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Elizabeth Land Quant
@elizabethlquant.bsky.social
Writer, queer, #autistic, wife, mom, #disabled 🐈‍⬛Moss enthusiast
🐈‍⬛Publications in NY Times+
🐈‍⬛ Repped by Elisa Saphier
🐈‍⬛Co-founder of The Unpopular Publishing Co.
🐈‍⬛Co-creator of autisticaunties.com
🐈‍⬛Cosy mystery F*CK THIS MURDER coming 9.29.25
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Loved contributing to this week’s Tiny Love Stories in the NYT!

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/13/s...
Tiny Love Stories: ‘My Father, Autistic Like Me’
Modern Love in miniature, featuring reader-submitted stories of no more than 100 words.
www.nytimes.com
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My sister @elizabethlquant.bsky.social and I wrote an unhinged book that you might need.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Great way to help out an author is to leave a review if you vibed with the book!
As expected, the MAGAs are starting to troll our neurodivergent & queer little book (which has gotten praise for actually representing queer & neurodivergent ppl. Free on kindle unlimited now. Representation matters. Can’t stop won’t stop.
#booksky
#authorsky #ActuallyAutistic
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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As expected, the MAGAs are starting to troll our neurodivergent & queer little book (which has gotten praise for actually representing queer & neurodivergent ppl. Free on kindle unlimited now. Representation matters. Can’t stop won’t stop.
#booksky
#authorsky #ActuallyAutistic
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
WAIT! Was there a CAPTAIN RON reference in ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING??
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Eeeeek! 🩵
So proud our indie book reached number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category!

#AuthorsOfBluesky #Books #LGBTQIAP #WritersOfBlueSky #CozyMystery

@signeland.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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#ActuallyAutistic excellence.

On micro & macro levels, often #Autistic people are the “canaries in the mines” recognizing the awful patterns of humanity that lead us over and over to abuse, atrocity & genocide. Thank you #Greta.
Refusing to be silent even in the face of ridicule, cruelty & worse.
We Are Not Heroes. We Are Doing The Bare Minimum
It is a story of global international solidarity of people stepping up when our governements failed to do so, of people saying that my leaders /…/ who continue to fuel a genocide /…/ they do not represent me !
@thunberggreta.bsky.social #FreePalestine
Greta Thunberg: ‘We Are Not Heroes. We Are Doing The Bare Minimum’
YouTube video by Novara Media
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October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So proud our indie book reached number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category!

#AuthorsOfBluesky #Books #LGBTQIAP #WritersOfBlueSky #CozyMystery

@signeland.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If Schitt’s Creek made a baby with Only Murders in the Building while Murder She Wrote watched, are you intrigued?

If so, you’re in luck!

🏳️‍🌈F*CK THIS MURDER IS FREE ON KINDLE TODAY!

#booksky #genx #LGBTQIAP

@signeland.bsky.social
a woman says the best show of all time while sitting on a couch
Alt: Jessica Fletcher grins with the caption “the best show of all time.”
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October 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
🚨F*CK THIS MURDER IS FREE TODAY ON KINDLE!🚨

A reviewer said it would have been a great book but it had “too many pronouns.” So, if YOU love books w/ nonbinary, gay, trans, bi-pan characters that scoobie do around, solving crime, get it!

Please drown out the haters & leave a review if u liked it🏳️‍🌈
October 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Fuck the haters!
Well, we got our first review today and it was a bad one: “Too many pronouns.”

And we all know what that means.

We love our two wonderful, funny, non-binary characters and EVERYONE deserves representation.

If you vibe with F*CK THIS MURDER, please leave a us a review. Let’s drown out the haters
October 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Well, we got our first review today and it was a bad one: “Too many pronouns.”

And we all know what that means.

We love our two wonderful, funny, non-binary characters and EVERYONE deserves representation.

If you vibe with F*CK THIS MURDER, please leave a us a review. Let’s drown out the haters
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
In the mood for a foul-mouthed, closed room country house cozy murder mystery? With a ghost?
Just in time for Spooky Season? Count us in!👻🌈🦄

#books #spookyseason #autistic

@signeland.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Books with Autistic characters written by Autistic authors (adult fiction). Published September 2025.

A Special Interest in Murder by @mettemarieivie.bsky.social

You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social

F*ck this Murder by @elizabethlquant.bsky.social and @signeland.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Thank you @autisticbooks.bsky.social for including us with such fantastic authors!
Books with Autistic characters written by Autistic authors (adult fiction). Published September 2025.

A Special Interest in Murder by @mettemarieivie.bsky.social

You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social

F*ck this Murder by @elizabethlquant.bsky.social and @signeland.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Need a break from *gestures wildly about* EVERYTHING??

Then check out F*CK THIS MURDER, a joyfully queer and fun cozy mystery coming out September 29th!

#LGBTQIA #AuthorsOfBluesky #Autism #ActuallyAutistic #Books
Need a break from the bullsh*t? Do you enjoy foul-mouthed cozy mysteries? Did your mother take Tylenol? Then critically acclaimed F*ck This Murder is for you! Available for presale where books are sold 9.29.25 👻
September 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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The next person I’d like to thank for blurbing my book is the amazing Mo Daviau. Her novel Every Anxious Wave is my all-time favorite time-travel book. Its highly imaginative premise opens into a surprising, deep, human story full of Mo’s brilliant, dry humor... annieblooms.com/book/9781959...
September 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Three days until F*CK THIS MURDER is unleashed!

#WritersOfBluesky
Critically acclaimed, KIRKUS-recommended (omg!) Foul-mouthed cozy mystery
F*CK THIS MURDER! 9.29.25 where books are sold.👻
#Autism
#Booksky
#ActuallyAutistic
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Let’s gooo! 🫡🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈😍🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥🐦‍🔥
BISEXUALITY AWARENESS DAY YOU SAY?
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
📚F*CK THIS MURDER

- a funny, foul-mouthed mystery, complete w/dead bodies, sabotaged pre-wedding jaunts (bad food, poison oak, BEES), rekindled romance & chaotic bi/pan energy

#unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #autism #Disabilty
@signeland.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
BISEXUALITY AWARENESS DAY YOU SAY?
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
📚F*CK THIS MURDER

- a funny, foul-mouthed mystery, complete w/dead bodies, sabotaged pre-wedding jaunts (bad food, poison oak, BEES), rekindled romance & chaotic bi/pan energy

#unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #autism #Disabilty
@signeland.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🐝F*CK THIS MURDER🐝

🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets!
🏡 B&B
🐊 not so adorable pets!
🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love!
😵 dead bodies!
🍻 Biergarten!
👻🏚️ haunted hotel
🤢 food poisoning, 🌱poison oak, 🐝 bees!
#Autism #disability #LGBTQIA
#unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS

@signeland.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*If Schitt’s Creek and Only Murders in the Building made a baby while Murder She Wrote watched, F*CK THIS MURDER would be it.

🐊AVAILABLE 9.29.25!!!🐊
IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

#unhingedpit
#A #My #AG #CS
#OWN #Disabilty
#neurodiverse #LGBTQIA
#Autism

@signeland.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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It’s me. I am the autism.

#ActuallyAutistic

And proud of it.
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Queer, curvy, neurodivergent, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new B & B, but dead bodies, a rogue alligator and accident-prone guests keep getting in the way.

F*CK THIS MURDER is available for preorder at Bookshop.org and Amazon!

🐊Out on 9.29.25🐊
September 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM