kelly
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i will always mix up Dead Souls and Dark Souls
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i will always mix up Dead Souls and Dark Souls
tbh i do not have a growth mindset
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
tbh i do not have a growth mindset
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
brb sending this to my ex
Seriously: You don't need to prerinse your dishes. Wirecutter ran 17 different dishwashers loaded with crusty, stubborn food stains. Even with zero prerinsing, each machine almost always did a fantastic job. nyti.ms/47Y1CDI
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
brb sending this to my ex
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
always surprised when i remember biden is alive
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
always surprised when i remember biden is alive
brutal
With Indiana's close win today and Northwestern's loss last night, we've seen a passing of the torch:
The FBS record for most all-time losses has been passed from the Hoosiers (715) to the Wildcats (716).
The FBS record for most all-time losses has been passed from the Hoosiers (715) to the Wildcats (716).
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
brutal
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generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
happy emotion rerelease day to all who celebrate
October 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
happy emotion rerelease day to all who celebrate
halloween for dogs: no ghosts or ghouls, just a vacuum cleaner and an empty plastic bag
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
halloween for dogs: no ghosts or ghouls, just a vacuum cleaner and an empty plastic bag
just wait until taylor swift learns about dido and aeneas
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
just wait until taylor swift learns about dido and aeneas
found a great lil spot on the floor for my beer 20 mins before remembering the music box has CUP HOLDERS now
October 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
found a great lil spot on the floor for my beer 20 mins before remembering the music box has CUP HOLDERS now
suddenly every restaurant in chicago is a tavern pizza restaurant
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
suddenly every restaurant in chicago is a tavern pizza restaurant
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
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<diligently updating the list of career paths on the university’s “Major in Mathematics!” poster>
May 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
<diligently updating the list of career paths on the university’s “Major in Mathematics!” poster>
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POPE YES
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
POPE YES
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What terrible news! As a Northwestern graduate, I’m electrified with rage — livid, livid with excitement — shocked — this is a nightmare, yes, it’s positively dreamlike — I mean, to attack Northwestern and the Ivy League at the same time like this, look, what can you say www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/u...
Trump administration freezes $1 billion in federal funding for Cornell University, $790 million for Northwestern University | CNN
The Trump administration is freezing $790 million in federal funding to Northwestern University and more than $1 billion in funding to Cornell University, a White House official told CNN.
www.cnn.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What terrible news! As a Northwestern graduate, I’m electrified with rage — livid, livid with excitement — shocked — this is a nightmare, yes, it’s positively dreamlike — I mean, to attack Northwestern and the Ivy League at the same time like this, look, what can you say www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/u...
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Most people sleep barefoot. But for the chronically chilly, slipping on some socks just might be a shortcut to a cozy night’s rest.
How a Pair of Old Socks Cured My Insomnia
Most people sleep barefoot. But for the chronically chilly, slipping on some socks just might be a shortcut to a cozy night’s rest.
nyti.ms
February 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Most people sleep barefoot. But for the chronically chilly, slipping on some socks just might be a shortcut to a cozy night’s rest.