Elliot 500
@elliot500.bsky.social
Artist, writer and musician. I'm nice to people who deserve it, but give karma to people who are shits.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
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Elliot 500
@elliot500.bsky.social
· Aug 15
Digitalogic (Show Me Your Bass Face)
Make sure you play this loud and show me your bass face! You'll know when...
soundcloud.com
Do you want big, banging techno? I thought you did. Here you are. Show me your bass face, you'll know what I mean when it's time.
soundcloud.com/tripulator/d...
#techno #technomusic #housemusic #rave
soundcloud.com/tripulator/d...
#techno #technomusic #housemusic #rave
Absolutely brilliant. You simply cannot prove that anything she says is wrong.
The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Absolutely brilliant. You simply cannot prove that anything she says is wrong.
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On this so-called Veterans Day, let's take the time to remember how pathetic humanity has always been in terms of fighting each other over land and hope that we will eventually understand that living together and sharing the world is the only way forward.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On this so-called Veterans Day, let's take the time to remember how pathetic humanity has always been in terms of fighting each other over land and hope that we will eventually understand that living together and sharing the world is the only way forward.
I've managed to last another day without using essential oils.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've managed to last another day without using essential oils.
Wow, I wouldn't have expected that to work.
My nerdy friend Tim just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wow, I wouldn't have expected that to work.
A: Do you want to come back to mine for a coffee?
B: A coffee? At this time of night? I mean, I'll have sex with you but I have my limits, you know!
B: A coffee? At this time of night? I mean, I'll have sex with you but I have my limits, you know!
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A: Do you want to come back to mine for a coffee?
B: A coffee? At this time of night? I mean, I'll have sex with you but I have my limits, you know!
B: A coffee? At this time of night? I mean, I'll have sex with you but I have my limits, you know!
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My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
Never mind. His family seem to own a few prisons, so he can have one of those rooms for say, 15 years? I'm happy with that. He can pay for it as well.
BREAKING: Prince Andrew is to lose his "prince" title and leave his Windsor mansion, Royal Lodge
Buckingham Palace says the King "has today initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Buckingham Palace says the King "has today initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Andrew stripped of Prince title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Never mind. His family seem to own a few prisons, so he can have one of those rooms for say, 15 years? I'm happy with that. He can pay for it as well.
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The Hijab Series: 'What if' (2014)
by Yemeni photographer Boushra Almutawakel #womensart
by Yemeni photographer Boushra Almutawakel #womensart
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The Hijab Series: 'What if' (2014)
by Yemeni photographer Boushra Almutawakel #womensart
by Yemeni photographer Boushra Almutawakel #womensart
I vote that Americans change all the season's names to:
Cold
Grow
Hot
Fall
It would be a lot simpler for you all.
Cold
Grow
Hot
Fall
It would be a lot simpler for you all.
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I vote that Americans change all the season's names to:
Cold
Grow
Hot
Fall
It would be a lot simpler for you all.
Cold
Grow
Hot
Fall
It would be a lot simpler for you all.
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The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
This is actually a really good idea, so we're never going to see it happen.
Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for not having any accidents
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is actually a really good idea, so we're never going to see it happen.
I can't wait to see the Americans going full throttle on talking about the man they wish wasn't here. Muting accounts is going into overdrive this weekend.
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can't wait to see the Americans going full throttle on talking about the man they wish wasn't here. Muting accounts is going into overdrive this weekend.
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Dear women out there
You are not rehabilitation centres for badly raised men…it’s not your job to fix him, change him, parent him or raise him.
You want a partner not a project.
You are not rehabilitation centres for badly raised men…it’s not your job to fix him, change him, parent him or raise him.
You want a partner not a project.
October 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Dear women out there
You are not rehabilitation centres for badly raised men…it’s not your job to fix him, change him, parent him or raise him.
You want a partner not a project.
You are not rehabilitation centres for badly raised men…it’s not your job to fix him, change him, parent him or raise him.
You want a partner not a project.
Prince Andrew will always have one title that we will never let him get rid of: Paedophile Andrew.
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Prince Andrew will always have one title that we will never let him get rid of: Paedophile Andrew.
Why are all alpha males shapeless masses?
They call this their “small-government, big-lunch’” group photo.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Why are all alpha males shapeless masses?
Sorry I'm late, I was just expelling some Republicans from my intestines.
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was just expelling some Republicans from my intestines.
Did you know that every religious temple that has ever been built was a worthless exercise?
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Did you know that every religious temple that has ever been built was a worthless exercise?
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Anti-what???
Anti-fa(scist)
The second part
should never be silent
Anti-fa(scist)
The second part
should never be silent
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Anti-what???
Anti-fa(scist)
The second part
should never be silent
Anti-fa(scist)
The second part
should never be silent
I saw this in a pub toilet.
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I saw this in a pub toilet.
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🚀 @greenparty.org.uk has grown from 58,000 members in December to 86,000 today.
Six years ago, consistently polling around 2%. Now, above 10%.
Green councillors leapt from fewer than 200 to nearly 900.
Green MPs from one to four.
This is the beginning.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Six years ago, consistently polling around 2%. Now, above 10%.
Green councillors leapt from fewer than 200 to nearly 900.
Green MPs from one to four.
This is the beginning.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Good and bad news for Zack Polanski: the Green conference was a joy, but now hopes are stratospheric | Adam Ramsay
Members loved hearing from a leader who boldly reflects their views and isn’t afraid of the rightwing press. How far can he take the party?, says journalist and Green party member Adam Ramsay
www.theguardian.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🚀 @greenparty.org.uk has grown from 58,000 members in December to 86,000 today.
Six years ago, consistently polling around 2%. Now, above 10%.
Green councillors leapt from fewer than 200 to nearly 900.
Green MPs from one to four.
This is the beginning.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Six years ago, consistently polling around 2%. Now, above 10%.
Green councillors leapt from fewer than 200 to nearly 900.
Green MPs from one to four.
This is the beginning.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Did you know that "Farage" is an abbreviation of "Failed marriage"?
#reform #farage #jokes #ukpolitics #fascistshitstain #etc
#reform #farage #jokes #ukpolitics #fascistshitstain #etc
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Did you know that "Farage" is an abbreviation of "Failed marriage"?
#reform #farage #jokes #ukpolitics #fascistshitstain #etc
#reform #farage #jokes #ukpolitics #fascistshitstain #etc
I just spent £60 on a new wheelbarrow and it turns out it's left-handed. FFS...
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just spent £60 on a new wheelbarrow and it turns out it's left-handed. FFS...
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EVERYONE IS BORN
AN ATHEIST, UNTIL
SOMEONE LIES TO THEM
AN ATHEIST, UNTIL
SOMEONE LIES TO THEM
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
EVERYONE IS BORN
AN ATHEIST, UNTIL
SOMEONE LIES TO THEM
AN ATHEIST, UNTIL
SOMEONE LIES TO THEM