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@transalchemist.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ he/him • 32 • no minors •🪦🕊️
🔆 Al's older brother
🏒 hockey nut
🥊 glove dropper
🚩 mentally ill
🔆 Al's older brother
🏒 hockey nut
🥊 glove dropper
🚩 mentally ill
Pinned
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@transalchemist.bsky.social
· Mar 8
the only reason i'm disabled is because god needed a handicap for when it comes time to face me
i am unbearably nauseous
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i am unbearably nauseous
almost crashed tf out at 430 am because i couldn't find my vape
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
almost crashed tf out at 430 am because i couldn't find my vape
al is such a shit, dissing on white bread like some rich asshole, you know and i know we're both fuckin broke shut up 😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
al is such a shit, dissing on white bread like some rich asshole, you know and i know we're both fuckin broke shut up 😂
imagine pissing my brother off before he's had coffee
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
imagine pissing my brother off before he's had coffee
he's just sitting here letting me watch my comfort videos without complaining once
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
he's just sitting here letting me watch my comfort videos without complaining once
just watched al crash out trying to figure out the gas pump, and i told him "we're in jersey" and he was like "yeah" FORGETTING AFTER LIVING HERE FOR 8 YEARA THAT THEY PUMP IT FOR YOU
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
just watched al crash out trying to figure out the gas pump, and i told him "we're in jersey" and he was like "yeah" FORGETTING AFTER LIVING HERE FOR 8 YEARA THAT THEY PUMP IT FOR YOU
just.. why did you have to do this to me though????
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
just.. why did you have to do this to me though????
absolutely fucked that i'm destroyed and she's laughing and in great spirits and trying to hang out with me like we didn't just end a 5 year relationship
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
absolutely fucked that i'm destroyed and she's laughing and in great spirits and trying to hang out with me like we didn't just end a 5 year relationship
i wish i could just be an asshole about this. i wish i could defend myself more. i wish i could be more selfish. i wish this wasn't so complicated. i wish i didn't care. i wish i cared more. i wish i could take back a lot of things. i wish i said more when i had the chance about what was on my mind.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i wish i could just be an asshole about this. i wish i could defend myself more. i wish i could be more selfish. i wish this wasn't so complicated. i wish i didn't care. i wish i cared more. i wish i could take back a lot of things. i wish i said more when i had the chance about what was on my mind.
i almost wish i'd hit the pavement just to focus on actual pain and not this
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i almost wish i'd hit the pavement just to focus on actual pain and not this
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my brother ordered me soup 🥺🥺🥺
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my brother ordered me soup 🥺🥺🥺
i didn't eat shit, i nibbled shit like twice. not bad
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i didn't eat shit, i nibbled shit like twice. not bad
bullying my brother into realizing his doodles and sketches are good by exploiting the "customer is always right" rule
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bullying my brother into realizing his doodles and sketches are good by exploiting the "customer is always right" rule
i like talking to @enbyalchemist.bsky.social too much so clearly it's his fault i can't fall asleep when he's in the room even though he's not talking
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i like talking to @enbyalchemist.bsky.social too much so clearly it's his fault i can't fall asleep when he's in the room even though he's not talking
i just wanna make stupid cookies for my stupid brother
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i just wanna make stupid cookies for my stupid brother
idk why i keep letting him fall asleep on me like this.- i got hip problems and this is the worst position for it
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
idk why i keep letting him fall asleep on me like this.- i got hip problems and this is the worst position for it
no matter what action i take, i feel guilty about it. i hate it. why do two people i know who claim to love me constantly guilt trip me for prioritizing myself for once?
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
no matter what action i take, i feel guilty about it. i hate it. why do two people i know who claim to love me constantly guilt trip me for prioritizing myself for once?
love being reminded of my dad's mortality
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
love being reminded of my dad's mortality
falling asleep on al's chest while falling asleep and watching venture bros is PEAK
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
falling asleep on al's chest while falling asleep and watching venture bros is PEAK
when an unstoppable force (me) meets an immovable object (al)
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
when an unstoppable force (me) meets an immovable object (al)
ed you're fine. there's nothing on you and there's nothing in the house with that smell. chill the fuck out
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ed you're fine. there's nothing on you and there's nothing in the house with that smell. chill the fuck out
my entire day is gonna get held up just watch
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my entire day is gonna get held up just watch