Esme del Jardin
@esmedeljardin.bsky.social
Vance is a piece of shit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Vance is a piece of shit.
Thursdays are pretty great.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thursdays are pretty great.
I will start dressing like the 1960's on airplanes, as soon as they bring back the 1960's leg room.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I will start dressing like the 1960's on airplanes, as soon as they bring back the 1960's leg room.
So only 4 of every 10 republicans do their own shopping.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So only 4 of every 10 republicans do their own shopping.
Well, it says lies WITH, so probably means to prohibit conspiring.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Well, it says lies WITH, so probably means to prohibit conspiring.
This guy's "friend" really, really, really wants OP to try this.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This guy's "friend" really, really, really wants OP to try this.
She can dish it out, butsje sure can't take it
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
She can dish it out, butsje sure can't take it
If I learned anything at all in elementary school, it's that boys hurt and insult girls they like. Given Trump's maturity level, I'd say maybe he has a crush.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If I learned anything at all in elementary school, it's that boys hurt and insult girls they like. Given Trump's maturity level, I'd say maybe he has a crush.
They're reaching for you.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They're reaching for you.
Exactly what I expect from the Center for Disinformation and Crackpots.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Exactly what I expect from the Center for Disinformation and Crackpots.
If this was even remotely a relevant comparison, my insurance premiums should go down since I have a hospital 3 blocks away.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If this was even remotely a relevant comparison, my insurance premiums should go down since I have a hospital 3 blocks away.
Even better, dont buy gifts for your MAGA friends/relatives.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Even better, dont buy gifts for your MAGA friends/relatives.
It's not just Americans who will lose.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's not just Americans who will lose.
It always was.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It always was.
Pretty sure Karoline is buying it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pretty sure Karoline is buying it.
Yes, and he's tired of having to make even that minimal effort.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes, and he's tired of having to make even that minimal effort.
I think I went out with that guy. Same MO
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think I went out with that guy. Same MO
Narrator: But she did, in fact, Notice it at first sight.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Narrator: But she did, in fact, Notice it at first sight.
And all of their last names are Glass
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And all of their last names are Glass