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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈
@enbyalchemist.bsky.social
34 ~ He/They ~ 🔞 no minors ~ 🪦🕊️

☀️ Ed’s little brother 。◕ ‿ ◕。
🧀 Mac & Cheese Enthusiast
🎨 Before you ask — yes, I’m that artist. 🤫
🗣️ Certified Yapper
Get that boy in the holiday spirit!!!
his stupid son in his stupid bonnet
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
1. Nine Inch Nails
2. Nothing But Thieves
3. My Chemical Romance
4. TWRP
5. Grandson
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen!

- My Chemical Romance (x4!)
- New Found Glory
- TWRP
- Green Day
- Protomen
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen!

uhhhhhhhhhhh, hold on

Miku Hatsune/Lady Gaga
Rise Against
Hollywood Undead/Papa Roach/Falling in Reverse
Too many bands to name at like...3 different Warped Tours

my brain is too dead to remember others so uhhh I'm gonna see BBNO$ in March
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You’d think that my brother is trying to feel me up, but 10/10 times he’s looking for his vape 😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Love when I say “maybe DON’T ask him about his belongings right now” goes straight over her dense fuckin head I SWEAR
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Please I just want to feel comfortable
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know I’m having a bad sensory day when my clothes feel wrong on my skin and I wanna rip my hair out for even brushing against my face
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The mood drop 💀💀💀💀
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate that the things I want for Christmas are not tangible things or they’re like ordinary not-fun things lmao. But they stress me out and that’s all I CAN focus on
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m not gonna cry in a Home Depot, that’s so lame hhhhhrgh
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m so furious with myself godDAMMIT.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What is it about him in tank tops that makes me wanna go feral real bad
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wild concept: voicing being uncomfortable with something and the other person being like “okay I won’t do it then” without being passive aggressive or laying a trap and they actually care about not hurting me???????????
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sigh I don’t wanna care about anyone liking me at work I just wanna do work and be paid so why won’t my brain shut up.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m fucking dyiiiiing IBS trying to to take me out 🫠🫠🫠
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I can’t wait for the day she don’t take away from things he enjoys.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me & @transalchemist.bsky.social speculating about a decal on a car:

“What IS that??”
“Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??”
“Is it chainsaw man?”
“Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??”
“What? Does he?”
“Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Keep pushing, see what happens.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh you weren’t uncomfortable? Let me fix that for you.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just washed 8 years out of my brain LMFAOOOO
just watched al crash out trying to figure out the gas pump, and i told him "we're in jersey" and he was like "yeah" FORGETTING AFTER LIVING HERE FOR 8 YEARA THAT THEY PUMP IT FOR YOU
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can’t sleep, I think it’s bc I’m too excited I’m off tomorrow 😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Well if you’re gonna act like that then yeah I’m gonna do me
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
He deserves so much better than this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Calling myself out as a Libra because my brother said he’d bring cookies to my work if they looked good enough, and I assumed he meant my co-workers 💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM