Ellen Weatherford
@elksneedle.bsky.social
I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
@justthezooofus.bsky.social
@justthezooofus.bsky.social
yeah ok tough guy say that to me on my personal account not my professional one & see what happens
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
yeah ok tough guy say that to me on my personal account not my professional one & see what happens
If anyone ever needs a comically short USB-C cable just let me know because apparently every item I've ever purchased came with one so I have about 200,000 of them. just peeled a banana and there was a tiny USB-C cable in there
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If anyone ever needs a comically short USB-C cable just let me know because apparently every item I've ever purchased came with one so I have about 200,000 of them. just peeled a banana and there was a tiny USB-C cable in there
trying to google whether you can actually flush wet wipes feels like one of those "one of us always lies the other always tells the truth" riddles
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
trying to google whether you can actually flush wet wipes feels like one of those "one of us always lies the other always tells the truth" riddles
trial and error? i hardly know er
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
trial and error? i hardly know er
Reposted by Ellen Weatherford
Mostly stupid podcasts that cater to left leaning very online men, but not chapo, oddly, but I've recently got into @justthezooofus.bsky.social because I think they're hit the nail on the head when it comes to banter, something many nature podcasts fail at.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Mostly stupid podcasts that cater to left leaning very online men, but not chapo, oddly, but I've recently got into @justthezooofus.bsky.social because I think they're hit the nail on the head when it comes to banter, something many nature podcasts fail at.
ANOTHER RECRUIT TO CHILDREN OF TIME NATION LETS GOOOO 🗣🗣🗣
@elksneedle.bsky.social I don’t remember which episode your recommended it in, but I am 63% finished with Children of Time and holy cow this is a wild and fascinating ride.
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
ANOTHER RECRUIT TO CHILDREN OF TIME NATION LETS GOOOO 🗣🗣🗣
It's caramelizing one onion, Michael, how long could it take? Ten minutes?
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's caramelizing one onion, Michael, how long could it take? Ten minutes?
People with kids in school: is homework less common now than it used to be? I used to have daily or weekly homework in nearly every class, but my 6th grader has had probably between 5 - 10 homework assignments his entire life. Every teacher he's had doesn't assign homework. Is this widespread?
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
People with kids in school: is homework less common now than it used to be? I used to have daily or weekly homework in nearly every class, but my 6th grader has had probably between 5 - 10 homework assignments his entire life. Every teacher he's had doesn't assign homework. Is this widespread?
Reposted by Ellen Weatherford
@justthezooofus.bsky.social I loved your kinkajou episode! I volunteer at a sanctuary known for wildcats that cares for other carnivorans, including kinks. On our aggression scale (for safety protocols), they are rated the same as tigers. Thanks for so clearly explaining why they make awful pets!
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@justthezooofus.bsky.social I loved your kinkajou episode! I volunteer at a sanctuary known for wildcats that cares for other carnivorans, including kinks. On our aggression scale (for safety protocols), they are rated the same as tigers. Thanks for so clearly explaining why they make awful pets!
Went back to the gym 3 times this week after being too unwell to go for two whole months I CAN do hard things
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Went back to the gym 3 times this week after being too unwell to go for two whole months I CAN do hard things
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Happy Halloween!
have to physically distance myself from my husband until ive recovered from wisdom tooth removal because he keeps making me laugh and it hurts my mouth
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
have to physically distance myself from my husband until ive recovered from wisdom tooth removal because he keeps making me laugh and it hurts my mouth
me after the dentist didn't let me take my wisdom teeth home
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
me after the dentist didn't let me take my wisdom teeth home
I have 3 fewer teeth today than I did yesterday. At this rate by the end of the 2025 I will have -181 teeth
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have 3 fewer teeth today than I did yesterday. At this rate by the end of the 2025 I will have -181 teeth
OK I'm dunepilled
fuck it we ball
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
OK I'm dunepilled
Reposted by Ellen Weatherford
So I help @elksneedle.bsky.social edit her other show Spellbound & Gagged, and we recorded an episode together where we discuss Dark Patterns in Video Games! It's super fascinating and I'm real proud of it so give it a listen!
spellboundandgagged.buzzsprout.com/2079612/epis...
spellboundandgagged.buzzsprout.com/2079612/epis...
13: Dark Patterns in Video Games w/ Jared Rusk - Spellbound and Gagged
Have you spent an embarrassing amount of money on microtransactions? Did you suffer through hours of a game that you hated just to get a virtual trophy? Are you setting alarms to log on at ungodly hou...
spellboundandgagged.buzzsprout.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
So I help @elksneedle.bsky.social edit her other show Spellbound & Gagged, and we recorded an episode together where we discuss Dark Patterns in Video Games! It's super fascinating and I'm real proud of it so give it a listen!
spellboundandgagged.buzzsprout.com/2079612/epis...
spellboundandgagged.buzzsprout.com/2079612/epis...
Remembered that im an adult with my own money
October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Remembered that im an adult with my own money
saw a lady at safeway loading her groceries into a suitcase & she said it was easier to roll them into her house that way. incredible minds walk among us every day
October 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
saw a lady at safeway loading her groceries into a suitcase & she said it was easier to roll them into her house that way. incredible minds walk among us every day
My entire career. I started a podcast as a hobby with no media experience, no connections, just a mic and some free time. Built an audience, met collaborators and made friends purely through social media. Now science communication is my actual job that I get paid to do
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My entire career. I started a podcast as a hobby with no media experience, no connections, just a mic and some free time. Built an audience, met collaborators and made friends purely through social media. Now science communication is my actual job that I get paid to do
fuck it we ball
October 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
fuck it we ball
not sick anymore so I have to go back to the gym. devastating
October 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
not sick anymore so I have to go back to the gym. devastating
website: "one sec we just have to make sure you're a human!"
me: "ok sure that makes sense, don't want those tricky bots sneaking around pretending to be humans"
website: "great thanks! here's that article you asked for (which you are about to realize is obviously ai-generated with a fake author)"
😐
me: "ok sure that makes sense, don't want those tricky bots sneaking around pretending to be humans"
website: "great thanks! here's that article you asked for (which you are about to realize is obviously ai-generated with a fake author)"
😐
October 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
website: "one sec we just have to make sure you're a human!"
me: "ok sure that makes sense, don't want those tricky bots sneaking around pretending to be humans"
website: "great thanks! here's that article you asked for (which you are about to realize is obviously ai-generated with a fake author)"
😐
me: "ok sure that makes sense, don't want those tricky bots sneaking around pretending to be humans"
website: "great thanks! here's that article you asked for (which you are about to realize is obviously ai-generated with a fake author)"
😐
The project 2025 thing is like how toddlers will hide just their face and go "I'm not heeere!" & you're like "i can see you. You're right there" & they're like "no I'm nooot" & then they jump out like "Ha! I tricked you! I WAS right here!" Like yall weren't making direct eye contact the entire time
October 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The project 2025 thing is like how toddlers will hide just their face and go "I'm not heeere!" & you're like "i can see you. You're right there" & they're like "no I'm nooot" & then they jump out like "Ha! I tricked you! I WAS right here!" Like yall weren't making direct eye contact the entire time