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Ella Jay
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I wish I didn’t follow politics…but I do. Fan of dumb jokes. Friend of cats and dogs…don’t tell my dog, she hates cats.
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Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and you can get rid of him for three-day weekends.
January 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I’m starting to think the penguins may win this trade war
April 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Not to brag, but I’ve already finished my Christmas weight gaining!
November 23, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
TV is over and its people are going to run the government. I’m so glad I watched so much of it. I feel prepared for our new overlords.
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 AM