snot factory
@emru.bsky.social
haunted skeleton. cool aunt. backyard kid in california.
fan of the devil’s lettuce, not of the devil’s advocate.
professional cat herder. a bit too human for tech.
em or emily, she or they.
fan of the devil’s lettuce, not of the devil’s advocate.
professional cat herder. a bit too human for tech.
em or emily, she or they.
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Looking for media recs (books, shows, movies) where the powerful woman who saves the world doesn’t sacrifice herself or lose everyone she loves.
Stranger Things reminded me that powerful women written by men tend to not get what they were fighting for in the end, and I need something different rn.
Stranger Things reminded me that powerful women written by men tend to not get what they were fighting for in the end, and I need something different rn.
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Looking for media recs (books, shows, movies) where the powerful woman who saves the world doesn’t sacrifice herself or lose everyone she loves.
Stranger Things reminded me that powerful women written by men tend to not get what they were fighting for in the end, and I need something different rn.
Stranger Things reminded me that powerful women written by men tend to not get what they were fighting for in the end, and I need something different rn.
I’m legitimately sad. I’ve gotten myself Sprinkles as my birthday treat for probably 15 years. The Newport location was close to my therapist so I’d go get myself a cupcake if I had a particularly hard session. RIP my perfect strawberry cupcake, I’ll always love you.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...
Sprinkles Cupcakes founder confirms bakery chain is closing permanently
The chain started in Beverly Hills in 2005.
www.cbsnews.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I’m legitimately sad. I’ve gotten myself Sprinkles as my birthday treat for probably 15 years. The Newport location was close to my therapist so I’d go get myself a cupcake if I had a particularly hard session. RIP my perfect strawberry cupcake, I’ll always love you.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/losangel...
god bless us, every one.
Day 2 of being called Tiny on this app. The disrespect is unbelievable.
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
god bless us, every one.
if you need me I’ll be outside yelling “Crow Christmas!” as I throw unsalted peanuts on my roof.
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if you need me I’ll be outside yelling “Crow Christmas!” as I throw unsalted peanuts on my roof.
hey just checking in did any billionaires get effectively Christmas Carol’d last night?
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hey just checking in did any billionaires get effectively Christmas Carol’d last night?
“your future is a horror story written by your crimes.”
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“your future is a horror story written by your crimes.”
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
PSA for everybody making cinnamon rolls from a tube: double them up, don’t fully separate them, cook them stacked 2 high. they melt together perfectly and give you big ol’ Cinnabon sized rolls. just check that the center isn’t raw, and thank me later.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
PSA for everybody making cinnamon rolls from a tube: double them up, don’t fully separate them, cook them stacked 2 high. they melt together perfectly and give you big ol’ Cinnabon sized rolls. just check that the center isn’t raw, and thank me later.
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be the strange you want to see in the world
August 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
be the strange you want to see in the world
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It’s that time of the year where Home Alone is going to be on tv a bunch. As relatives go “they should have had a battery powered alarm” and make other judgments on the family’s lack of responsibility in forgetting their kid, get a better source to learn from what happened.
ferd.ca/home-alone-a...
ferd.ca/home-alone-a...
Home Alone: a Post-Incident Review
A post-incident review of the first Home Alone movie and how parents could leave Kevin behind.
ferd.ca
December 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s that time of the year where Home Alone is going to be on tv a bunch. As relatives go “they should have had a battery powered alarm” and make other judgments on the family’s lack of responsibility in forgetting their kid, get a better source to learn from what happened.
ferd.ca/home-alone-a...
ferd.ca/home-alone-a...
hot food is so good dude. and when it’s cold outside?? and you eat hot food?! that’s the fuckin best. easily one of the top 5 greatest simple pleasures of all time!
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
hot food is so good dude. and when it’s cold outside?? and you eat hot food?! that’s the fuckin best. easily one of the top 5 greatest simple pleasures of all time!
the problem is that internet is too fast.
you should get like a centimeter of a webpage loaded every minute, that’s plenty fast. you should have time to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom. we need to let websites take their time, they get nervous when you hurry them.
you should get like a centimeter of a webpage loaded every minute, that’s plenty fast. you should have time to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom. we need to let websites take their time, they get nervous when you hurry them.
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the problem is that internet is too fast.
you should get like a centimeter of a webpage loaded every minute, that’s plenty fast. you should have time to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom. we need to let websites take their time, they get nervous when you hurry them.
you should get like a centimeter of a webpage loaded every minute, that’s plenty fast. you should have time to make a sandwich or go to the bathroom. we need to let websites take their time, they get nervous when you hurry them.
this brain fog has my Amelia Bedelia levels off the charts today.
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this brain fog has my Amelia Bedelia levels off the charts today.
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new rule: only one acronym or initialism per sentence.
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
new rule: only one acronym or initialism per sentence.
whenever I point out other services that are down I end up working multiple unrelated incidents at once and I just wanna say to karma: yeah that’s fair
shout out to GitHub for starting code freezes early this year
(no but actually, #hugops friends, take your time)
(no but actually, #hugops friends, take your time)
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
whenever I point out other services that are down I end up working multiple unrelated incidents at once and I just wanna say to karma: yeah that’s fair
me: hi
you: hi wha-
me: (sits too close and holds phone six inches from your face and plays this video)
you: hi wha-
me: (sits too close and holds phone six inches from your face and plays this video)
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me: hi
you: hi wha-
me: (sits too close and holds phone six inches from your face and plays this video)
you: hi wha-
me: (sits too close and holds phone six inches from your face and plays this video)
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the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy
damn this Diddy documentary on Netflix is brutal.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
damn this Diddy documentary on Netflix is brutal.
listen im bad at remembering sports rules but isn’t football’s whole thing that you’re not supposed to use your hands?
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
listen im bad at remembering sports rules but isn’t football’s whole thing that you’re not supposed to use your hands?
this game of tech monopoly sucks
It sure is surreal to be sitting here watching all of US tech infrastructure slowly reach a point of Going Solid as the over extraction of value by relentlessly pursuing efficiency leads to the inevitable outcome… brittleness
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
this game of tech monopoly sucks
Pantone. Baby girl. You cannot choose white as the color of the year for 2026. No. Absolutely not. Start over. Try again.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pantone. Baby girl. You cannot choose white as the color of the year for 2026. No. Absolutely not. Start over. Try again.
oh shit hugops to uhhhh, everyone on call rn
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
oh shit hugops to uhhhh, everyone on call rn
just heard ptsd described as “if you get scared too hard or for too long, you can get stuck that way” and I had to lay down about it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
just heard ptsd described as “if you get scared too hard or for too long, you can get stuck that way” and I had to lay down about it.