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for a long time i was like twitter is unholy because no one should be thinking that they need to speak to the entire world, present and future, all at once. i still think that but I yearn to post anyway. what's good
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November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
meet your friends
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
demons? cool!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
MY FOREVER GAME IS DEAD.
i don't want lore.
I only want MECHANICS
click here to invite me to party
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
read eliza
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
the spectre in the histogram
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
gotta be one of the all timer opening lines to a game
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I wonder if they've ever made a song about the various complex feelings of life
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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I reach for the post button and my court-ordered robot guard slaps my hand. "It's legal to post," I complain. But in my heart, I know robosnitch is right.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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pickin hup dapassengers is a bus drivers job
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need to get a phd or I need to become a bus driver
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
calling celsius "military temperature"
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
what about bustle culture
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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"seckswrecks, you use colon three?"

My sibling in sin, I've been dropping the colon three so long they just called guys who used it the slur instead of "zesty" :3
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
we are so(mewhat) back
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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a girl can be a numbers station. the eerie droning of seemingly random numbers transmitted through the airwaves can be a girl
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
seeking so much work rn fr
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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🍝 short horror story:
an animated gif of a man struggling to eat spaghetti
no mater how long you run this animation, he will never take a bite
he is trapped in this moment. forever hungry 😔
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
isnt it so cool that there’s wireless headphones
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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hey i skimmed your post and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said
September 8, 2024 at 8:03 PM
the gall of my phone to inform me of a new release called “up too late” when i am finally settling down to sleep at 5 am
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM