Got stalked by a clown with a hatchet earlier tonight, happy Halloween! 🤡 🪓
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Got stalked by a clown with a hatchet earlier tonight, happy Halloween! 🤡 🪓
I also watched this recently to prep for my bride costume and was disappointed that she’s only in the last five minutes! But I did enjoy that a major chunk of the movie was just Frankenstein’s monster just getting crunk
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I also watched this recently to prep for my bride costume and was disappointed that she’s only in the last five minutes! But I did enjoy that a major chunk of the movie was just Frankenstein’s monster just getting crunk
Same bodega cat, same
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Same bodega cat, same
I didn’t realize it was juvie raccoon season, but I saw a mama with 5 kits last weekend in the backyard too!
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I didn’t realize it was juvie raccoon season, but I saw a mama with 5 kits last weekend in the backyard too!
Look at this gorgeous edition of Frankenstein I checked out from the library for shocktober!!! 🫀
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look at this gorgeous edition of Frankenstein I checked out from the library for shocktober!!! 🫀
I made some friends today
August 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I made some friends today
The padres are rocking this pink/aqua uniform and it’s so much better than their classic brown/yellow, that I referred to as poop&pee to a fan and they agreed the new colors are an upgrade
August 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The padres are rocking this pink/aqua uniform and it’s so much better than their classic brown/yellow, that I referred to as poop&pee to a fan and they agreed the new colors are an upgrade
His parents gave him the closest possible name to the band and I love them for that
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
His parents gave him the closest possible name to the band and I love them for that
I showed this to Greg and he recommended these!!
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I showed this to Greg and he recommended these!!
Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan, obviously, but he were still the easiest Halloween costume I ever threw together and won a costume contest for
July 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan, obviously, but he were still the easiest Halloween costume I ever threw together and won a costume contest for
Monday challenge: post the least flatter photo you have of your pet
July 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Monday challenge: post the least flatter photo you have of your pet
Bestie just dropped off a rainbow bouquet to my bi ass to say happy pride 🌈 💖
June 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bestie just dropped off a rainbow bouquet to my bi ass to say happy pride 🌈 💖
I didn’t know Dutch crunch was an SF Bay Area thing until I moved away. It was a shock to me that i couldn’t find it when I lived in Pennsylvania, I thought they had lots of Dutch people there! Best sandwich bread.
May 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I didn’t know Dutch crunch was an SF Bay Area thing until I moved away. It was a shock to me that i couldn’t find it when I lived in Pennsylvania, I thought they had lots of Dutch people there! Best sandwich bread.
Anyway, go see the cowboy carter tour, Beyoncé is phenomenal 🤠
April 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Anyway, go see the cowboy carter tour, Beyoncé is phenomenal 🤠
A film that takes place where you’re from
April 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from
I got a new wig, hence Samandra got a new outfit
April 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a new wig, hence Samandra got a new outfit
Last time I read a Kristen Arnett book I couldn’t stop talking about it and then named my apartment mannequin after one of the characters - everybody say Hi Samandra 👋. Can’t wait to find out what comes outta this one! 🤡
March 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Last time I read a Kristen Arnett book I couldn’t stop talking about it and then named my apartment mannequin after one of the characters - everybody say Hi Samandra 👋. Can’t wait to find out what comes outta this one! 🤡
Helped my friend do a good deed today
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Helped my friend do a good deed today
This similar marketing got me and I’m not even mad
March 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This similar marketing got me and I’m not even mad
The Michelle Trachtenberg death is hitting me hard, and apparently we predicted it 💀
![Screenshot of a exchange:
Jane: remember the time you guys gave me a collage of Michelle Trachtenberg with the grim reaper?…
Me: I forgot the grim reaper was in it…
[pic of me watching MT’s gossip girl episode]
Do you have a pic of it?
Jane: yeah, you might have psychic powers](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5grucebdwn5kxqk6wvpm44yw/bafkreiatzqc2hzkf2bivklygetlivmgnwbdahe7oyvh7djs2lpxk5o25le@jpeg)
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The Michelle Trachtenberg death is hitting me hard, and apparently we predicted it 💀
He should have remembered Scranton is home to the best taxidermy of all time
February 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
He should have remembered Scranton is home to the best taxidermy of all time
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Goal for tonight: snag a blue man 👥
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Goal for tonight: snag a blue man 👥
Can’t believe I ran into all these @nakednews.com anchors today at the erotic heritage museum, I don’t think I’ve ever fangirled so hard!! 🤩😭🤤💖
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Can’t believe I ran into all these @nakednews.com anchors today at the erotic heritage museum, I don’t think I’ve ever fangirled so hard!! 🤩😭🤤💖