Elliot 500
@elliot500.bsky.social
Artist, writer and musician. I'm nice to people who deserve it, but give karma to people who are shits.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
I have the strength to lift a cup with only two fingers. You need to lose a few tons.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have the strength to lift a cup with only two fingers. You need to lose a few tons.
This is either extremely unlikely, due to their level of entitlement, or they put out cheapo replicas for the public to see because of this.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is either extremely unlikely, due to their level of entitlement, or they put out cheapo replicas for the public to see because of this.
I wonder if you have an iPhone... Human skill and manual work don't just come from nothing. It often takes years of practice, but this concept is clearly beyond your understanding.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I wonder if you have an iPhone... Human skill and manual work don't just come from nothing. It often takes years of practice, but this concept is clearly beyond your understanding.
Not the cleverest of people though. Nor the healthiest.
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not the cleverest of people though. Nor the healthiest.
I've not once heard anyone say that in my 53 years.
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've not once heard anyone say that in my 53 years.
I dare you to live there then. Radiation fallout lasts only a few thousand years. If we went extinct tomorrow, all the contaminents we've created would take hundreds of years for nature to work through.
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I dare you to live there then. Radiation fallout lasts only a few thousand years. If we went extinct tomorrow, all the contaminents we've created would take hundreds of years for nature to work through.
I don't think anyone would still be using such an archaic, pointless temperature scale in 50 years.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't think anyone would still be using such an archaic, pointless temperature scale in 50 years.
We can't fucking escape it... I wish we could, but social media says no.
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We can't fucking escape it... I wish we could, but social media says no.
You must be tiny. I'm 5ft 9 and feel like a short arse these days. Most younger guys are significantly taller than me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You must be tiny. I'm 5ft 9 and feel like a short arse these days. Most younger guys are significantly taller than me.
I wondered if we'd see "Nipple Shampoo" and "Nipple Fries". You know, the stuff that's easy to peddle to people who'll buy whatever they're told.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wondered if we'd see "Nipple Shampoo" and "Nipple Fries". You know, the stuff that's easy to peddle to people who'll buy whatever they're told.
First thought: Is this the new food marketing trend: nipple something?
Second thought: Nipple piercing rather than a tasty snack, right?
Second thought: Nipple piercing rather than a tasty snack, right?
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
First thought: Is this the new food marketing trend: nipple something?
Second thought: Nipple piercing rather than a tasty snack, right?
Second thought: Nipple piercing rather than a tasty snack, right?
Our main problem is knowing what would be the best other language to learn as we have the world language. Nothing else has the same status. I'd go for Spanish as it's easy and widespread, but not useful in Asia for example.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Our main problem is knowing what would be the best other language to learn as we have the world language. Nothing else has the same status. I'd go for Spanish as it's easy and widespread, but not useful in Asia for example.
This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.
That is a great style!
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That is a great style!
Alpha male means the most unlikeable, unfanciable barrels of lard on toothpick legs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Alpha male means the most unlikeable, unfanciable barrels of lard on toothpick legs.
If I'm unfortunate enough to hear that song, I get to a point where I want to do damage to them. It's usually by about the 4 millionth time they've sung that lyric.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If I'm unfortunate enough to hear that song, I get to a point where I want to do damage to them. It's usually by about the 4 millionth time they've sung that lyric.
As a man, I'm ashamed of a hell of a lot of men.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As a man, I'm ashamed of a hell of a lot of men.
I'm wondering just how many PE teachers you've formally observed over a significant period of time. My estimate is somewhere between 0 and 1.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm wondering just how many PE teachers you've formally observed over a significant period of time. My estimate is somewhere between 0 and 1.
Thanks for making everyone feel better about themselves.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thanks for making everyone feel better about themselves.
Are you talking to yourself?
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Are you talking to yourself?
Liam Gallagher's son has about 1000x the talent of his 14 year old father.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Liam Gallagher's son has about 1000x the talent of his 14 year old father.
Not one standardised measurement. I'm surprised any of you can cook anything properly.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not one standardised measurement. I'm surprised any of you can cook anything properly.
What a profound statement... muted.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What a profound statement... muted.