Esme del Jardin
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"I can't hang out after work, I have chores to do"
My chores:
My chores:
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"I can't hang out after work, I have chores to do"
My chores:
My chores:
The hardest part of shopping for a Haunted Doll is that you can't tell if they are haunted or not until after you take them home, and no one does refunds anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The hardest part of shopping for a Haunted Doll is that you can't tell if they are haunted or not until after you take them home, and no one does refunds anymore.
The look of disappointment on my cat's face when I said "I know you're faking it" will bring me great pleasure in my afterlife. He says.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The look of disappointment on my cat's face when I said "I know you're faking it" will bring me great pleasure in my afterlife. He says.
I can't even imagine the range of emotions Trump is going through right now. Not only is there fear and anger watching his Pedo house of cards fall apart around him, but he's also learning that his BFF Epstein never actually liked him. That one's gotta sting.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I can't even imagine the range of emotions Trump is going through right now. Not only is there fear and anger watching his Pedo house of cards fall apart around him, but he's also learning that his BFF Epstein never actually liked him. That one's gotta sting.
I said Bloody Mary in the mirror 3 times yesterday, and NOTHING has happened. Does anyone know the timeline for these things?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I said Bloody Mary in the mirror 3 times yesterday, and NOTHING has happened. Does anyone know the timeline for these things?
I think what I like most about all the Jurassic movies is how early in the movies the dinosaurs start eating the people. It's so early. Like, I'm just barely settled on the couch under my dinosaur quilt and the screaming starts.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think what I like most about all the Jurassic movies is how early in the movies the dinosaurs start eating the people. It's so early. Like, I'm just barely settled on the couch under my dinosaur quilt and the screaming starts.
Headed to the Big Easy with the Best Cousin Ever
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Headed to the Big Easy with the Best Cousin Ever
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Incense giving off serious Shelley Duvall vibes
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Incense giving off serious Shelley Duvall vibes
I love this for him ❤️
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October 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I love this for him ❤️
Top White House official selling Arlington home after activists write chalk messages on sidewalk | ARLnow.com www.arlnow.com/2025/10/15/t...
Top White House official selling Arlington home after activists write chalk messages on sidewalk | ARLnow.com www.arlnow.com/2025/10/15/t...
The fact that God has not come down here to personally smite every single one of these soulless, blasphemous, lying MAGAts for worshiping a golden piece of shit instead of him is proof alone that he does not exist.
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The fact that God has not come down here to personally smite every single one of these soulless, blasphemous, lying MAGAts for worshiping a golden piece of shit instead of him is proof alone that he does not exist.
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Watch this video. There are a couple dozen protestors max. There are some sick fucking people wearing badges these days.
MORE: Video of the rubber bullets being fired. Unfortunately, at the moment it is only on TikTok though there are videos from multiple angles.
🔗: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkVBMBN/
🔗: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkVBMBN/
TikTok video by PeaceLoveJoySerenity1111
www.tiktok.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Watch this video. There are a couple dozen protestors max. There are some sick fucking people wearing badges these days.
It's Spooky Season, so every time my upstairs neighbor stomps around at midnight and their toddler giggles on the porch, I get to pretend I live in a haunted mansion.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's Spooky Season, so every time my upstairs neighbor stomps around at midnight and their toddler giggles on the porch, I get to pretend I live in a haunted mansion.
When the troops arrive in Portland, can we put them to work filling the potholes? I mean, raking the leaves would be great, but there are some streets that actually do look like they've been in a war zone #portland
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When the troops arrive in Portland, can we put them to work filling the potholes? I mean, raking the leaves would be great, but there are some streets that actually do look like they've been in a war zone #portland
I should have realized the end was nigh when my cat stopped getting excited when I got out the can opener.
September 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I should have realized the end was nigh when my cat stopped getting excited when I got out the can opener.
Me, watching Grease again, but as a 55 year old person: Why is everyone so old???
August 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Me, watching Grease again, but as a 55 year old person: Why is everyone so old???
Worlds Largest Sitka Spruce. Absolutely glorious. I've wanted to see this my whole life ever since I found out about it yesterday.
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Worlds Largest Sitka Spruce. Absolutely glorious. I've wanted to see this my whole life ever since I found out about it yesterday.
As a tax preparer, I implore every person to complete this questionnaire. This free option helps millions of Americans navigate the tax filing process who cant afford a cpa/ea.
Intuit, et al lobby the IRS to make filing harder and less accessible to everyone, so they can sell a shitty product.
Intuit, et al lobby the IRS to make filing harder and less accessible to everyone, so they can sell a shitty product.
Of note: they tell you how much it costs for the government to run the free filing system, but they don’t tell you how much it would cost to have a private corporation do it. (Hint: it would cost taxpayers more to have a private corporation do it.)
Treasury is required to produce a report to Congress related to Direct File, the free tax filing option that the current administration intends to kill. They've created a survey with a bunch of leading questions. The survey deserves some responses supportive of the program to counteract its framing:
August 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As a tax preparer, I implore every person to complete this questionnaire. This free option helps millions of Americans navigate the tax filing process who cant afford a cpa/ea.
Intuit, et al lobby the IRS to make filing harder and less accessible to everyone, so they can sell a shitty product.
Intuit, et al lobby the IRS to make filing harder and less accessible to everyone, so they can sell a shitty product.
I wonder if this is a good time to tell Trump that Russia has Universal Healthcare? #healthcareforall
August 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I wonder if this is a good time to tell Trump that Russia has Universal Healthcare? #healthcareforall
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ICE and MPD have set up a checkpoint at 17 and Benning NE, by the Ross.
August 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ICE and MPD have set up a checkpoint at 17 and Benning NE, by the Ross.
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This needs to be spread all over.... TACO is putting the national guard in D.C.
August 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This needs to be spread all over.... TACO is putting the national guard in D.C.
If you are looking for a new ab workout, go see Naked Gun.
August 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you are looking for a new ab workout, go see Naked Gun.
August 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I started to speak when the Hold Music stopped, only to learn it was a recording telling me I am still on hold, I'd have soooo many nickels. In fact, I'd have earned about 10 more in just the last 8 minutes.
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I started to speak when the Hold Music stopped, only to learn it was a recording telling me I am still on hold, I'd have soooo many nickels. In fact, I'd have earned about 10 more in just the last 8 minutes.
My favorite Monday Morning coffee mug. What's yours?
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My favorite Monday Morning coffee mug. What's yours?