EmShd
@emshd.bsky.social
GenX. She/Her. Lurking like a chronically ill and occasionally bored creeper
This is killing me 😁
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is killing me 😁
I have made this recipe a bunch of times and it always comes out SO GOOD. Although a lot less pretty 😁
The invisible apple cake (gâteau invisible) is so stunning, you’d never guess that it’s as simple as thinly-sliced apples in a vanilla-flecked lemon-scented crêpe batter.
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November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have made this recipe a bunch of times and it always comes out SO GOOD. Although a lot less pretty 😁
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My golden scepter is good for pointing at people in an accusatory manner. But my obsidian scepter is good for banging on the floor to bring order to an unruly crowd. How am I supposed to pick just one to bring on holiday
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My golden scepter is good for pointing at people in an accusatory manner. But my obsidian scepter is good for banging on the floor to bring order to an unruly crowd. How am I supposed to pick just one to bring on holiday
Forgot to set the cold brew up yesterday...
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
Alt: Prince can't believe I forgot to make the coffee
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October 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Forgot to set the cold brew up yesterday...
I think I'm most looking forward to watching Marisha & Aabria cause mayhem while rp'ing the fuck outta Campaign 4 of #criticalrole
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think I'm most looking forward to watching Marisha & Aabria cause mayhem while rp'ing the fuck outta Campaign 4 of #criticalrole
All 3 toys went flat...not happy
a close up of a cat 's face with an angry look on its face
Alt: Angy kitty
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October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All 3 toys went flat...not happy
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Can't even say "shiver me timbers" or call your coworkers "landlubbers" any more without people making all kinds of assumptions about you
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Can't even say "shiver me timbers" or call your coworkers "landlubbers" any more without people making all kinds of assumptions about you
Used a chainsaw for the first time today
a cartoon penguin wearing glasses and a red hat with the words i 'm an adult behind him
ALT: a cartoon penguin wearing glasses and a red hat with the words i 'm an adult behind him
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October 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Used a chainsaw for the first time today
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bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
September 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
This was my life, all day today...
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This was my life, all day today...
I am not very subby but spent the entire time listening to this like
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am not very subby but spent the entire time listening to this like
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Having a sad today, lost one of our bee colonies 😔
a cartoon character is laying on a leaf with a sad look on his face
Alt: a lil bee guy having a cry
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September 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Having a sad today, lost one of our bee colonies 😔
Reading the news about what's going on in London today and I feel sick. I'm a fucking immigrant, just because I'm white doesn't make me any different. Fuck Fascism.
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reading the news about what's going on in London today and I feel sick. I'm a fucking immigrant, just because I'm white doesn't make me any different. Fuck Fascism.
I am never a morning person, but I slept SO HARD last night I've forgotten how to human. Not sure there's enough coffee on the planet, let alone in this house, to recombulate me...
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table
ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table
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September 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I am never a morning person, but I slept SO HARD last night I've forgotten how to human. Not sure there's enough coffee on the planet, let alone in this house, to recombulate me...
Lewdies - can you all feature a bit more of this in your content in the future pleeeeease? Specifically the nice lady in the middle getting well looked after 🫠
Couch co-op 🛋️ (Part 7 of 8)
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Lewdies - can you all feature a bit more of this in your content in the future pleeeeease? Specifically the nice lady in the middle getting well looked after 🫠
Horrendously overstimulated and not in a good way
a cartoon character with a huge mouth and sharp teeth is sitting on a couch with his mouth open .
Alt: Cartoon alien screaming and clawing at his face like Imaboutodoooooooo
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September 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Horrendously overstimulated and not in a good way
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You know what's really fucking rude? Coming in to someone else's house and reorganising their stuff. I know you think you're helping, but unless you've gotten explicit AND enthusiastic consent, don't do it. You're causing a bunch of shame and other shitty feelings. Stop. It.
a woman in a white apron is standing in a bedroom next to a bed
Alt: Mary Poppins silently judging everyone while she tidies up their shit
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September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You know what's really fucking rude? Coming in to someone else's house and reorganising their stuff. I know you think you're helping, but unless you've gotten explicit AND enthusiastic consent, don't do it. You're causing a bunch of shame and other shitty feelings. Stop. It.
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Even more meaningful now
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Even more meaningful now