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Elizabeth Land Quant
@elizabethlquant.bsky.social
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Writer, queer, #autistic, wife, mom, #disabled 🐈‍⬛Moss enthusiast
🐈‍⬛Publications in NY Times+
🐈‍⬛ Repped by Elisa Saphier
🐈‍⬛Co-founder of The Unpopular Publishing Co.
🐈‍⬛Co-creator of autisticaunties.com
🐈‍⬛Cosy mystery F*CK THIS MURDER coming 9.29.25
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WAIT! Was there a CAPTAIN RON reference in ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING??
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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So proud our indie book reached number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category!

#AuthorsOfBluesky #Books #LGBTQIAP #WritersOfBlueSky #CozyMystery

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Screenshot of an Amazon page showing F*CK THIS MURDER number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category!
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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🚨F*CK THIS MURDER IS FREE TODAY ON KINDLE!🚨

A reviewer said it would have been a great book but it had “too many pronouns.” So, if YOU love books w/ nonbinary, gay, trans, bi-pan characters that scoobie do around, solving crime, get it!

Please drown out the haters & leave a review if u liked it🏳️‍🌈
October 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Well, we got our first review today and it was a bad one: “Too many pronouns.”

And we all know what that means.

We love our two wonderful, funny, non-binary characters and EVERYONE deserves representation.

If you vibe with F*CK THIS MURDER, please leave a us a review. Let’s drown out the haters
Picture of a dog with a handkerchief tied around her head, posing with the book F*CK THIS MURDER
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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In the mood for a foul-mouthed, closed room country house cozy murder mystery? With a ghost?
Just in time for Spooky Season? Count us in!👻🌈🦄

#books #spookyseason #autistic

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October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I have that same ice pack which is currently snuggled behind my neck. Cat is horrified by the coolness so she’s on my feet.
Brown and white cat snuggled on a green blanket
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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BISEXUALITY AWARENESS DAY YOU SAY?
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
📚F*CK THIS MURDER

- a funny, foul-mouthed mystery, complete w/dead bodies, sabotaged pre-wedding jaunts (bad food, poison oak, BEES), rekindled romance & chaotic bi/pan energy

#unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #autism #Disabilty
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Graphic of a Canva design for F*CK THIS MURDER
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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🐝F*CK THIS MURDER🐝

🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets!
🏡 B&B
🐊 not so adorable pets!
🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love!
😵 dead bodies!
🍻 Biergarten!
👻🏚️ haunted hotel
🤢 food poisoning, 🌱poison oak, 🐝 bees!
#Autism #disability #LGBTQIA
#unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS

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Graphic of good reviews for F*CK THIS MURDER
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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*If Schitt’s Creek and Only Murders in the Building made a baby while Murder She Wrote watched, F*CK THIS MURDER would be it.

🐊AVAILABLE 9.29.25!!!🐊
IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

#unhingedpit
#A #My #AG #CS
#OWN #Disabilty
#neurodiverse #LGBTQIA
#Autism

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Graphic of a Canva design for the book F*CK THIS MURDER, including cartoon dogs, cats, and alligators
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Queer, curvy, neurodivergent, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new B & B, but dead bodies, a rogue alligator and accident-prone guests keep getting in the way.

F*CK THIS MURDER is available for preorder at Bookshop.org and Amazon!

🐊Out on 9.29.25🐊
Graphic of a large rainbow with a pot of gold- in it a book called F*CK THIS MURDER
September 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Oh for . . . I never took Tylenol while pregnant. I took my pre-natal vitamins. I allowed myself 3 M&Ms a day and NO caffeine. My diet was clean. And yet- I still had 3 amazing, wonderful autistic kids. WHY? Maybe cuz my dad, my aunt, my uncle, my sister and I am also autistic.

Autism family pics!
Three little kids sitting on a couch dressed in Disney costumes An older man and a young child walking in a forest Two little girls sitting with their sheepdog in a garden on the prairie
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Hats off to my poor husband and all the other sleeping partners of insomniacs that are jarred awake every few hours by “GOOD EVENING YOU ARE NOW TAKING THE TRAIN STRAIGHT INTO THE ARTIC,” courtesy of the @calm.com app.
Picture of the Nordland night train story on the calm app Picture of the Nordland night train story on the calm app
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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🐊🐊🐊
Picture of a book called F*CK THIS MURDER propped up next to a tea cup with an octopus on it. A pool and trees are in the background
August 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Glowing Kirkus review for F*CK THIS MURDER!

Over 100 agents rejected us (didn’t care for the autistic voice, too queer, too whatever) before we indi published, so this review means so much 2 my sister/co-writer @signeland.bsky.social & me.

🐊NEVER GIVE UP🐊

pre-order on Amazon or our website in bio
Kirkus review for our book F*CK THIS MURDER
August 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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WELCOME TO MAJESTIC SPRINGS! Just watch out for stray alligators, a few dead bodies, possibly poisoned food, and 🐝. Lots and lots of 🐝.

Pre-orders are up at Amazon and our website AutisticAunties.com !

Available 9.29.25

#BookSky #lgbtqia #cozymystery
A canva poster for the book, including alligator and bee pictures and quotes promoting the book
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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All of our gratitude to Nina for this amazing advance praise for F*CK THIS MURDER-link in comments

From Nina McConigley, author of COWBOYS AND EAST INDIANS, Winner of the PEN Open Book Award, & author of the upcoming novel HOW TO COMMIT A POSTCOLONIAL MURDER-link in comments
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“What a joy to spend a week in Majestic Springs and with its inhabitants. Signe Land and Elizabeth Land Quant have created a sparkling cozy mystery with humor, plot twists, and convincing portrayals of unconventional characters. All Maggie Livingston wanted was a peaceful grand opening for her new B&B—a little breakfast, a little bed, and zero dead bodies. But solving a murder while managing chronic illness and eccentric guests is no walk by the lake. This book is snarky, inclusive, and this is a cozy mystery turned gloriously unhinged. F*CK THIS MURDER is perfect for fans of small-town mysteries, found-family vibes, and amateur sleuths with a lot of heart. This isn’t your grandmother’s cozy mystery—unless your grandmother swears a lot and solves murders for fun. I love sarcastic sleuths, chaotic queer energy, and cozy mysteries with bite – and this book has that and then some.
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Miss you and love you forever, Jane Godley❤️❤️
Jane Godley holding up a sign get says “TRUMP IS A CUNT” and a police officer is holding up his hand
July 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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(New post cuz I blundered the other one 🤦‍♀️)

F*CK THIS MURDER, a zany, cozy mystery, is coming out September 29th!

🐊🐊🐊🐊

You can preorder now from our website AutisticAunties.com, and the eBook will be available soon.

🐊🐊🐊🐊

#WritersOfBluesky
#neurodiverse #disabled #LGBTQIA

@signeland.bsky.social
FUCK THIS MURDER gas everything! 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🐊 🦇 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 🍻 Biergarten! 🏔️🏘️ touristy mountain village 🕵️ amateur detective 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱🐝 bees! #neurodiverse #disabled #LGBTQIA #own
July 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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F*CK THIS MURDER, a zany, cozy mystery, is coming out September 29th!

🐊🐊🐊🐊

You can preorder now from our website AutusticAunties.com, and the eBook will be available soon.

🐊🐊🐊🐊

#AuthorsOfBluesky #WritersOfBluesky
#neurodiverse #disabled #LGBTQIA #OwnVoices

@signeland.bsky.social
FUCK THIS MURDER has everything 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🐊 🦇 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 🍻 Biergarten! 🏔️🏘️ touristy mountain village 🕵️ amateur detective 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱🐝 bees!
July 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Maggie just wants a five star review for her B&B, but dead bodies and accident prone guests keep getting in the way.

🐊

*If CLUE and MURDER SHE WROTE were neuro-spicy and totally gay*

🐊

Pre-order at AutisticAunties.com !! Out 9.29.25

#LGBTQIA #ChronicIllness #Cozymystery
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“Three more corpses and it wasn’t even noon.” -first line from F*CK THIS MURDER.
July 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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AND NOW THE “CORN SWEATS???”

Corn issues just keep following me everywhere
Young girl in jeans, cowboy boots and a Sesame Street t-shirt standing in a pumpkin and corn garden in the middle of the prairie Still from the movie Children of the corn. A menacing looking teenager stands by a scarecrow in a cornfield Corn with googly eyes
July 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It me
July 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Luv these two❤️❤️
July 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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ATTN: GEN Xers!!

NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU is out TODAY!!

bookshop.org/p/books/noth...
Book cover of nothing compares to you
July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Morning snuggles

#DogsofBluesky
Faun colored boxer dog with an adorable underbite lying on a blue bed.
July 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM