Elysium Office of Disaster Management
@eodm.gunmetolymp.us
Helping Elysium before, during, and after disasters 🔥🌊💨🌋
All posts represent the official view of the EODM, unless Neomea forgot to log out, in which case they don’t
Fan account of The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying
All posts represent the official view of the EODM, unless Neomea forgot to log out, in which case they don’t
Fan account of The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying
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We have many amazing employees here at #TeamEODM, but we think you’ll be especially excited to meet our social media intern, Neomea!
Feel free to ask her anything about working at EODM, or about herself! She'll be replying to all your questions!
Feel free to ask her anything about working at EODM, or about herself! She'll be replying to all your questions!
Weather machine broke. Sorry about intense southerly buster.
June 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Weather machine broke. Sorry about intense southerly buster.
Wearing Sunscreen is important so that your skin stays vibrant and youthful for your lovers' enjoyment! Just remember to slip, slop, slap!
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat!
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat!
Today is National Sunscreen Day!
@eodm.gunmetolymp.us Are you planning a campaign to increase awareness about the importance of using sunscreen to protect the skin from damage caused by the sun’s harmful ultraviolet rays?
@eodm.gunmetolymp.us Are you planning a campaign to increase awareness about the importance of using sunscreen to protect the skin from damage caused by the sun’s harmful ultraviolet rays?
May 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Wearing Sunscreen is important so that your skin stays vibrant and youthful for your lovers' enjoyment! Just remember to slip, slop, slap!
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat!
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat!
Crowd control is vitally important, but ultimately the responsibility of the event organisers.
Our advice? Look out for one another, keep an eye on your drinks, have some naloxone (narcan) handy, use sunscreen, and stay hydrated!
Our advice? Look out for one another, keep an eye on your drinks, have some naloxone (narcan) handy, use sunscreen, and stay hydrated!
@eodm.gunmetolymp.us How can we stay safe during this year's Elysium Coachella?
I'm really concerned about crowd control. Last year @dolphin.gunmetolymp.us spiked @wisdom.gunmetolymp.us's punch, so we couldn't use her owls to monitor the crowds since all they would do is fly around in circles.
I'm really concerned about crowd control. Last year @dolphin.gunmetolymp.us spiked @wisdom.gunmetolymp.us's punch, so we couldn't use her owls to monitor the crowds since all they would do is fly around in circles.
April 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Crowd control is vitally important, but ultimately the responsibility of the event organisers.
Our advice? Look out for one another, keep an eye on your drinks, have some naloxone (narcan) handy, use sunscreen, and stay hydrated!
Our advice? Look out for one another, keep an eye on your drinks, have some naloxone (narcan) handy, use sunscreen, and stay hydrated!
friendly reminder to refrain from using electrical appliances in wet areas to prevent risk of electrocution… there are much safer ways to do electroplay
I've heard rumors that @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us would fuck a toaster.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
friendly reminder to refrain from using electrical appliances in wet areas to prevent risk of electrocution… there are much safer ways to do electroplay
Because of @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us’s propensity to yeet out babies at escape velocity, the #EODM’s remit extends to non-terrestrial hazards too! You wouldn’t want some space debris falling on your house, now would you?
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Because of @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us’s propensity to yeet out babies at escape velocity, the #EODM’s remit extends to non-terrestrial hazards too! You wouldn’t want some space debris falling on your house, now would you?
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It is important to remember this day, when our Lord Hades carved herself into being. We come in all shapes in sizes, from @broodingbutch.gunmetolymp.us the largest of us, to @chosenofares.bsky.social who's rage within her is larger than her body. As always, salute the flag. 🫡🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We like you Beth!
Fostering community and combatting loneliness is a vital element of maintaining social cohesion. That’s why the #EODM wants to invite you to our weekly community football game and sausage sizzle, where we pit our shift teams against each other!
Love,
Your friends at the #EODM
Fostering community and combatting loneliness is a vital element of maintaining social cohesion. That’s why the #EODM wants to invite you to our weekly community football game and sausage sizzle, where we pit our shift teams against each other!
Love,
Your friends at the #EODM
i am so fucking lonely none of the hades calculus characters even like me wait no this isnt a post stop
The juxtaposition. Of a Stephanie. And a Bethany. Implies. That it is only proper. For a Bethleighynn. To be juxtaposed. With a Stephleighynn. And yet. There is no Stephleighynn. Another enormous flaw. Of the lazy worldbuilding. Indulged by my hated progenitor.
March 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Disaster management needs to be considerate of the needs of all Elysians. This is why all of our evacuation centres are certified lactation friendly spaces.
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Disaster management needs to be considerate of the needs of all Elysians. This is why all of our evacuation centres are certified lactation friendly spaces.
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YOU CAN'T SPELL LOVE WITHOUT LESBIANS. OR OVULATION. OR VOLTRON. OR ESTROGEN.
March 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
YOU CAN'T SPELL LOVE WITHOUT LESBIANS. OR OVULATION. OR VOLTRON. OR ESTROGEN.
The draft incident report is now over 1,500 words...
March 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The draft incident report is now over 1,500 words...
I just realised that we’re getting very close to 100 followers…
If we break 100, I have authorisation to release the full un-redacted report on the EODM’s most recent Level 3 incident (read: Gunmetal Olympus fanfic).
If we break 100, I have authorisation to release the full un-redacted report on the EODM’s most recent Level 3 incident (read: Gunmetal Olympus fanfic).
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I just realised that we’re getting very close to 100 followers…
If we break 100, I have authorisation to release the full un-redacted report on the EODM’s most recent Level 3 incident (read: Gunmetal Olympus fanfic).
If we break 100, I have authorisation to release the full un-redacted report on the EODM’s most recent Level 3 incident (read: Gunmetal Olympus fanfic).
Just because your relationship is a disaster doesn’t mean we’re going to manage it for you
March 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just because your relationship is a disaster doesn’t mean we’re going to manage it for you
This morning I introduced the #EODM’s first ever community noticeboard… for no reason whatsoever
Yes, pornography is distributed to promote our nude wrestling classes. I will keep it in distribution until I have a 100% enrollment and completion rate in our beloved oiled up nude wrestling class.
Yes, we offer classes on oiled up nude wrestling. Yes, sometimes the gods watch our athletes wrestle. No, I don't have footage of Hades and Zeus oiled up and nude in a wrestling match. Not yet anyway.
March 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This morning I introduced the #EODM’s first ever community noticeboard… for no reason whatsoever
wearing proper protective equipment is sexy
WEAR YOUR FUCKIN PPE
March 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
wearing proper protective equipment is sexy
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Our fandom is deranged.
If safety is your number one priority, we recommend having all your dishware made of plastic or metal. It may be less pleasant to eat, but at least you won’t be getting pieces of glass nonconsensually inserted into you.
March 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Our fandom is deranged.
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GOOD MORNING OLYMPUS. AND TO THE MANY READERS AND FOLLOWERS OF TRANSFEMININE ART. INFINITE BLESSINGS TO YOU.
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
GOOD MORNING OLYMPUS. AND TO THE MANY READERS AND FOLLOWERS OF TRANSFEMININE ART. INFINITE BLESSINGS TO YOU.
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Here ya go! thank you 100 followers, I hope you enjoy.
Hades is a Truck in the Year 1999. Part 1. www.scribblehub.com/read/1486264...
Hades Is a Truck in the year 1999 - Hades Is a Truck in the year 1999 | Scribble Hub
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March 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Here ya go! thank you 100 followers, I hope you enjoy.
This would be very popular with our staff on long night shifts when nothing is happening
There should be a lesbian streaming service with movies and shows that have lesbians or at the very least hot and interesting women in them
March 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This would be very popular with our staff on long night shifts when nothing is happening
i’m really eepy and need someone to manage this emergency 🥺
March 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i’m really eepy and need someone to manage this emergency 🥺
My king, does this proclamation constitute an official change to the EODM uniform requirements?
I HAVE GATHERED ALL OF THE CLOTHING MANUFACTURORS IN ELYSIUM IN ONE ROOM. I HAVE TOLD THEM THAT THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL GET TO LEAVE IS BY COMMITTING TO A 90% COWKINI 10% REGULAR CLOTHES RATIO GOING FORWARD. THANK YOU.
...does Elysium have cowkinis?
March 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My king, does this proclamation constitute an official change to the EODM uniform requirements?
During a disaster response, having the right equipment is incredibly important. That’s why we need our Machinery Operations Officer, or MOO!
THE WOMEN YEARN TO MOO.
Chuckling about Memory of Olympus abbreviating to MoO.
March 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
During a disaster response, having the right equipment is incredibly important. That’s why we need our Machinery Operations Officer, or MOO!
That doesn’t sound very conducive to public safety…
I’m going to tell my acolytes to start hanging out knives to the public. Elysium really needs a stabbier populace
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
That doesn’t sound very conducive to public safety…
The Hades Crisisus ⛈️
The Hades Snackulus 🍪
The Hades Quackulus 🦆
March 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Hades Crisisus ⛈️
This is why having adequate safety signage is important. Work health and safety is not necessarily #EODM’s remit, but our HR team tells me that good signage helps prevent workplace hazards like this.
March 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is why having adequate safety signage is important. Work health and safety is not necessarily #EODM’s remit, but our HR team tells me that good signage helps prevent workplace hazards like this.