The Ass Crack Bandit
@erikt27.bsky.social
Passionate learner. Science believer. Comedy lover. Pained Minnesota sports fan.
Despite all my rage, I'm getting closer to AARP age
March 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Despite all my rage, I'm getting closer to AARP age
I mean, it's pretty accurate
February 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I mean, it's pretty accurate
I think cat and dog people will agree
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think cat and dog people will agree
I mean, it's true...
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I mean, it's true...
I just got called out.
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just got called out.
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
Although I will defend Charlie the Unicorn until my dying breath
I hope the folks in LA are staying safe
January 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hope the folks in LA are staying safe
They were all a fun part of my childhood
January 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They were all a fun part of my childhood
Someday they'll figure it out. Hopefully
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Someday they'll figure it out. Hopefully
Ugh, this makes me feel so old
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Ugh, this makes me feel so old
Menorah + corgi = Menorgi?
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Menorah + corgi = Menorgi?
It scares me when I think about "sources" people believe
December 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
It scares me when I think about "sources" people believe
My favorite Christmas tradition
December 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
My favorite Christmas tradition
Sarah Anderson is a treasure
December 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Sarah Anderson is a treasure
It's that special time of year where a brave minority comes together to admit that Last Christmas is the best Christmas song
December 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
It's that special time of year where a brave minority comes together to admit that Last Christmas is the best Christmas song
I want to argue with this, but it's pretty accurate
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I want to argue with this, but it's pretty accurate
2,000 years before tv, you needed to have a strong imagination
November 29, 2024 at 4:26 PM
2,000 years before tv, you needed to have a strong imagination
May Trogdor live forever in the memories of users of the early 2000s Internet
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
May Trogdor live forever in the memories of users of the early 2000s Internet
This screenshot from the latest series of Taskmaster is my mascot for the 2020s as a whole
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
This screenshot from the latest series of Taskmaster is my mascot for the 2020s as a whole
Sharing memes is a love language
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Sharing memes is a love language