Eric is on a monolgue tear and going for the +.500 record officially this week with multiple featured matchups as the semi-finals are here! Brace yourself, the word of the day is "effective".

The boys are back and the Vikings are not. But the Bears are? Is the upside down in the room with us right now? We'll never know, but if you listen you might be able to find out.

Luke takes on the monologue, as Eric is MIA. Happy Thanksgiving everyone, it's the best holiday of the year (other than the murdering/land stealing thing).

The boys are back and so is spitting? Ja'Marr Chase landed himself a suspension for spitting on Jalen Ramsey. Did Ramsey deserve it? Wouldn't shock me. Is that an excuse? No, I don't think so. Just be the bigger person and don't literally assault someone.

The boys are back and this week, the coaches decided to be heavily involved in the NFL. The definition I found for Kafkaesque goes: characteristic or reminiscent of Franz Kafka's fictional world, especially with reference to his portrayal of oppressively complex and seemingly illogical bureaucracy. To be completely honest, that is kinda the situation Mike Kafka got himself into with this Giants team, so I'm gonna stick with it. Anywho, enjoy the show.

The boys are back and that's also the direction that Skatebo's foot was pointing. So that's not great. Other than that, we're breaking it down once again, so tune in for all the mediocre takes you can handle.

The boys are heading back to the city where the league began. Listen in as they talk about the happenings in the NFL and in the league this week.

The boys are back and it's the eight episode of the eigth season of a podcast that would almost certainly belong on ESPN the Ocho, if it were ever to see national broadcasts. So here it is, in all of it's eight-ish glory. (sorry about Eric's audio, no clue what happened there)

The boys are back and so is the scoring. This is the highest scoring week so far this season, and we have a new largest spread leader as well. When in doubt, try scoring more points, that usually solves the problem.

The boys are back and the Eliteness has been benched for an unknown starter.  How will it go? Probably not well.

The boys are back and this week God decided to smite the WRs and the RBs. It's part of the game, but sometimes it just kinda sucks. Also, real NFL finish previews, because sometimes it truly is better late than never.

It was a bad week to be a Quarterback in the NFL. The boys talk about it and the implications that it has for your fantasy team. Also, anybody feeling peckish for a root beer?