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Essrayle
@essrayle.bsky.social
The OG Plant from that thing. NSFW with a prejudice. Can get quite out there naughty here, so just warning.
The innocents shall no longer be innocent after knowing me.
Throne: https://throne.com/essrayle
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Hihi. I'm Essrayle the herfollia.
An alien-made earth plant person filled with libidous corruption.
I write, not draw, but I com lots so there's going to be art here of both kinds, and I can get *quite* kinky so do follow with an open mind.

Lore stuff: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/kcuvy...
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lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.

Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sometimes the best disguise isn't some complex outfit to hide your Erostian fashion, prudish outside societies, but utilizing the simplest (but still elegant) fashions in the local species repertoire.

Art by Bludgeon @ Furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just watched a guy get arrested in a Walmart parking lot for flooring it to the exit by a cop in the parking lot.

GFG you dork, this is absolute rock bottom.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Undergoing a bovine overload in the middle of nowhere can be absolutely *exhausting*.
Hopefully the perv who captured me in mid-rearing back to hop forward enjoyed watching a lady struggle so.
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Art by bsky.app/profile/aspe...
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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It's so discouraging to post art when you see how fucked up the ratio of like to repost is. Just please, do the second click, it's literally few seconds and does so much more for struggling artists.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The copyright for Roger Rabbit has been reverted back to its initial author, Gary K. Wolf.

“I now have back the rights to all my characters, all my books. I can, basically, do my own Roger Rabbit projects.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think I've come to realize that my biggest weakness is my inner nervousness around people. It's not intentional, just a knee jerk my body has learned over the years. I grew up with a father who delighted in destroying my dreams he didn't like. Had peers whittling until they broke apart.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I mean, I like cheez its and all, but...who? Why?
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today I have learned that a paper and epoxy katana is fully functional against most things.

And planty's level cap has risen again.

Nice.~
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Share and help everyone know about this!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A harrowing affair, an invasion of sex-hungry invaders needing only the most lust-laced milk of Earths finest.
Converted by alien technology, used to process the fluids given into the energy needed for over abundant production, the horror.~
Mars Needs Milkies.
Art by @asterofsubcon.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So sometimes the Influence can get rather feisty when it's hungry. The longer without feeding it, the stronger it gets.

I've been there. It's *fun*, but I don't want to.

There is no malice, no desire to harm. No desire for anything special.

Just Desire.

Art by @thetftentacle.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ok, I rarely buy pokemon things these days, even when I heavily enjoyed the series when younger, and this new game confirms to me that it's not just me growing out of it.

You can traverse this map in 6 minutes. You can't go indoors in a city. This is in no way worth that price tag.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I like to view myself as a modern day folklorist by interests and hobby, so I like to keep that magic alive in me and in life itself, finding and taking note of the things so small and just accepted as natural that were meticulous evolution of creativity, effort, maybe even some boredom.
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ok, just noting here as I think most of my life it's just wrongly assumed, and I want to set the record straight.

If you think something positive about me, or something I do, and you never say so, I'm just going to assume your indifference to me.

That's just how my mind works.
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So seeing folks having ygo themed avatars/models up made me really want to rep my own pet deck, just fortunate it's very Halloween adjacent so perfect timing.~

Art by Bludgeon@Fuaffinity.net
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Stop asking questions.
Consume product then consume more product.
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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😭

IG newberlinlibrary
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I don't know what it is but I always feel "illegitimate" in things.
I don't feel my disability "important" enough as it's not visible all the time physically.
I don't feel my main phobia "meaningful" enough as it's not something physical.
I hate it.
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM