 29th- and 30th-ranked bullpen ERAs in baseball. They combined to play the dumbest game of the season so far. It ends on a walk-off wild pitch.
April 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Phillies and Nationals entered today with 29th- and 30th-ranked bullpen ERAs in baseball. They combined to play the dumbest game of the season so far. It ends on a walk-off wild pitch.
I hate this dumb Phillies team. Just be normal for one game.
April 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I hate this dumb Phillies team. Just be normal for one game.
Now Brett Baty’s scoring off me, that’s it!
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Now Brett Baty’s scoring off me, that’s it!
This team makes me want to drink bleach
April 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This team makes me want to drink bleach
Bohm and Rojas: the new bash brothers
April 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bohm and Rojas: the new bash brothers
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Cristopher Sanchez is the most underrated pitcher in baseball, IMO.
The lanky lefty throws that devastating changeup half the time. Hitters can't sit on it because his sinker is so good. Phillies have won the last 10 straight games he's started.
7 IP 2ER 12K today.
The lanky lefty throws that devastating changeup half the time. Hitters can't sit on it because his sinker is so good. Phillies have won the last 10 straight games he's started.
7 IP 2ER 12K today.
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cristopher Sanchez is the most underrated pitcher in baseball, IMO.
The lanky lefty throws that devastating changeup half the time. Hitters can't sit on it because his sinker is so good. Phillies have won the last 10 straight games he's started.
7 IP 2ER 12K today.
The lanky lefty throws that devastating changeup half the time. Hitters can't sit on it because his sinker is so good. Phillies have won the last 10 straight games he's started.
7 IP 2ER 12K today.
Alec Bohm Hitting Machine
April 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Alec Bohm Hitting Machine
That’s a criminal strike three call
April 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That’s a criminal strike three call
Maybe bat Bryce at leadoff? Give each hitter a chance?
April 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Maybe bat Bryce at leadoff? Give each hitter a chance?