Impulse, Ardent Sympathizer
@eotimpulse.bsky.social
I'm just happy to be here
I live in Ohio and believe in privacy so right now I cannot access DMs on here. Please contact me via Discord in the following link:
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I live in Ohio and believe in privacy so right now I cannot access DMs on here. Please contact me via Discord in the following link:
https://ayumbhara.carrd.co/
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Also, the entire of The Dilbert Project by the late, great Kaleb Horton is permanently etched into my brain
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
The D*lbert Project
It was 2013, I was starting to develop a Twitter following, and I was mad that media people seemed to be having a good time. So I thought I’d use Twitter as a way to freak them out. That was my entire...
kalebhorton.ghost.io
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Also, the entire of The Dilbert Project by the late, great Kaleb Horton is permanently etched into my brain
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
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I love the whole of this one by @hausofdecline.bsky.social but I'm considering getting a tattoo of just that last panel because it's so perfect
Honorable mention to the @florkofcows.bsky.social Mr Business arc
Honorable mention to the @florkofcows.bsky.social Mr Business arc
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love the whole of this one by @hausofdecline.bsky.social but I'm considering getting a tattoo of just that last panel because it's so perfect
Honorable mention to the @florkofcows.bsky.social Mr Business arc
Honorable mention to the @florkofcows.bsky.social Mr Business arc
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I never thought Jeff Bezos was in the Epstein Files, but now I’m absolutely sure of it.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I never thought Jeff Bezos was in the Epstein Files, but now I’m absolutely sure of it.
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My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
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A better world is possible if we have the will to create it
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Far-right former president Jair Bolsonaro arrested in Brazil
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from the capital
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A better world is possible if we have the will to create it
Enormously popular compromise* positions that Democrats love to negotiate away from
*from hard leftist positions
*from hard leftist positions
Data for Progress just did a nationwide poll on his policies.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Enormously popular compromise* positions that Democrats love to negotiate away from
*from hard leftist positions
*from hard leftist positions
If you're wondering what everyone is tiptoeing around, it's really crappy sexts between that reporter and RFK Jr. I saw half of one line and immediately noped out. That stuff is not meant for public consumption. Save yourselves the suffering.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
If you're wondering what everyone is tiptoeing around, it's really crappy sexts between that reporter and RFK Jr. I saw half of one line and immediately noped out. That stuff is not meant for public consumption. Save yourselves the suffering.
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Properties meant for children don't need to have "dark & edgy" versions of them to appeal to adults, adults need to learn how to have fun again.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Properties meant for children don't need to have "dark & edgy" versions of them to appeal to adults, adults need to learn how to have fun again.
It's true. You have to be worth at least $500 billion. You don't need to be worth any more than that though.
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton
www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's true. You have to be worth at least $500 billion. You don't need to be worth any more than that though.
Repeatedly using Russell's Paradox as a pickup line until I am banned from every bar in Cincinnati
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Repeatedly using Russell's Paradox as a pickup line until I am banned from every bar in Cincinnati
An actor on Star Trek has the same first + last name as me. I just read about some with the similar pattern for my dad being arrested. Now I'm wondering when my mom will show up.
My sister's name sounds like some 17th century Russian or Austrian princess but Google didn't bring up anything.
My sister's name sounds like some 17th century Russian or Austrian princess but Google didn't bring up anything.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
An actor on Star Trek has the same first + last name as me. I just read about some with the similar pattern for my dad being arrested. Now I'm wondering when my mom will show up.
My sister's name sounds like some 17th century Russian or Austrian princess but Google didn't bring up anything.
My sister's name sounds like some 17th century Russian or Austrian princess but Google didn't bring up anything.
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"You are in complete control of your health" is one of the biggest lies our society has created
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"You are in complete control of your health" is one of the biggest lies our society has created
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Allos turn everything into a sex thing
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Allos turn everything into a sex thing
You ever get like 90% of the way through writing a skeet and realize it's garbage and delete? I do that at least a couple times a day. It's healthy.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You ever get like 90% of the way through writing a skeet and realize it's garbage and delete? I do that at least a couple times a day. It's healthy.
Mamdani should try to set up a weekly phone call or something just to keep stringing Trump along
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Mamdani should try to set up a weekly phone call or something just to keep stringing Trump along
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Annihilation
sorry for rewilding your wife. I hope it's some consolation to look at all the flora and fauna that are thriving inside her
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Annihilation
TBH if I were still playing MTG I would consider creating an Edge of Eternities set cube
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
TBH if I were still playing MTG I would consider creating an Edge of Eternities set cube
Floats and doors, the two worst things in gamedev
Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2".
I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads):
mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads):
mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
Tom Forsyth (@TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place)
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Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may heard of called "Half Life 2". Are you sitting comfortably? Then I sha...
mastodon.gamedev.place
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Floats and doors, the two worst things in gamedev
The problem, as was pointed out a while back, is that evicting Rainbow Capitalism doesn't get us Luxury Automated Gay Space Communism, it just hands victory to the people shouting slurs in Target (pre-capitulation)
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The problem, as was pointed out a while back, is that evicting Rainbow Capitalism doesn't get us Luxury Automated Gay Space Communism, it just hands victory to the people shouting slurs in Target (pre-capitulation)
There's a universe (ours, inshallah) where this meeting permanently rewires Trump's brain
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There's a universe (ours, inshallah) where this meeting permanently rewires Trump's brain
Symphony and Metallica, of course
Which reminds me of one of my favorite New Yorker corrections
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Symphony and Metallica, of course
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller