Goat Laufeyjarson
@ergigoat.bsky.social
They/Them/Theirs
lokean völva and hermit | artist | skaldic shitposter | catholic heretic
Hospitality Not Hate 💖
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lokean völva and hermit | artist | skaldic shitposter | catholic heretic
Hospitality Not Hate 💖
linktr.ee/ergigoat
Thinking about making adding some rosaries to my $hop~🌹📿
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Thinking about making adding some rosaries to my $hop~🌹📿
"You're not a real Christian because you worship Mary!"
Then what does that say about you who worship those who would have assaulted her?
Then what does that say about you who worship those who would have assaulted her?
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"You're not a real Christian because you worship Mary!"
Then what does that say about you who worship those who would have assaulted her?
Then what does that say about you who worship those who would have assaulted her?
Finished edits on this post about my Delay, Deny, Defend, Depose bindrune while in a hospital bed~😅
wp.me/p95i4N-7F
wp.me/p95i4N-7F
~DDDD Bindrune Guide~
To me this represents a catalyst for all the rage and grief for-profit insurance has caused me and so many others to flow through. A well of energy to be drawn from for strength, comfort and luck d…
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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Finished edits on this post about my Delay, Deny, Defend, Depose bindrune while in a hospital bed~😅
wp.me/p95i4N-7F
wp.me/p95i4N-7F
Reposted by Goat Laufeyjarson
it can't be emphasized enough that The Satanic Temple's reaction to widespread misinformation crediting TST with work they weren't actually doing was
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
it can't be emphasized enough that The Satanic Temple's reaction to widespread misinformation crediting TST with work they weren't actually doing was
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
a) lean into the rumor
b) try to siphon money to TST while
c) taking credit for *other* people donating to food banks in TST's name
which is typical
Reposted by Goat Laufeyjarson
Where the COVID surge is "very high" and what to watch for this winter
www.axios.com/2025/11/08/c...
www.axios.com/2025/11/08/c...
Where the COVID surge is "very high" and what to watch for this winter
The United States has seen cases rise throughout the country.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Where the COVID surge is "very high" and what to watch for this winter
www.axios.com/2025/11/08/c...
www.axios.com/2025/11/08/c...
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Reposted by Goat Laufeyjarson
Y'know that Haiku Edda thing I've occasionally posted about? Well, I'm pleased to unveil the cover art, designed by @ergigoat.bsky.social
And for anyone that's interested, here's the first poem from the book in full:
layofthenorthsea.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/h...
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #NorthSeaPoet
And for anyone that's interested, here's the first poem from the book in full:
layofthenorthsea.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/h...
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #NorthSeaPoet
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Y'know that Haiku Edda thing I've occasionally posted about? Well, I'm pleased to unveil the cover art, designed by @ergigoat.bsky.social
And for anyone that's interested, here's the first poem from the book in full:
layofthenorthsea.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/h...
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #NorthSeaPoet
And for anyone that's interested, here's the first poem from the book in full:
layofthenorthsea.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/h...
#HeathenSky #PaganSky #NorthSeaPoet
A ritual that can help with resting and recharging while sleeping under the 🌕~
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ko-fi.com/post/BATH-BE...
BATH BED & BEYOND 💀
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November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A ritual that can help with resting and recharging while sleeping under the 🌕~
ko-fi.com/post/BATH-BE...
ko-fi.com/post/BATH-BE...
*youth pastor voice*
"You know who is both an Alpha and Omega–"
"You know who is both an Alpha and Omega–"
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*youth pastor voice*
"You know who is both an Alpha and Omega–"
"You know who is both an Alpha and Omega–"
I have ADHD, my religion is the only thing "organized" about me~ 🥁
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have ADHD, my religion is the only thing "organized" about me~ 🥁
Some of my personal prayer beads~💀📿⸸
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Some of my personal prayer beads~💀📿⸸
Been working on glitch art to try and show what I see while seiðing.
⚔️👁💨
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November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Been working on glitch art to try and show what I see while seiðing.
⚔️👁💨
⚔️👁💨
You got your memento mori on my harvest festival!
You got your harvest festival on my memento mori!
🎃💀🦇
You got your harvest festival on my memento mori!
🎃💀🦇
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You got your memento mori on my harvest festival!
You got your harvest festival on my memento mori!
🎃💀🦇
You got your harvest festival on my memento mori!
🎃💀🦇
Conversion therapy is a form of child sacrifice. 💅👀
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Conversion therapy is a form of child sacrifice. 💅👀
Cutting SNAP for a tyrant's tantrum is a form of child sacrifice. 👀☕️
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Cutting SNAP for a tyrant's tantrum is a form of child sacrifice. 👀☕️
Happy Hel-oween~
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy Hel-oween~
genAI prompters are to art what incels are to sex
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
genAI prompters are to art what incels are to sex
There's a story about St. Teresa of Ávila travelling to a convent during a storm. After a mighty wind knocked her off the road she looked up to admonish God, habit covered in mud:
"If this is how You treat Your friends, no wonder You have so few of them!"
What a mood XD
"If this is how You treat Your friends, no wonder You have so few of them!"
What a mood XD
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There's a story about St. Teresa of Ávila travelling to a convent during a storm. After a mighty wind knocked her off the road she looked up to admonish God, habit covered in mud:
"If this is how You treat Your friends, no wonder You have so few of them!"
What a mood XD
"If this is how You treat Your friends, no wonder You have so few of them!"
What a mood XD
IBM internal training document, 1979
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
IBM internal training document, 1979
Reposted by Goat Laufeyjarson
The beguiling of Gylfi... is Snorri's prose rendition of Norse Myth, written to explain to Christian Icelanders what their poetics meant.
I thought it'd be fun to render it into verse. The first part's here...
#HeathenSky
I thought it'd be fun to render it into verse. The first part's here...
#HeathenSky
In the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained, @mathjones.bsky.social has fun rewriting the opening of the Gylfaginning (part of the PROSE Edda!) as Viking verse.
alliteration.net/poetry/the-o... #alliterion #poetry #Norse #alliterative #Mythology #Viking #folklore #medievalsky #poetrylovers
alliteration.net/poetry/the-o... #alliterion #poetry #Norse #alliterative #Mythology #Viking #folklore #medievalsky #poetrylovers
The Opening of the Gylfaginning, by Math Jones
... His name is All-Father, / but others he's had / in the tongue of the Old-yard, / twelve in number ...
alliteration.net
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The beguiling of Gylfi... is Snorri's prose rendition of Norse Myth, written to explain to Christian Icelanders what their poetics meant.
I thought it'd be fun to render it into verse. The first part's here...
#HeathenSky
I thought it'd be fun to render it into verse. The first part's here...
#HeathenSky
Many credit Odin's eagle form with bringing the Mead of Poetry.
But there was a hawk tuah~
But there was a hawk tuah~
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Many credit Odin's eagle form with bringing the Mead of Poetry.
But there was a hawk tuah~
But there was a hawk tuah~
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Weeb stickers. The last one references Sigyn, Loki's wife, and is from @ergigoat.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Weeb stickers. The last one references Sigyn, Loki's wife, and is from @ergigoat.bsky.social
Reposted by Goat Laufeyjarson
the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no
October 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no