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We asked my sister if she were a dessert, what kind of a dessert she’d be, and her response was “Maybe Nerd Rope? No, that’s more breakfast than dessert”
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We asked my sister if she were a dessert, what kind of a dessert she’d be, and her response was “Maybe Nerd Rope? No, that’s more breakfast than dessert”
I’m watching a show about college freshmen set in 2007 (Tell Me Lies), the same year I was a college freshman, and there’s an episode about an Anything But Clothes (ABC) party
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’m watching a show about college freshmen set in 2007 (Tell Me Lies), the same year I was a college freshman, and there’s an episode about an Anything But Clothes (ABC) party
I always confuse No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood in my head, but in my defense, they came out the same year (2007) and you could switch the titles and it would still work pretty much
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I always confuse No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood in my head, but in my defense, they came out the same year (2007) and you could switch the titles and it would still work pretty much
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social I made Curry ala Kath and it rocks, thanks for sharing your recipe! 💛🤤
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social I made Curry ala Kath and it rocks, thanks for sharing your recipe! 💛🤤
RIP Claude, I just swapped out my library card last week to one that features you and now I’ll keep it forever 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
RIP Claude, I just swapped out my library card last week to one that features you and now I’ll keep it forever 🤍
Reading fiction by Anthony Bourdain (The Bobby Gold Stories), and why does he spell it “jiz”?
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reading fiction by Anthony Bourdain (The Bobby Gold Stories), and why does he spell it “jiz”?
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you don't even have to go to union square to see the puppies and kittens, macy's has livestreams of the spca adoption windows 9 am - 6pm pacific time every day: www.sfspca.org/holiday-wind...
Holiday Windows 2025 - San Francisco SPCA
Watch the cuteness LIVE from 9am–6pm daily. Give back by sponsoring an animal’s care this holiday season to help them get food, shelter, and much more. Or view all our adoptable animals looking for th...
www.sfspca.org
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you don't even have to go to union square to see the puppies and kittens, macy's has livestreams of the spca adoption windows 9 am - 6pm pacific time every day: www.sfspca.org/holiday-wind...
Went to a live Q&A with Juliette Lewis & Christina Ricci this weekend, and learned that Christina refers to Winona Ryder as “Noni” (pronounced no-nee) and now I can’t stop calling her that. Just inventing reasons to have to say Noni. Noni forever.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Went to a live Q&A with Juliette Lewis & Christina Ricci this weekend, and learned that Christina refers to Winona Ryder as “Noni” (pronounced no-nee) and now I can’t stop calling her that. Just inventing reasons to have to say Noni. Noni forever.
I don’t really have this, but grew up with a mom who viscerally hated Julia Roberts and Nic Cage
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I don’t really have this, but grew up with a mom who viscerally hated Julia Roberts and Nic Cage
Incredible book, I don’t think I’ve ever read a biography so quickly, I couldn’t put it down! 🪶
If you’ve not read The Feather Detective yet, what are you waiting for? You too may be inspired to volunteer to skin #birds at your local #museum. It has murders, airplane crashes, and the bad ass that is Roxie Laybourne
Order here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... #mystery #truecrime #wildlife
Order here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... #mystery #truecrime #wildlife
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Incredible book, I don’t think I’ve ever read a biography so quickly, I couldn’t put it down! 🪶
Shelley Duvall’s Bedtime Stories, and apparently everyone who ever narrated one. I was shocked when I watched The Shining for the first time (for a number of reasons…)
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Shelley Duvall’s Bedtime Stories, and apparently everyone who ever narrated one. I was shocked when I watched The Shining for the first time (for a number of reasons…)
Got stalked by a clown with a hatchet earlier tonight, happy Halloween! 🤡 🪓
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Got stalked by a clown with a hatchet earlier tonight, happy Halloween! 🤡 🪓
The unattended dogs walked into a yard with an open gate, deleted my post!
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The unattended dogs walked into a yard with an open gate, deleted my post!
This gives me hope the Prince (cardinal + blue jay, resulting in a purple bird) will hatch one day 💜🥚
“The bird is descended from a blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata), which is native to the eastern and central United States, and a green jay (Cyanocorax luxuosus), which traditionally occurs in Central America, Mexico, and southern Texas.”
#scicomm
www.sciencealert.com/grue-jay-spo...
🧪 🦉
#scicomm
www.sciencealert.com/grue-jay-spo...
🧪 🦉
'Grue Jay' Spotted in a Texas Backyard Is First-of-Its-Kind Hybrid
An odd bird found in a Texas backyard is the offspring of two distantly related species, separated by 7 million years of evolution, whose ranges only recently began to overlap due to climate change, r...
www.sciencealert.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This gives me hope the Prince (cardinal + blue jay, resulting in a purple bird) will hatch one day 💜🥚
The only problem with this product is that it’s not called Tyra’s Hot Cream
Could not be more excited to be in @defector.com talking about SMiZE&DREAM HOT MAMA Hot Ice Cream defector.com/tyra-banks-p...
Tyra Banks Please Explain What The Hell You Mean By “Hot Ice Cream” | Defector
Tyra Banks’s eyes are wild. Or maybe they were just always that way, her piercing green-gray irises one of many reminders that right, before she was a TV host and an MLM kingpin and a meme, she was a ...
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October 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The only problem with this product is that it’s not called Tyra’s Hot Cream
Just found out someone I’ve known since 1998 has seen neither nightmare before Christmas nor nightmare on elm street, so now I have to host a nightmare night double feature!!
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just found out someone I’ve known since 1998 has seen neither nightmare before Christmas nor nightmare on elm street, so now I have to host a nightmare night double feature!!
Same bodega cat, same
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Same bodega cat, same
Look at this gorgeous edition of Frankenstein I checked out from the library for shocktober!!! 🫀
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look at this gorgeous edition of Frankenstein I checked out from the library for shocktober!!! 🫀
Had the kind of sexually charged meeting at work today where 4 men stayed silent while this hot gen x lady engineering manager and I talked out an ongoing problem and then she made a love boat reference and now I’m about to watch love boat to have an excuse to talk to her 🥵 🚤 🤤 💦
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Had the kind of sexually charged meeting at work today where 4 men stayed silent while this hot gen x lady engineering manager and I talked out an ongoing problem and then she made a love boat reference and now I’m about to watch love boat to have an excuse to talk to her 🥵 🚤 🤤 💦
So glad @nakednews.com is asking the important questions - specifically about body swaps and which celeb you would do it with. My first answer was Niecy Nash, but realized I’d love to be a dude for a short time, so probably Colin Farrell.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
So glad @nakednews.com is asking the important questions - specifically about body swaps and which celeb you would do it with. My first answer was Niecy Nash, but realized I’d love to be a dude for a short time, so probably Colin Farrell.
Went to standard deviant for a pint of their delicious brown ale and found out it’s a Ravens bar - one Baltimore fan told me he’s been there 11 times in the past decade to watch games and they’ve lost every time. Right after he said that, the curse kicked in and they blew a 17 point lead. #cawcaw
September 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Went to standard deviant for a pint of their delicious brown ale and found out it’s a Ravens bar - one Baltimore fan told me he’s been there 11 times in the past decade to watch games and they’ve lost every time. Right after he said that, the curse kicked in and they blew a 17 point lead. #cawcaw
Finally learned how to write a consistently good uppercase E, I can’t believe it took me this long
September 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Finally learned how to write a consistently good uppercase E, I can’t believe it took me this long
Some personal news: my next door neighbor is learning to play the drums. 💀
September 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Some personal news: my next door neighbor is learning to play the drums. 💀
I made some friends today
August 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I made some friends today