emma𐂂
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Toquos lead theory researcher at Mandlbaur Institute of Technology and assistant supervisor at the Subgroup Psychosis Research Center
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he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
May 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
this would work on me
In #MathsToday we were exploring polar curves. I suggested that, with Valentine's Day fast approaching, the students could try to impress that special someone with a nice graph. I'm not sure they were convinced 🤣
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
this would work on me
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this is not a screenshot from plants vs zombies
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
this is not a screenshot from plants vs zombies
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"a function is literally anything it's basically nothing" - my friend while studying probability
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"a function is literally anything it's basically nothing" - my friend while studying probability
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"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
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![things women be having:
[image of the flesh of a fig] - a tendency to eroticize the grotesque
[image of an ouroboros] - the inability to experience romance without the desire to consume and be consumed
[image of various handwritten correspondence] - handwritten delusions
[an image of a painting of two women in a kitchen, one embracing the other from behind to kiss the firsts cheek] - a desire for someone to come into their kitchen and be hungry for them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nisukvmm4q6dk332d65ohbk7/bafkreib23k3s3in6syy6m2ihohqxbjnlcx6tadr5o4daxgyt2osdh43ma4@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that all integrals can be solved with the horseshoe method. It's controversial because Big Calculus wants you to learn 3,000 special functions
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that all integrals can be solved with the horseshoe method. It's controversial because Big Calculus wants you to learn 3,000 special functions
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with the right mindset even 5:45 pm can be morning
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
with the right mindset even 5:45 pm can be morning
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You have been visited by George Birkhoff's face of lines. Repent, or you will be forced to reprove the ergodic theorem from first principles.
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
You have been visited by George Birkhoff's face of lines. Repent, or you will be forced to reprove the ergodic theorem from first principles.
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this works on me btw
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
this works on me btw
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
...horrifying message without context, thank you
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Shoutout blood & also bleeding
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Shoutout blood & also bleeding
my upstairs neighbors are so loud it's 1:42am and i cant sleep bc of the noise😭😭 i even went up there to complain and they said they'd be quieter and arent really
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 AM
my upstairs neighbors are so loud it's 1:42am and i cant sleep bc of the noise😭😭 i even went up there to complain and they said they'd be quieter and arent really
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So. Being "ironic" was a fascist plot all along.
January 31, 2026 at 6:53 AM
So. Being "ironic" was a fascist plot all along.
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In the modern world everything must be accessed through an app which only works a fraction of the time
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
In the modern world everything must be accessed through an app which only works a fraction of the time
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im like an npc in a niche open-world jrpg who's a regular civilian woman but who has a quest that involves you walking around with her following and there's an exploit where you can get her trapped in a room unable to leave and since she's just barely a plot-essential npc she can't die so there's a—
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
im like an npc in a niche open-world jrpg who's a regular civilian woman but who has a quest that involves you walking around with her following and there's an exploit where you can get her trapped in a room unable to leave and since she's just barely a plot-essential npc she can't die so there's a—
would you rather spam a somewhat non-intuitive integral trick, or deal with arbitrarily many nested sums over different indices
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
would you rather spam a somewhat non-intuitive integral trick, or deal with arbitrarily many nested sums over different indices
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Linear algebra student asked today if every vector space has a basis. Simultaneously thrilled and horrified.
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Linear algebra student asked today if every vector space has a basis. Simultaneously thrilled and horrified.
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i’m so easy to kill
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
i’m so easy to kill
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ok my tummy feels not good
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
ok my tummy feels not good
professor who calls lambda "L" and professor who calls a "alpha"
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
professor who calls lambda "L" and professor who calls a "alpha"