Erica Garraffa
@ericagarraffa.bsky.social
Voice Actor, Singer, Menace
Pinned
🚀MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!🚀
TO SPY A STAR is out on audio today!
Thanks to Erica @ericagarraffa.bsky.social for the amazing narration - her character work for Lilline, Lauden, Pin, and Granny Kissy, etc. is outstanding!
✨Available on all platforms (Wide and Audible):
books2read.com/tospyastar
TO SPY A STAR is out on audio today!
Thanks to Erica @ericagarraffa.bsky.social for the amazing narration - her character work for Lilline, Lauden, Pin, and Granny Kissy, etc. is outstanding!
✨Available on all platforms (Wide and Audible):
books2read.com/tospyastar
Check it out! 🚀✨
POV I have been mildly inconvenienced
September 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
POV I have been mildly inconvenienced
"Mommy, I have a boo-boo!" my two year old says, pointing to her skinned knee.
"You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle
"You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Mommy, I have a boo-boo!" my two year old says, pointing to her skinned knee.
"You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle
"You have a boo-boo too!" she exclaims, referring to a freckle I have on my stomach, as she yanks my shirt straight up in the middle of the Aldi dairy aisle
Hey hi hello if you are reading or plan on reading Project Hail Mary there is a trailer out for the new movie and you CANNOT WATCH IT.
If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.
If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.
June 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey hi hello if you are reading or plan on reading Project Hail Mary there is a trailer out for the new movie and you CANNOT WATCH IT.
If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.
If it pops up on your feed somewhere, skip it immediately unless you want the best part spoiled for you.
My grocery store sets out a basket of free fruit for kids to eat while you shop and some sly little malcontent keeps throwing a whole ass raw plantain in there.
June 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My grocery store sets out a basket of free fruit for kids to eat while you shop and some sly little malcontent keeps throwing a whole ass raw plantain in there.
Tampa peeps, this Friday I'm shaking the dust off my improv skills for your entertainment and/or derision!
Join us, won't you?
carrollwoodcenter.org/calendar/tam...
Join us, won't you?
carrollwoodcenter.org/calendar/tam...
June 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tampa peeps, this Friday I'm shaking the dust off my improv skills for your entertainment and/or derision!
Join us, won't you?
carrollwoodcenter.org/calendar/tam...
Join us, won't you?
carrollwoodcenter.org/calendar/tam...
Reposted by Erica Garraffa
I was born 150 years too late, because I could really go for a doctor sending me off to the seaside for some air and insisting I stay absolutely zootled on laudanum the whole time
June 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I was born 150 years too late, because I could really go for a doctor sending me off to the seaside for some air and insisting I stay absolutely zootled on laudanum the whole time
Reposted by Erica Garraffa
I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just sitting in the blessed solitude of my car where time stands still and nothing bad can possibly happen to me.
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just sitting in the blessed solitude of my car where time stands still and nothing bad can possibly happen to me.
Can't seem to find enough music for your workout playlist to help you power through a set? Were you a traumatized preteen at one point?
Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!
Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Can't seem to find enough music for your workout playlist to help you power through a set? Were you a traumatized preteen at one point?
Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!
Just pull up some of the music 14-year old you listened to, because I can pretty much guarantee they were a much more intense person than you!
There's a new Aldi opening five minutes from my house this week and let me tell you I am "more excited about this than I ever have been for any concert or convention" years old.
June 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There's a new Aldi opening five minutes from my house this week and let me tell you I am "more excited about this than I ever have been for any concert or convention" years old.
My kid said I was almost as pretty as Minnie Mouse it's a big day for me
June 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My kid said I was almost as pretty as Minnie Mouse it's a big day for me
Reposted by Erica Garraffa
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Who could have foreseen this turn of events?
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Who could have foreseen this turn of events?
Amidst all the Hunter Schafer Zelda rumors, allow me to double down on my assertion that Morgan Davies needs to play Link.
A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?
A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Amidst all the Hunter Schafer Zelda rumors, allow me to double down on my assertion that Morgan Davies needs to play Link.
A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?
A beautiful blonde boy who looks like he's about 5 ft tall and weighs approximately ten apples, but still seems ready to square up at all times. What more do you need?
Reposted by Erica Garraffa
I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.
Pissed off one of the locals while power washing the back patio
June 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pissed off one of the locals while power washing the back patio
I asked my two year old to draw our dog, Viggy, and I don't think I could have captured his very essence this well.
May 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I asked my two year old to draw our dog, Viggy, and I don't think I could have captured his very essence this well.
I saw someone on here say "If your life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and laundry, then it's actually an endless cycle of home cooked meals and fresh clean clothes," and I really needed that perspective today
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I saw someone on here say "If your life is an endless cycle of dirty dishes and laundry, then it's actually an endless cycle of home cooked meals and fresh clean clothes," and I really needed that perspective today
Post chicken tacos today for no reason at all
May 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Post chicken tacos today for no reason at all
Adventure Time is just what would happen if two straight white teenage boys played a DND campaign run by women and queer people.
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Adventure Time is just what would happen if two straight white teenage boys played a DND campaign run by women and queer people.
Reposted by Erica Garraffa
when I think back to all the music that has truly moved me during my life - to songs that have been so powerfully emotional as to change the very trajectory of what I think it means to be human - I can't help but think about how much better it would be if some soulless shitty fuckin robot made them
May 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
when I think back to all the music that has truly moved me during my life - to songs that have been so powerfully emotional as to change the very trajectory of what I think it means to be human - I can't help but think about how much better it would be if some soulless shitty fuckin robot made them
Me, a former ballroom dance instructor, ready to ruin my knees all over again now that Tiktok is making the samba whisk popular #blueshirtguy
a cartoon turtle says my time has come
ALT: a cartoon turtle says my time has come
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May 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Me, a former ballroom dance instructor, ready to ruin my knees all over again now that Tiktok is making the samba whisk popular #blueshirtguy
I'm convinced that @chucktingle.bsky.social and Quan Millz are just seelie and unseelie versions of the same creature
May 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm convinced that @chucktingle.bsky.social and Quan Millz are just seelie and unseelie versions of the same creature
Tampa/Brandon folks, ICE has set up a checkpoint at the Brandon exit of I-75, so if you plan on being out that way today, I would recommend finding an alternate route to avoid delays.
May 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Tampa/Brandon folks, ICE has set up a checkpoint at the Brandon exit of I-75, so if you plan on being out that way today, I would recommend finding an alternate route to avoid delays.