The Ass Crack Bandit
@erikt27.bsky.social
Passionate learner. Science believer. Comedy lover. Pained Minnesota sports fan.
I don't think I've met a person that doesn't respect, if not love, Obsession by Animotion. It's a banger
March 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't think I've met a person that doesn't respect, if not love, Obsession by Animotion. It's a banger
Laughed so hard at this when I saw Deadpool in the theater
a close up of a man 's face with the words happy international women 's day written below him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words happy international women 's day written below him .
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Laughed so hard at this when I saw Deadpool in the theater
Despite all my rage, I'm getting closer to AARP age
March 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Despite all my rage, I'm getting closer to AARP age
Helping the ultra wealthy to hide their tax cheating
After mass firings, the IRS is poised to close audits of wealthy taxpayers, agents say - ICIJ
The upheaval undermines the agency’s quest to tackle high-end tax cheating.
www.icij.org
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Helping the ultra wealthy to hide their tax cheating
I mean, it's pretty accurate
February 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I mean, it's pretty accurate
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RIP to Biff Wiff, who did some beyond hilarious sketches on I Think You Should Leave. He's making Cosmic Gumbo in the sky and not following any rules
a man with a beard says it 's kind of a cosmic gumbo while wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard says it 's kind of a cosmic gumbo while wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
RIP to Biff Wiff, who did some beyond hilarious sketches on I Think You Should Leave. He's making Cosmic Gumbo in the sky and not following any rules
I think cat and dog people will agree
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think cat and dog people will agree
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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“In almost every foreign conflict in which Russia had a hand, Gabbard backed Moscow and railed against the US. Her past promotion of Kremlin propaganda has provoked significant opposition on both sides of the aisle to her nomination.”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Tulsi Gabbard’s history with Russia is even more concerning than you think
One expert says her views are ‘so wildly fringe that her potential appointment as DNI is genuinely alarming’, Richard Hall and Andrew Feinberg write
www.independent.co.uk
January 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“In almost every foreign conflict in which Russia had a hand, Gabbard backed Moscow and railed against the US. Her past promotion of Kremlin propaganda has provoked significant opposition on both sides of the aisle to her nomination.”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Really thankful to all of the scientists who made themselves available to talk to me about the unprecedented situation at NIH.
I've never had so many people reach out to me for a story like this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I've never had so many people reach out to me for a story like this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
What the Hell Is Going on at NIH?
Scientists sound the alarm about Trump’s unprecedented “Big Brother” research crackdown.
www.motherjones.com
January 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Really thankful to all of the scientists who made themselves available to talk to me about the unprecedented situation at NIH.
I've never had so many people reach out to me for a story like this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I've never had so many people reach out to me for a story like this.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I mean, it's true...
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I mean, it's true...
I just got called out.
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just got called out.
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
Anyone else remember a few weeks ago when people were saying that the Vikings NEED to resign Darnold? Was it all a fever dream?
January 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Anyone else remember a few weeks ago when people were saying that the Vikings NEED to resign Darnold? Was it all a fever dream?
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Tulsa Massacre Was a ‘Coordinated, Military-Style Attack,’ Federal Report Says
Tulsa Massacre Was a ‘Coordinated, Military-Style Attack,’ Federal Report Says
The Justice Department’s conclusion follows an investigation of the 1921 atrocity in Oklahoma in which up to 300 Black residents were killed.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tulsa Massacre Was a ‘Coordinated, Military-Style Attack,’ Federal Report Says
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its wild how much local LA news is fixated on the threat of looting even though it was like single digit arrests. if you're looking for a juicy story about loss of personal property, might i suggest the devastating inferno
January 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
its wild how much local LA news is fixated on the threat of looting even though it was like single digit arrests. if you're looking for a juicy story about loss of personal property, might i suggest the devastating inferno
I hope the folks in LA are staying safe
January 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hope the folks in LA are staying safe
Goff does intentional grounding in the end zone. The announcers admit it. The rules expert confirms. But the refs rule that because a receiver was in the stadium, it's incomplete #skol
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Goff does intentional grounding in the end zone. The announcers admit it. The rules expert confirms. But the refs rule that because a receiver was in the stadium, it's incomplete #skol
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The calm before the storm.
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The calm before the storm.
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I got an ER full of COVID, flu, and RSV. Y’all masks work. But you won’t hear me trying to convince anyone anymore.
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I got an ER full of COVID, flu, and RSV. Y’all masks work. But you won’t hear me trying to convince anyone anymore.
January 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I got an ER full of COVID, flu, and RSV. Y’all masks work. But you won’t hear me trying to convince anyone anymore.
☠️☠️
I got an ER full of COVID, flu, and RSV. Y’all masks work. But you won’t hear me trying to convince anyone anymore.