Eric Malcolm
@ericmalcolm.bsky.social
Pop-culture nerd, horror-fiend, animal lover, proud atheist, & taco enthusiast. Girl-dad. I go hard in the 4th quarter. All thoughts expressed my own.
The Gremlin battled, but I was able to get her down for a nap this afternoon, and I needed it. She deserves 100% of my attention, but when it physically hurts to just simply move, it's hard to continue entertaining the whims of a toddler. Hopefully the back half of today is a little more easy.
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Gremlin battled, but I was able to get her down for a nap this afternoon, and I needed it. She deserves 100% of my attention, but when it physically hurts to just simply move, it's hard to continue entertaining the whims of a toddler. Hopefully the back half of today is a little more easy.
My folks surprised me last week with a summer sausage, a couple of blocks of cheese, and triscuits and chicken in a biscuit crackers, so I legit think that's the extent of my plan for the big "new years eve" tomorrow. Hey, you could do worse than a little snack assortment tray, TBH.
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My folks surprised me last week with a summer sausage, a couple of blocks of cheese, and triscuits and chicken in a biscuit crackers, so I legit think that's the extent of my plan for the big "new years eve" tomorrow. Hey, you could do worse than a little snack assortment tray, TBH.
People who are fans of Stranger Things are hit or miss, but it's really insane how at one point, that show was such a cultural juggernaut. A licencing company I worked for couldn't acquire it, but our sales for Ghostbusters and Eggo Waffles merch all surged, just from the Stranger Things effect.
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
People who are fans of Stranger Things are hit or miss, but it's really insane how at one point, that show was such a cultural juggernaut. A licencing company I worked for couldn't acquire it, but our sales for Ghostbusters and Eggo Waffles merch all surged, just from the Stranger Things effect.
Wow, great guess. I haven't seen this one in awhile, but it's always a fun time.
Framed #1390
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Framed #1390
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
framed.wtf
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wow, great guess. I haven't seen this one in awhile, but it's always a fun time.
Framed #1390
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Framed #1390
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God lord, is my rib pain just even worse today. It hurts to sit, hurts to stand. And changing the Gremlin's diapers is excruciating. I'm about to down a handful of ibuprofen and hope she seriously takes it easy on me for the rest of the day, until at least later when my wife comes home.
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
God lord, is my rib pain just even worse today. It hurts to sit, hurts to stand. And changing the Gremlin's diapers is excruciating. I'm about to down a handful of ibuprofen and hope she seriously takes it easy on me for the rest of the day, until at least later when my wife comes home.
This whole week is wack. And for the longest time, I kept thinking Thursday was NYE. No idea what's going on anymore, lol.
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This whole week is wack. And for the longest time, I kept thinking Thursday was NYE. No idea what's going on anymore, lol.
Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025
I just told my dad that I've always thought he looks like the lead singer from the Butthole Surfers, how's your Monday going?
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just told my dad that I've always thought he looks like the lead singer from the Butthole Surfers, how's your Monday going?
Good lord, Joe Pesci's wife in Casino (1995). Why he threw it all away, to get whacked in a cornfield, just to bang a crack-addled Sharon Stone, I'll never understand.
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good lord, Joe Pesci's wife in Casino (1995). Why he threw it all away, to get whacked in a cornfield, just to bang a crack-addled Sharon Stone, I'll never understand.
Rolling into 2026 like...
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Rolling into 2026 like...
"Now youse can't leave"
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Now youse can't leave"
The Naked Dune: 33 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Naked Dune: 33 1/3
So I know that everything generally sucks these days, but does anyone else just feel perpetually pissy? Like I feel as if I've been in a neverending bad mood, and everything seems to get on my nerves anymore. I hate being so negative, but I'm just tired and pissy all of the time.
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So I know that everything generally sucks these days, but does anyone else just feel perpetually pissy? Like I feel as if I've been in a neverending bad mood, and everything seems to get on my nerves anymore. I hate being so negative, but I'm just tired and pissy all of the time.
It's awfully windy outside today. If I had to guess, I'm thinking at some point the internet will be out today. Time to dust off the VCR for later (although no joke, I've been meaning to take ours apart and thoroughly clean the tape heads).
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's awfully windy outside today. If I had to guess, I'm thinking at some point the internet will be out today. Time to dust off the VCR for later (although no joke, I've been meaning to take ours apart and thoroughly clean the tape heads).
Our house is still sort of a disaster post-xmas, but I've slowly been working to get it back to some form of previous semblance.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our house is still sort of a disaster post-xmas, but I've slowly been working to get it back to some form of previous semblance.
Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me at the beginning of 2025 vs me at the end of 2025.
I sliced my finger open on a damn coffee can liner while cleaning up in the kitchen, and although I put a bandage on it, and told Victoria (AKA the Gremlin) I had a "boo-boo" and to leave it alone, she keeps trying to bite it, bloody bandage and all. She may or may not be a vampire.
a man in a suit is sitting next to a kermit the frog puppet on a book .
Alt: Kermit the Frog with vampire teeth, biting Vincent Price
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December 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I sliced my finger open on a damn coffee can liner while cleaning up in the kitchen, and although I put a bandage on it, and told Victoria (AKA the Gremlin) I had a "boo-boo" and to leave it alone, she keeps trying to bite it, bloody bandage and all. She may or may not be a vampire.
Good lord does my local team *perpetually* stink. If only they didn't go all-in with that washed-up sexual predator a few years ago, but the Browns organization just loves being unwatchable dog-shit. Ruff ruff. 🐶🏈
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Good lord does my local team *perpetually* stink. If only they didn't go all-in with that washed-up sexual predator a few years ago, but the Browns organization just loves being unwatchable dog-shit. Ruff ruff. 🐶🏈
For Xmas my wife surprised me with a gift card for her Nintendo Switch. I've never really played it, but last night I decided to look around on the Nintendo e-store, and good lord do I struggle with its controller (and this is a dude who easily mastered the N64 controller of chaos).
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
For Xmas my wife surprised me with a gift card for her Nintendo Switch. I've never really played it, but last night I decided to look around on the Nintendo e-store, and good lord do I struggle with its controller (and this is a dude who easily mastered the N64 controller of chaos).
My wife told me this morning that now apparently we are at war with Iran. That's fun. Happy Sunday.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My wife told me this morning that now apparently we are at war with Iran. That's fun. Happy Sunday.
An old friend of mine from highschool said she didn't like Sinners (2025), and not to get my hopes up, but she also strongly recommended Poolhall Junkies (2002) to me back in the day, and that was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
An old friend of mine from highschool said she didn't like Sinners (2025), and not to get my hopes up, but she also strongly recommended Poolhall Junkies (2002) to me back in the day, and that was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.