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eliza
@elizable.bsky.social
normal transgender wife she/her business account
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this site is where i cosplay as evil .
do i really have to wear pants today
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i think we made it gang
starting my harley quinn arc soon. stay tuned
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i'm never gonna kill myself or intentionally put myself in harm's way but sometimes i might wish i was dead
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Reminder if you are not good Christian do not say deez nuts
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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god gave you two hands so that you can pet two cats at the same time
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
not another fucking asshole inspection
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
landlords are old news, i'm an airlord
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
sometimes a pervert will follow me on here and it's like. why? i don't do anything hot on here. is it because i'm trans? i don't share my body with even my closest most trustworthy friends; i'm not gonna share it with a strange man on the internet
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
if i was a doctor i would prescribe you whatever you want if you pass the vibe check
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this website sucks. the other ones suck too. capitalism and fascism bleed into everything. catch me irl, it's my only escape. or on discord i guess, still holding onto that for now.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
kangen memek dia enak gila
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
as i was falling asleep i thought about how replacing a ceo with a frog would not change anything
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
shut the fuck up i'm so chill
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i'm at 600 micropoggers
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
women don't know anything

source: i'm a woman
September 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
everything will be okay once all the billionaires are gone
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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lindo eles comendo um bolo gay
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
don't post from space
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
nothing gets you tired before bed like Crying For Hours
September 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
stopped my brain from attacking itself using FACTS and LOGIC
September 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
hey doc i want you to remove these three cells in my pussy
September 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i should get an abortion too
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
not enough based villains in this world. instead they're all cringe. completely fucking washed. where are my unwashed goat villains?
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
happy monday i'm on a quest to kill god
September 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM