Ellen
@ellenturney.bsky.social
Working to be the person my dogs think I am. Calling out MAGA ignorance & stupidity. 100% Liberal. Razorback. Parallel parker. Free thinker. Love to cook. Reason. Humor. Sarcasm. 🍺🏈🔵🦷🏀🐾
Gunner says, “Everything is so silly and ridiculous”.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Gunner says, “Everything is so silly and ridiculous”.
These white boys wearing MAGA caps. Idiots. Agitators.
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
These white boys wearing MAGA caps. Idiots. Agitators.
Almost 13 years old. Gunner.
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Almost 13 years old. Gunner.
Let’s see if I got this right. Trump said he would end the Russia/Ukraine war on day one. Now, he claims it’s not his war AND is going to escalate it by sending missiles and bombs into that war. That’s a huge deflect to drawn attention away from his name in the Epstein files. Wow.
July 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Let’s see if I got this right. Trump said he would end the Russia/Ukraine war on day one. Now, he claims it’s not his war AND is going to escalate it by sending missiles and bombs into that war. That’s a huge deflect to drawn attention away from his name in the Epstein files. Wow.
What’s with all the tacky gold crap pasted all over the Oval Office? It looks like a flea market threw up in there.
July 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What’s with all the tacky gold crap pasted all over the Oval Office? It looks like a flea market threw up in there.
This idiot, and his Gestapo, make me refuse to get in the sun, for fear of browning my skin enough to become a target for kidnapping when I go to Home Depot.
July 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This idiot, and his Gestapo, make me refuse to get in the sun, for fear of browning my skin enough to become a target for kidnapping when I go to Home Depot.
I think I finally figured out why Trump loves McDonalds so much. The numbers. First millions, then billions sold. Then just Billions and Billions sold. His fascination with numbers. Let another chain put up a sign saying Trillions Sold and then see what he likes to eat. Please let it be tacos.
July 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I think I finally figured out why Trump loves McDonalds so much. The numbers. First millions, then billions sold. Then just Billions and Billions sold. His fascination with numbers. Let another chain put up a sign saying Trillions Sold and then see what he likes to eat. Please let it be tacos.
Message to Iran: It’s the guys in the red hats, big bubba trucks, Trump flags, and huge belt buckles you’re looking for. Also, some have masks and the word ICE on the backs. You’re welcome.
June 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Message to Iran: It’s the guys in the red hats, big bubba trucks, Trump flags, and huge belt buckles you’re looking for. Also, some have masks and the word ICE on the backs. You’re welcome.
Trump has been itching to bomb someone, anyone. He is obsessed with trying to appear powerful. His infatuation with size, the most, the best is going to get us killed. When I see him, I see Popeye’s cartoon nemesis Bluto. I cannot take him seriously. He’s just a brittle, dim, old man-baby.
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Trump has been itching to bomb someone, anyone. He is obsessed with trying to appear powerful. His infatuation with size, the most, the best is going to get us killed. When I see him, I see Popeye’s cartoon nemesis Bluto. I cannot take him seriously. He’s just a brittle, dim, old man-baby.
Lessons learned yesterday:
1. Democrats are going to save our democracy.
2. Expensive military birthday parades are not popular.
3. Republicans hate Americans who protest.
4. When the police come to your door, call the police.
5. Razorback baseball suffers from lethargy.
1. Democrats are going to save our democracy.
2. Expensive military birthday parades are not popular.
3. Republicans hate Americans who protest.
4. When the police come to your door, call the police.
5. Razorback baseball suffers from lethargy.
June 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Lessons learned yesterday:
1. Democrats are going to save our democracy.
2. Expensive military birthday parades are not popular.
3. Republicans hate Americans who protest.
4. When the police come to your door, call the police.
5. Razorback baseball suffers from lethargy.
1. Democrats are going to save our democracy.
2. Expensive military birthday parades are not popular.
3. Republicans hate Americans who protest.
4. When the police come to your door, call the police.
5. Razorback baseball suffers from lethargy.
Stephen Miller hates himself because he knows he has failed upward only because of his skin color and his ability to find a man who is easily flattered, and as much of a bigot as he is. Oh, and because he looks like Stephen Miller.
June 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Stephen Miller hates himself because he knows he has failed upward only because of his skin color and his ability to find a man who is easily flattered, and as much of a bigot as he is. Oh, and because he looks like Stephen Miller.
Orange von Shitler has now worn a campaign baseball cap during his rambling “trophy wives” talk at West Point Commencement. I have made “Nun Puffs” for breakfast. My new buddy “Ben” is settling in. My friends are on a European cruise with no luggage. It’s a real dumb time to be alive.
May 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Orange von Shitler has now worn a campaign baseball cap during his rambling “trophy wives” talk at West Point Commencement. I have made “Nun Puffs” for breakfast. My new buddy “Ben” is settling in. My friends are on a European cruise with no luggage. It’s a real dumb time to be alive.
The red light saber, the tariffs, re-opening Alcatraz, drinking bleach, tariffs on foreign movies, a dictator style military parade to celebrate himself, wearing the pope clothes, pretending he is not bald, the staged assassination attempt, the ear Kotex, the ill fitting blue suit…… what else?
May 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The red light saber, the tariffs, re-opening Alcatraz, drinking bleach, tariffs on foreign movies, a dictator style military parade to celebrate himself, wearing the pope clothes, pretending he is not bald, the staged assassination attempt, the ear Kotex, the ill fitting blue suit…… what else?
Pretty much sums up the United States right now.
May 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pretty much sums up the United States right now.
Timeline cleanse. Happy Sunday!
May 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Timeline cleanse. Happy Sunday!
