someone put me down like a dog pls

bruh i miss my hot pink hydroflask #dhmu #sad

i often think i am destined to lose every friend i make

a cool thing about giant platform shoes is that they work kind of like a portable squatty potty

My favorite part of watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy is when everyone totally shut up for like 12 hours

need to be burped like a baby rn

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

i hate texting!!!!!! let it be known!!! stop texting me i hate this!!

kitty meow 😸

Withdrawing US funding from the World Health Organization is a potential disaster for public health worldwide, due to the impact it will have on the important work the WHO does. Preventing the CDC from even *talking* with WHO personnel is a step much farther toward undermining global health & safety

yall i deleted my distracting socials (i.e. tiktok, instagram, etc.) and i am not dissociating as badly, i feel less anxious when i’m alone, and overall much more connected to life. anywho here’s me touching grass the other day :)

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Making a ridiculous post about tariffs on Truth Social was his secret plan to end the war in 24 hours? What a ridiculous clown show. Idiocracy.

i miss my gay boyfriend and being gay with him because we are gay lovers and we’re gay.