Elliot 500
@elliot500.bsky.social
Artist, writer and musician. I'm nice to people who deserve it, but give karma to people who are shits.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
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Elliot 500
@elliot500.bsky.social
· Aug 15
Digitalogic (Show Me Your Bass Face)
Make sure you play this loud and show me your bass face! You'll know when...
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Do you want big, banging techno? I thought you did. Here you are. Show me your bass face, you'll know what I mean when it's time.
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#techno #technomusic #housemusic #rave
soundcloud.com/tripulator/d...
#techno #technomusic #housemusic #rave
Isn't it weird that eventually every Reform councillor, MP etc gets exposed for being a total arsehole? I wonder why that is...
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Isn't it weird that eventually every Reform councillor, MP etc gets exposed for being a total arsehole? I wonder why that is...
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Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
RnB is like soul with the soul removed.
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
RnB is like soul with the soul removed.
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I've had the Blake Babies' Cess Pool song in my head for a few days and my god, I'm happy with that.
January 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I've had the Blake Babies' Cess Pool song in my head for a few days and my god, I'm happy with that.
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With internet shopping putting a lot of shops out of business, what do you think we'll have left on the high streets?
Is it only going to be things you can't buy online like:
restaurants, cafes, pubs, hairdressers, chemists, post offices, clothes and shoe shops (people prefer to try things on)?
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Is it only going to be things you can't buy online like:
restaurants, cafes, pubs, hairdressers, chemists, post offices, clothes and shoe shops (people prefer to try things on)?
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December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
With internet shopping putting a lot of shops out of business, what do you think we'll have left on the high streets?
Is it only going to be things you can't buy online like:
restaurants, cafes, pubs, hairdressers, chemists, post offices, clothes and shoe shops (people prefer to try things on)?
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Is it only going to be things you can't buy online like:
restaurants, cafes, pubs, hairdressers, chemists, post offices, clothes and shoe shops (people prefer to try things on)?
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December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Yuletide, everyone. I hope you have a nice day with people that matter to you.
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Happy Yuletide, everyone. I hope you have a nice day with people that matter to you.
Hey, FBI, redacting files is saying that some people don't have to worry about the law as it doesn't affect them.
The USA is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
The USA is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hey, FBI, redacting files is saying that some people don't have to worry about the law as it doesn't affect them.
The USA is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
The USA is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
Every state leader who meets him and doesn't get him arrested is a weak, pathetic asshole.
Australia should give no credence at all to the genocidal maniac Netanyahu. He is a criminal seeking pardon in his own country
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every state leader who meets him and doesn't get him arrested is a weak, pathetic asshole.
Isn't it funny how gold and diamonds are expensive, precious materials, yet we never seem to run out of the stuff?
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Isn't it funny how gold and diamonds are expensive, precious materials, yet we never seem to run out of the stuff?
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Stop wondering if you’re good enough.
You’re not…
You’re not…
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stop wondering if you’re good enough.
You’re not…
You’re not…
Maybe Trump should be castrated when he is found guilty of rape and paedophilia.
However, I'm not sure if he would notice anything had been done.
However, I'm not sure if he would notice anything had been done.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Maybe Trump should be castrated when he is found guilty of rape and paedophilia.
However, I'm not sure if he would notice anything had been done.
However, I'm not sure if he would notice anything had been done.
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Trying out a new style, inspired by @sallytrace.bsky.social Lines and Colours 1
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Trying out a new style, inspired by @sallytrace.bsky.social Lines and Colours 1
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social Zack Polanski exposes the Labour Party and who is really destroying our country. Thank You Zack! #GreenParty
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@zackpolanski.bsky.social Zack Polanski exposes the Labour Party and who is really destroying our country. Thank You Zack! #GreenParty
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Absolutely brilliant. You simply cannot prove that anything she says is wrong.
The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Absolutely brilliant. You simply cannot prove that anything she says is wrong.
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On this so-called Veterans Day, let's take the time to remember how pathetic humanity has always been in terms of fighting each other over land and hope that we will eventually understand that living together and sharing the world is the only way forward.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On this so-called Veterans Day, let's take the time to remember how pathetic humanity has always been in terms of fighting each other over land and hope that we will eventually understand that living together and sharing the world is the only way forward.
I've managed to last another day without using essential oils.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've managed to last another day without using essential oils.
Wow, I wouldn't have expected that to work.
My nerdy friend Tim just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wow, I wouldn't have expected that to work.