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Emilina
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Certified Reading Ranger
I don’t really have this, but grew up with a mom who viscerally hated Julia Roberts and Nic Cage
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?

Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Incredible book, I don’t think I’ve ever read a biography so quickly, I couldn’t put it down! 🪶
If you’ve not read The Feather Detective yet, what are you waiting for? You too may be inspired to volunteer to skin #birds at your local #museum. It has murders, airplane crashes, and the bad ass that is Roxie Laybourne

Order here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... #mystery #truecrime #wildlife
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Shelley Duvall’s Bedtime Stories, and apparently everyone who ever narrated one. I was shocked when I watched The Shining for the first time (for a number of reasons…)
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Got stalked by a clown with a hatchet earlier tonight, happy Halloween! 🤡 🪓
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The unattended dogs walked into a yard with an open gate, deleted my post!
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This gives me hope the Prince (cardinal + blue jay, resulting in a purple bird) will hatch one day 💜🥚
“The bird is descended from a blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata), which is native to the eastern and central United States, and a green jay (Cyanocorax luxuosus), which traditionally occurs in Central America, Mexico, and southern Texas.”

#scicomm

www.sciencealert.com/grue-jay-spo...
🧪 🦉
'Grue Jay' Spotted in a Texas Backyard Is First-of-Its-Kind Hybrid
An odd bird found in a Texas backyard is the offspring of two distantly related species, separated by 7 million years of evolution, whose ranges only recently began to overlap due to climate change, r...
www.sciencealert.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The only problem with this product is that it’s not called Tyra’s Hot Cream
October 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just found out someone I’ve known since 1998 has seen neither nightmare before Christmas nor nightmare on elm street, so now I have to host a nightmare night double feature!!
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Same bodega cat, same
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Look at this gorgeous edition of Frankenstein I checked out from the library for shocktober!!! 🫀
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Had the kind of sexually charged meeting at work today where 4 men stayed silent while this hot gen x lady engineering manager and I talked out an ongoing problem and then she made a love boat reference and now I’m about to watch love boat to have an excuse to talk to her 🥵 🚤 🤤 💦
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
So glad @nakednews.com is asking the important questions - specifically about body swaps and which celeb you would do it with. My first answer was Niecy Nash, but realized I’d love to be a dude for a short time, so probably Colin Farrell.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Went to standard deviant for a pint of their delicious brown ale and found out it’s a Ravens bar - one Baltimore fan told me he’s been there 11 times in the past decade to watch games and they’ve lost every time. Right after he said that, the curse kicked in and they blew a 17 point lead. #cawcaw
September 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Finally learned how to write a consistently good uppercase E, I can’t believe it took me this long
September 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Some personal news: my next door neighbor is learning to play the drums. 💀
September 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I made some friends today
August 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Reposted by Emilina
Lurie allowing Waymo/Uber onto Market while cutting Muni service for 240,000 daily riders is despicable, and keeps anyone without tons of wealth out of downtown.

We will not let the Mayor and his corporate buddies create an SF for the wealthy only.

Sign the petition.
Direct action coming soon.
Sign the petition — Keep Market Street Moving
keepmarketstmoving.org
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nobody pees on the toilet seat in campground bathrooms because nobody camping is prissy enough to need to hover
August 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just finding out that they used to tape pages of the newspaper to the wall for men to read at the urinal??? Bring back print media!
August 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is why I travel with a white noise machine
maybe you can’t sleep not just because of blue light or whatever but because it’s the one time in the day you’re alone with your thoughts
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The padres are rocking this pink/aqua uniform and it’s so much better than their classic brown/yellow, that I referred to as poop&pee to a fan and they agreed the new colors are an upgrade
August 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
His parents gave him the closest possible name to the band and I love them for that
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The padres ballpark should be named for godaddy.com not petco #godads
godaddy.com
August 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m going to be a can of corn for Halloween 🌽⚾️
August 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This woman working at the Padres ballpark pronounced salsa SAL(rhymes with pal)-sa, that’s insane for a person who lives in San Diego
August 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM