emily pembrey 🍦
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mute #nsfw for my normal posts :)
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mute #nsfw for my normal posts :)
🔗🔞 https://onlyfans.com/emilysbedroom/c3
🆓➡️ https://onlyfans.com/moreofemily/c2 (coming soon)
📸 instagram.com/emilysdreaming
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The elegance of autumn.
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The elegance of autumn.
idk if you guessed from the #nudes but i’m a verified adult on bluesky now! hope no big corp tries to steal my data or whatever people say now
September 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
idk if you guessed from the #nudes but i’m a verified adult on bluesky now! hope no big corp tries to steal my data or whatever people say now
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Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.
Hard to think of a more on-the-nose encapsulation of how far the online speech wars have swung in the year of our lord 2025 than major U.S. corporations racing to fire people whose tweets offended Milo Yiannopoulos
September 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.
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You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes
January 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes
happy holidays!! 🎄
December 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
happy holidays!! 🎄
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A good movie for the Rock to star in would be a movie where he’s a father who has to save his kids from terrorists who have kidnapped them at the unveiling of the new Microsoft Surface Laptop 8
December 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
A good movie for the Rock to star in would be a movie where he’s a father who has to save his kids from terrorists who have kidnapped them at the unveiling of the new Microsoft Surface Laptop 8
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It’s really funny that the streaming services realized that we like to binge tv series so they were like “what if every tv show was 7 episodes every 3 years? I’ll bet you would love that”
December 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
It’s really funny that the streaming services realized that we like to binge tv series so they were like “what if every tv show was 7 episodes every 3 years? I’ll bet you would love that”
i would want this, if this song hadn’t been burnt into my brain these last 2 weeks
Leaked "All I want for Christmas" emote! #Fortnite #FortniteLeaks
December 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
i would want this, if this song hadn’t been burnt into my brain these last 2 weeks
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pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music
i needed this reminder today
PICK UP YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS
December 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
i needed this reminder today
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Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
December 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
TURNMEON.virus
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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Anyone want a scrap
December 19, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Anyone want a scrap