"I can't hang out after work, I have chores to do"

My chores:

Headed to the Big Easy with the Best Cousin Ever

Incense giving off serious Shelley Duvall vibes

In case anyone thinks @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social is being cruel on purpose.

Spoiler: She's not.

Worlds Largest Sitka Spruce. Absolutely glorious. I've wanted to see this my whole life ever since I found out about it yesterday.

My favorite Monday Morning coffee mug. What's yours?

This bourbon is for my coworker and how long it took to explain how the company network drive is not an excel document.

Unauthorized photo of me trying to make some extra cash to buy chum for my new adopted Hammerhead shark, thank you @tempermintpatti.bsky.social I love him so much. @myfahlo.bsky.social

Meanwhile, on Trump's phone...

Holy cow, I totally forgot the Dread Pirate Roberts did a cameo on Benson

Cocktails and Cake. It's a thing I just made up.

I know I am an adult and I don't need to justify my alcohol consumption, but this Scotch here is for how painfully long it took me to convince my boss, who is 3,000 miles away, that the file cabinet I was physically looking at is, indeed, beige.

Merry Christmas from Molly, who got fresh catnip toys from Santa.

Pagan holiday cards for my two MAGA aunts and one MAGA cousin ❤️❤️

Got these really nice envelope seals for free in the mail! They are exactly what I needed for the holiday cards to my MAGA family.