Ellen
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Working to be the person my dogs think I am. Calling out MAGA ignorance & stupidity. 100% Liberal. Razorback. Parallel parker. Free thinker. Love to cook. Reason. Humor. Sarcasm. 🍺🏈🔵🦷🏀🐾
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Hey Pam Bondi. This is John Mitchell. Gird your loins because you actually work for the people and not the president and you will eventually find out what that means.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hey Pam Bondi. This is John Mitchell. Gird your loins because you actually work for the people and not the president and you will eventually find out what that means.
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Getting off is fun, getting laid is even more fun, but getting laid off isn't fun at all.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Getting off is fun, getting laid is even more fun, but getting laid off isn't fun at all.
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Feb. 20, 1944.
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Feb. 20, 1944.
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This is what they voted for. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is what they voted for. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Gunner says, “Everything is so silly and ridiculous”.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Gunner says, “Everything is so silly and ridiculous”.
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October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]
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Them: You don't look autistic
Me: You don't see it because my autism mostly affects me. I've spent most of my life painstakingly minimizing the impact it has on others... so now it has no effect on you at all, but my life is indescribably more difficult and exhausting
Me: You don't see it because my autism mostly affects me. I've spent most of my life painstakingly minimizing the impact it has on others... so now it has no effect on you at all, but my life is indescribably more difficult and exhausting
October 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Them: You don't look autistic
Me: You don't see it because my autism mostly affects me. I've spent most of my life painstakingly minimizing the impact it has on others... so now it has no effect on you at all, but my life is indescribably more difficult and exhausting
Me: You don't see it because my autism mostly affects me. I've spent most of my life painstakingly minimizing the impact it has on others... so now it has no effect on you at all, but my life is indescribably more difficult and exhausting
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Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go. #FuckTrump #HeOnTheList #Resist
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go. #FuckTrump #HeOnTheList #Resist
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I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!
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You know it's going great when you have to repeatedly remind the interviewer you're the Vice President of the United States mid-tantrum.
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You know it's going great when you have to repeatedly remind the interviewer you're the Vice President of the United States mid-tantrum.
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📌 Yes • More of this please ‼️
Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥
Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
📌 Yes • More of this please ‼️
Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥
Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥
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Yes, so embarrassing.
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yes, so embarrassing.
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October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
