elzarth 🐉
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I'm drawing something medieval but specifically Victorian medieval which is to say, inaccurate
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm drawing something medieval but specifically Victorian medieval which is to say, inaccurate
btw I scanned and uploaded a bunch of vintage Chinese brochures from 1982 to itchio elzarth.itch.io/vintage-chin...
July 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
btw I scanned and uploaded a bunch of vintage Chinese brochures from 1982 to itchio elzarth.itch.io/vintage-chin...
it sucks that you don't get some sort of cheerleader who will applaud you when you get all your tasks done for the day. I should get rewarded for this. what do you mean I did all that for nothing
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
it sucks that you don't get some sort of cheerleader who will applaud you when you get all your tasks done for the day. I should get rewarded for this. what do you mean I did all that for nothing
sensible chuckle at the cartoons from this chinese magazine from 1982
June 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
sensible chuckle at the cartoons from this chinese magazine from 1982
I was in a bathroom stall and I heard a female voice on the right of me say "this is our first gender neutral bathroom experience" and then a male voice on the left of me said "yeah haha". third wheeling on the toilet..... indignities never cease
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was in a bathroom stall and I heard a female voice on the right of me say "this is our first gender neutral bathroom experience" and then a male voice on the left of me said "yeah haha". third wheeling on the toilet..... indignities never cease
redwoods.... they really do look cathedral-like
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
redwoods.... they really do look cathedral-like
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
just saw a man pick up a half-drunk cup of taco bell baja blast, rip off the top, chug the liquid inside, and then throw it back on the ground..... ??????
June 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
just saw a man pick up a half-drunk cup of taco bell baja blast, rip off the top, chug the liquid inside, and then throw it back on the ground..... ??????
vanilla syrup in the kikkoman bottle and jasmine syrup in the hondashi stock bottle. just a small look into my twisted mind
June 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
vanilla syrup in the kikkoman bottle and jasmine syrup in the hondashi stock bottle. just a small look into my twisted mind
new patch & new pin arrangement on my jacket
May 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
new patch & new pin arrangement on my jacket
I had clotted cream and nothing to put it in so I made scones (pecan & walnut)
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I had clotted cream and nothing to put it in so I made scones (pecan & walnut)
I wanna eat this so bad
May 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wanna eat this so bad
I have a bunch of ephemera from 80s China that I might scan and maybe sell as a texture pack online... genuinely some cool/interesting photography and graphic design
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have a bunch of ephemera from 80s China that I might scan and maybe sell as a texture pack online... genuinely some cool/interesting photography and graphic design
no I don't think I will
May 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
no I don't think I will
my hair dryer broke so now I'm using my parents' hair dryer that is so old it was made in "British Hong Kong"
May 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
my hair dryer broke so now I'm using my parents' hair dryer that is so old it was made in "British Hong Kong"
very satisfying to have visual reference for 1000 years of European fashion at my fingertips... even when search engines were good it was hard to find specific eras
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
very satisfying to have visual reference for 1000 years of European fashion at my fingertips... even when search engines were good it was hard to find specific eras
I always try to get my stuff printed locally because it's usually cheaper & faster but my god they make up for all that by being weird and unprofessional
May 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I always try to get my stuff printed locally because it's usually cheaper & faster but my god they make up for all that by being weird and unprofessional
ANBOQ (assigned nerd by online quiz)
May 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ANBOQ (assigned nerd by online quiz)
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Do you see the little red house?
May 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Do you see the little red house?
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May 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
there is nothing more joyous than a label maker. twenty years old and still works btw
May 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
there is nothing more joyous than a label maker. twenty years old and still works btw
put a chair in the cats' room and now Orpheus spends 90% of the time huddled underneath it. his freak lair.
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
put a chair in the cats' room and now Orpheus spends 90% of the time huddled underneath it. his freak lair.
deleted twitter from my phone... I still have it on iPad but I must limit my ability to access distraction/doomscrolling
May 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
deleted twitter from my phone... I still have it on iPad but I must limit my ability to access distraction/doomscrolling
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medieval guys rocked for saying “a pox upon it” when like a third of people still died from disease. like making a 9/11 joke on 9/12
February 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
medieval guys rocked for saying “a pox upon it” when like a third of people still died from disease. like making a 9/11 joke on 9/12