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my favorite genre of tech ad is when it advertises as a replacement for something you've never heard of. "wish Fumple® was more flexible? try Spooglid™!"
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
as president, I will instruct the national oceanic and atmospheric administration to construct accommodations for a reconfiguring climate, to be known as NOAA's ARC
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
what's getting me through right now is faith that the Beast, whose number is -2, will be vanquished by 2028-07-20
September 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
it would be more in keeping with the modernist tone of the empire state plaza  to eliminate the cop, firefighter, ems, corrections/parole officer, crime victims, and vietnam war memorials and combine them into a single generic Memorial
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Law & Order: Internal Affairs, a show about why all the illegal and unconstitutional shit cop show cops get up to all the time is illegal and unconstitutional
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
country folk: I love being out here for the clean air. not like in the city 🤢

also country folk: how can you possibly want to ban cars from the city?? 😡
May 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
new york/newark isnt confusing enough. that's why I'm proposing renaming hoboken to Noirk, jersey city to Nerk, and yonkers to New Yonk
May 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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it is stories like this that remind us that AI optimists are not just delusional — they are dangerous.

This is functionally no different than putting a puppet on the stand and making it say everything you want the deceased to say, *except that the judge thinks it is real*
"It was the first time in Arizona judicial history — and possibly nationwide — that AI has been used to create a deceased victim’s own impact statement"

www.abc15.com/news/region-...
May 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Albany is getting $400M from the state to spend on downtown and they want to build a soccer stadium. that can't be used in winter. right next to the existing enclosed stadium. but hey some politician will get their name on it so it'll be worth it
May 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”
April 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
1929: there are too many trains on the streets of Manhattan. let's build a High Line and lift them off

1980: trains are stupid let's just use trucks instead

2025: there are too many trucks on the streets of Manhattan
April 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM