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Why do ants smell so weird? If I squish one with my fingers, my fingers smell like chemicals. (I constantly find little black ants crawling on me bc they get on my dogs outside, and my dogs share the love.)
June 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why do ants smell so weird? If I squish one with my fingers, my fingers smell like chemicals. (I constantly find little black ants crawling on me bc they get on my dogs outside, and my dogs share the love.)
You know what's nice? Now when I hear the twang of a banjo, my first thought is of Sinners instead of Deliverance.
May 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You know what's nice? Now when I hear the twang of a banjo, my first thought is of Sinners instead of Deliverance.
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Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation.
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
April 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today we honor the flippered citizens of our icy nation.
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
Whether you celebrate whilst eating a democracy sausage in Oz, doomscrolling in America, pulling maple taps in Canada, or elsewhere, we appreciate the support! #worldpenguinday
Quote for the year
February 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Quote for the year
I'm finally watching Cross, and I just want to revel in how great it is to see DC culture celebrated and to see Aldis Hodge just in general. This was going to be an Aldis Hodge appreciation post, but then the DC montage popped up in the first 10 minutes, and I had to appreciate that, too.
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm finally watching Cross, and I just want to revel in how great it is to see DC culture celebrated and to see Aldis Hodge just in general. This was going to be an Aldis Hodge appreciation post, but then the DC montage popped up in the first 10 minutes, and I had to appreciate that, too.
Started reading On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. I couldn't figure out what was throwing me off, and I finally realized that it's Haiti. I didn't realize Europeans called it Haiti before the revolution. I thought they called it Hispaniola or Saint-Domingue. But maybe it's because they're pirates?
February 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Started reading On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. I couldn't figure out what was throwing me off, and I finally realized that it's Haiti. I didn't realize Europeans called it Haiti before the revolution. I thought they called it Hispaniola or Saint-Domingue. But maybe it's because they're pirates?
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
I made the NYT Cooking recipe for whole roasted quash with tomato-ginger chickpeas. We used butternut and acorn squash. Also used vegan Greek yogurt so Dax could eat it. I recommend the butternut squash over the acorn. My store didn't have any kabocha squash, but I'd like to try it sometime.
February 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I made the NYT Cooking recipe for whole roasted quash with tomato-ginger chickpeas. We used butternut and acorn squash. Also used vegan Greek yogurt so Dax could eat it. I recommend the butternut squash over the acorn. My store didn't have any kabocha squash, but I'd like to try it sometime.
Jake and Elwood got a special treat from the grandparents today.
February 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Jake and Elwood got a special treat from the grandparents today.
I sure do love fresh flowers and the people who gave them to me.
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I sure do love fresh flowers and the people who gave them to me.
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Mr. Elton: professes his love to Emma
Emma:
Emma:
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mr. Elton: professes his love to Emma
Emma:
Emma:
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Quote of the night from a grieving parent in S2e6 of Castle: "He was was just a normal litttle boy. And then he fell in love with art."
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Quote of the night from a grieving parent in S2e6 of Castle: "He was was just a normal litttle boy. And then he fell in love with art."
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
Elwood got a special wrap today so he would quit shaking his head long enough to let his ears heal. Two horrible ear infections and one of his ears was bleeding at the tip because he was shaking his head nonstop. We took the wrap off tonight and he's in a cone. His ear hair growth is ridiculous. 🙁
January 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Elwood got a special wrap today so he would quit shaking his head long enough to let his ears heal. Two horrible ear infections and one of his ears was bleeding at the tip because he was shaking his head nonstop. We took the wrap off tonight and he's in a cone. His ear hair growth is ridiculous. 🙁
And he loves her
January 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And he loves her
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
From my Shakespeare insults book:
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
From my Shakespeare insults book:
Your daily dose of Jake Blues
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Your daily dose of Jake Blues
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The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
The other day I happened upon a burning car at a gas station in the minutes between the start of the fire and the arrival of the firefighters. I went back by a few hours later and got a picture of the husk of car leftover.
January 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The other day I happened upon a burning car at a gas station in the minutes between the start of the fire and the arrival of the firefighters. I went back by a few hours later and got a picture of the husk of car leftover.
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏